Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Ask DB1: “The San Diego Millionaire” — Bag / Nottabag?


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DB1 Have a douche-adox.

The “Pacific Beach Millionaire” – AKA Jim Lawlor – is a perplexing fellow.

On one hand a giant douche attracting and exploiting the local PB hott. (if you actually live here that be a oxymoron) On the other hand as Jim Lawlor he does lots of worthy charity work.

As a LA denzien I imagine you have been to SD and PB. You will need to google and facebook him to get the picture. What would the ruling be on him?

-B Ingraham
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Douche. Douche. 100 Times a Douche.

Not even a debate.

I thematically flush his essence without looking in the bowl.

# posted by douchebag1
1:51 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

I’d snap into his slim teens though.

1:57 pm June, 28 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Girl on the right’s mom had a few drinks whilst preggers as evidence by enough space between her eyes to park a car and have room to spare.

Girl on Left- “snap this picture so i can go degrease.”

2:04 pm June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock
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Commentary on the architectural style of this dudes PB Castle with the turrets and other things would be appreciated. In my wifes real estate appraisal vernacular
a dog is a dog no matter how much lipstick you put on it.
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Esquires

2:11 pm June, 28 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Autobag, although maybe a (-1) stage reduction for charity work could be arranged. Also, I end up visiting friends in PB about once a year, and it seems that more and more Florida-style fratbaggery is infecting the place. Hopefully this can be stopped.

2:13 pm June, 28 Mr. Belvadouche said...

I’m fairly certain Bob Ross couldn’t use up all that space on her fo’head

2:20 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jag Off would be a suitable name for this guy.

2:26 pm June, 28 Mr. Belvadouche said...

i’d still lay my wrinkled cans of earl grey on both their chins

2:30 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Uber-douche.
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.Next question?

2:39 pm June, 28 Wedgie said...

This guy is a tool; I know him. And if he’s a millionaire, so is my kid’s pet gecko, aptly named “Gordon”.
Nice castle, dick shine. I can’t wait for the video: “How to fuck up a perfectly good tract house on less than $1000″.

2:51 pm June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

After a quick look at his website it’s apparent that he wrote his own bio, may have had some skill at one time to amass some wealth, has taken a decidely dark turn into the douchebag realm and is tireless self -promoter for the advancement of scoring Bleeths
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If he just kept to himself and banged babes he’d be a regular guy with an ugly house.
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He’s a slick jellydonging douchebag of the highest order. Greico himself doesn’t want to catch what this arrogator has
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Hax

2:58 pm June, 28 jonezy said...

I think a better Bag/Not a Bag would be the BeastMaster. Damn I loved that movie as a kid. About the 4th pic on this page has an actual Hott in it.
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How do they not have a remake of this movie yet?
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On the one hand, he’s awesome. But on the other, he looks an awful lot like FishSlap (Fuck you).
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Come to think of it, was Ace Ventura Pet Detective just a modern day BeastMaster movie? hmmm.
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I suppose this explains my penchants for beastiality. Darksulk, can you suggest a good horse ranch I could visit?

3:01 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Comment thread on jag off’s website is ripe for mock & ridicule

3:14 pm June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was once voting Most Cockly To Succeed.
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Pricks.
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Going to get loaded on Dirty Bombay Sapphire martinis with vodka chasers on the Mrs’. senior partners dime. Woot.

3:14 pm June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you have to ask, douche it is…
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Also, once you are in your mature years posing in this manner is auto. You would never find the Most Interesting Man in the World tarnishing his image for teenbleethbait. Now the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World, that is a different question…
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I move that we start a new award category, of the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World (MIDBITW).

3:15 pm June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“He is such a douchebag that just looking at him infects you with the Greico Virus….He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

3:16 pm June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Douchebags look at him and say, ‘Wow that guys is a fuccen douchebag.’ He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

3:17 pm June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“He doesn’t wear Axe Body Spray, Axe Body Spray wears him….He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

3:31 pm June, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Douche has a castle, so I guess that makes him King Douche. I can’t wait till King Douchious gets a load of his competition. Agree with Vin, if he was just banging chicks on the down low, fine, whatever. Since he’s a shameless self promoter, douchebag.
Lesson learned: Bang hott chicks and then shut the fuck up about it.

3:47 pm June, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Wellllllllllllllll now, THAT was easy!

