Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wednesday Limerick: Thursday Edition: Vin Douchal Edition: Nubbins Cousins Edition

Because DB1 said I could do whatever I wanted. Except full frontal. And insertion. And human/equine micturation depictions.

Vin sez:



Squinty McGint and his homeboy,
Have fun with a painted blonde toy;
Her holy pink triangle
Unhinges my dangle
And covers her flesh-toned bok choy


# posted by Bagnonymous
7:18 am May, 19 Duck, duck, douche said...

Reject Don Johnson
looks more like Sam Ronson.
Squinting fiercely at Lohans
magnificently toned gams,
he’ll be my next target for arson

7:22 am May, 19 Duck, duck, douche said...

What has my mind going,
Is what is she blowing?
Be it eyelash or coke
her blowing is no joke,
the tent I’m pitching is growing

7:25 am May, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That dress is wickedly short
The kind she can slip on and whor’t
But she has two Bags in tow
Causing me to Just Say No
Followed by Abort! Abort!

7:25 am May, 19 Duck, duck, douche said...

A pink taco truss I see
Are you barren or fir tree?
Hopefully you’ll delouse
and with bleach you’ll douse
your kitty after sitting on douche knee.

7:27 am May, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Well, since we can run amok without DB1 around…
.
Douche on left looks sick
Bro says what ya gonna do?
Puke costly liquor

7:29 am May, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

She looks like a blonde Asian.
Though I’m guessin’ not from Beijing.
And the two Turds sitting
Just beg for a hitting
From a ‘Roid enraged Cajun.

7:34 am May, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Her lips match her undie’s in pink
Which hardee-hard-hardens my dink
Man, what I would do
For an all-night screw
Providin’ she’s up on her shots, I think.

7:41 am May, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The bags in back are of no consequence
‘Cause it’s looking at her that makes my dick intense
She is a perfect view
of a hott I could goo
Even if her IQ makes her dense

7:50 am May, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Some meatheads of foreign persuasion
Pay for a lap dance from an Asian
And through a dry hump
Her STD’s jump
And move on from station-to-station

7:54 am May, 19 Vin Douchal said...

A hash addled Douche named Amir
Says no strippers because, well I’m queer
Rub sand on my dick
It gets me off quick
And scratches inside of your rear

7:58 am May, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I find it tough to mock the Choad
With legs and pink frothing my load
He’s minimally douchey
Maybe his knee’s just cushy
Whatever, man. How can I get her to my abode?

7:58 am May, 19 Mr. Belvadouche said...

flat rimmed cap screams suburban gangsta
constipated Kurt better known as a wanksta
Those lips are a blowin
My cock should be showin
I’ll even the score with these prankstas

9:01 am May, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blondie’s favourite sport,
Is too tease and taunt and cavort.
Hat guy wants to give it a go,
But the Arab dude says Whoa!
Cuz like me he drank two bottles of port.

9:05 am May, 19 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Slim and Larry McGoo
Got a blonde and know not what to do.
She put her hand in his hat, came up with grease fat,
got up walked away and pulled her hem down too.

Drat!!!

9:12 am May, 19 Boner said...

My boner grows
When blondie’s panties show
The C on Bobby’s hat stands for CUNT
The blank stare of Saul says “What?”
When I am done with blondie my boner will glow

9:41 am May, 19 Banana Hammock said...

This blond is Traci Lords Hott
Cousin “C” sleeps in the wet spot
For the Pink Panty’s I thank
Into this napkin I spank
Dude on left looks like he smoked some really bad pot

9:47 am May, 19 Banana Hammock said...

There once was a choad from Chan Chan
Who usually tugs with both hands
Then along comes cousin Ted
Whom is not very well read
But scores tons of hott bleath clam

9:50 am May, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Blondie is reliving her childhood,
looking for the slide,
escape is impossible,
is that poo she smells behind her?

9:58 am May, 19 DarkSock said...

Pink Taco truss covers tangles,
And stiffens my weenus’s dangle;
The boys sport merch from Spiegel,
But decline her polygrip Keigel;
It’s each other’s ass they both wish to mangle.

11:50 am May, 19 Mr. Scrotato head said...

Phil Dunfy from “Modern Fam’ly”
With a view that we all would envy
Leans even blondes with hot humps
Can blow stink out their rumps
Now his face is perm’nently squinty

11:56 am May, 19 Mr. Scrotato head said...

Its corners equate to one eighty
And covers the place where she does pee
But you’d all take a drink
From that tight cotton pink
If she chose to give you a close looksy

12:27 pm May, 19 Mr. Scrotato head said...

Its arguably quite a disgrace
that your eyes are glued to her pink place
If you’d just raise your eyes
You enjoy a surprise
She’s got tits dude, right under her face!

1:15 pm May, 19 Crucial Head said...

I spy with mine eye hott’s pink panty
Makes my dong dance like a turgid banshee
She blows on her palm
Some dust of napalm
Completing my mind’s perfect fantasy.

8:17 pm May, 19 creature said...

her panty of triangle pink
covers her spot of fish stink
tho she looks demure
her skins are unpure
my plow into her mound I would sink

7:24 am May, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

There once was a Tart from Pitt,
When two douchebags did beg her to sit
She pressed her pear down and ground it around
Look in her hand and said “That’s it?”

11:10 pm May, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

On the eve of the heavenly Rapture,
Our eyes make a visual capture:
Hot the Holy Pink Triangle,
Not Wicked Witch pentangle,
Our hope’s in the Lord and her Lap, sure!

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