3:47 pm June, 28 anonymous said...

Dickhead Douche. Turd Douche. This guy is the Charlie the Tuna of Douches. He lacks good taste.

3:50 pm June, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is he wearing a belt over a jersey? Who does that? A douche, or an old lady sports fan.

3:50 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m guessing this is how he views himself in his “castle”?

4:39 pm June, 28 soy bomb said...

I don’t really care how much charity work this dude does, dumbing yourself down in such an embarrassingly spectacular way is a detriment to society as a whole. If it looks like a ‘bag and acts like a ‘bag, it’s a ‘bag.
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Space Rangers.

4:55 pm June, 28 creature said...

his noggin is ripe for some beach over the line tourney practice…I’m sure I could knock it over the crystal pier

5:05 pm June, 28 ehcuodouche said...

I think this guy actually calls the parties he throws with the nubile coeds to be the “charity” he does. Cause some of the money raised from his parties goes to charity or something.

This guy makes me hate the Chargers now, and I grew up in SD.

6:08 pm June, 28 Grand Douchemeister said...

Second hand story includes the mention of numerous jars of KY laying about and the dude being extremely creepy and douchetastic while the girls at his “castle” were bleethy.

As a PB resident, I’m enraged, this guy has his name attached to such an awesome (well, some parts) place.

6:11 pm June, 28 Wedgie said...

Chlamydianaire

6:13 pm June, 28 Wedgie said...

BTW, Captain CurrentEvents, you can lose the L.T. jersey. We traded him to the Jets…..before last season.

6:34 pm June, 28 ifelicious said...

thanks for linking back to my blog post about PB Lawlor. at the time, i had no idea he had such a terrible reputation but sites like yours and others really paint a different picture of him.

6:50 pm June, 28 skrag2112 said...

A douche. If a bunch of cancer patients found out this guy payed for a new wing to the hospital, they would Kervorkian themselves.

6:56 pm June, 28 Anonymous said...

ddddd…..
Spit it out jjjunior!
DDOUCHE!

8:23 pm June, 28 Troy Tempest said...

That guy is such a douche, Samurai Scrote actually said “Fine work, my little muffintop. Now go forth and infect. I give you a new name my little muffintop – your name is Legion.”

8:25 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Twice a week he needs to take a pumice stone to his foreskin. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:26 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“He drinks water and pisses Grey Goose. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:29 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“A woman was once shared a taxi with him and afterward her breasts had grown two cup sizes. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:31 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Whenever he jogs on the beach, incidents of seagull rape escalate. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:33 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“His Will Ferrell impression really is spot on. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:34 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“His one man show, Bang The Gang Slowly, where he recites the names of all the women he has had sex with since January, is sold out through 2019. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:36 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“He once had sex with a sixteen year old, but she was eighteen by the time they were done. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:37 pm June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Samurai Scrote is his wingman. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

8:50 pm June, 28 Steve L. said...

if i become a millionaire, i’ll do a bunch of “charity” work too.









what?

9:08 pm June, 28 creature said...

both these gals are carrying a phone call dime in their tops as they undoubtably will have to call friends to escape…’the most interesting douche in the world’

9:10 pm June, 28 creature said...

…they may also carry sausage in the shorts, should he grow hungry

9:12 pm June, 28 Mahatma Gandouche said...

“He uses so much grease in his hair OPEC raises production by a million barrels a day. He is the most interesting douchbag in the world! “

9:33 pm June, 28 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

jersey and matching headband? 10 year olds would think that is faggy. if he really wants to pretend he is that close to ladainian tomlinson, he ought to let one of his “angels” squick ball-butter out their cooze, onto his upper lip, so he can smell like a star athlete.

he is a universal shamant, he shames anything he attaches himself to, tract homes, castles, rooks, the game of chess, suburbia, football, nfl merch, p-t-p hos, there isn’t a thing he can’t efface by associating himself with it. except himself.

mansplainers.

9:58 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

He had his urethra fitted with a mini-cam and screens his post-coitus shakey footage of his ham-ram pounding the alien pod tip of various cervixes to his stoned wingmen, telling them “Brahs…it tottaly is a bootleg of that last George Foreman fight…Sooo Epic, doodz!!!1!!”
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He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

10:00 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

He had his testes severed with a rat-tailed file and replaced with the 22-year-old PTRP (Paid To Replace Testes) Hotts in the photo.
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He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”

10:05 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

He regales stoned and drunken guests plied with street pharmaceuticals about that time he and Dog The Bounty Hunter ate a King Sized Snicker Bar out of Nicholas Cage’s asshole on the set of “Drive Angry 3D” when Mr. Cage suddenly shifted from laughing ironically to bawling in a fetal position, melting all the good chocolate and makeing Dog and him look like a couple ‘a dude fags.
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He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

10:07 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

He cock punched a restrained bear once and made it cry in hoarse chugging sobs.
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He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

10:10 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

He wipes his ass exclusively with his distended foreskin, and spits through his urine stream each time; failure to spit through the stream = beatings for his personal security detachment.
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It ‘s what Anwar Sadat did.
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He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

11:02 pm June, 28 douchetoevsky said...

is this thing on?

12:38 am June, 29 tall guy said...

Bag or Nottabag? Eh? He probably pierces his scrotum. Not a Notta.
Bleeth on left could be a tranny.

Ellen!

2:05 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He bottles his anal gases in a large vase and treats his guests to his essence while regaling them with stories of Calcutta and Absinthe.

He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in The World

2:27 am June, 29 Baron Von Goolo said...

He ejaculates with such force that his sperm traveled through time to 1977, where they became known as the band TOTO.
He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

4:01 am June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

When he closes his eyes, the world disappears. Really.
He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

4:02 am June, 29 The Dude said...

My dad used the term “dipstick” for people like this. He thought behavior like this deserved mocking because it reeks of dipshit.
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I agree, but I’d go there, for a P2P pic. The mock is like sales tax.

4:04 am June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

To get his makk on with the ladeez he can make his face look like Wiener’s Peener. And according to Mr White (or was it Wheezer?) Wiener’s Peener looks like a grappling hook made of SPAM.
He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

4:04 am June, 29 The Dude said...

@Troy — if I had one of those pissy-tasting beers on hand, I’d crack one in honor of that one!
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kweeek!
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Bud
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4:05 am June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

The cilia of his intestines can sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in four part harmony. He is the Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.

4:30 am June, 29 The Dude said...

“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?”
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His paid-to-pose payees wear edible gold g-strings under their edible skirtettes.
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I don’t care if he’s the most boring Douchebag in the World, those are some munchable hotts. Million bucks for that? I gotta million sittin’ around here somewhere..

4:34 am June, 29 The Dude said...

Oh Holy Christ I just looked at his site. There is no beer cold enough to wash down the memory of it.

4:57 am June, 29 Troy Tempest said...

Just the first sentence of his bio makes my brain hurt:
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Jim Lawlor, although born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, moved to Iowa with his large family of six sisters and two brothers at the age of five.
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WTF “although”? Jimbo, try this:
“Jim Lawlor was born in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, and from the age of five he lived in Iowa with his six sisters and two brothers.”
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Says the same thing in about the same number of words, yet has an identifiable subject, verb, and predicate. Yeeeesh, what a fucking dooooooooosh.

5:29 am June, 29 Van Doucheland said...

to quote a nice song for that HC on the left side: “Her enormous boobies show underneath it all!” (No Doubt! / I saw’em flashing) And by “it all” meaning this little piece of textile.

7:00 am June, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He clearly know nothing about football, as evidenced by his willingness to wear Chargers paraphernalia.

8:58 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When he gets invited to the Chargers locker rooms after games to give out party invitations to his “castle”, the players avoid eye contact in the hopes he isn’t lasciviously staring at their peens.
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He is The Most Interesting Douchebag in The World.

11:46 am June, 29 douche ex machina said...

I have lived in PB for over 10 years and have seen this Jersey Shore Fratbaggery get worse and worse. It is concentrated South of the pier, which is nice because North PB provides a little relief. But, when summer hits (as it has) the Black Ball flags not only mark the start of a swim section but also act as warning for all locals that the douche to nota adouche ration will be greatly lopsided. The booze ban has done little to keep the Zoniedouches and Florida douches from defecatin the beaches with their stank. May god help us all!

2:32 pm June, 29 mr.reeve said...

He looks like an asshole to me. An asshole with money is a douchebag around these parts Son

7:20 am June, 30 Mr. Biggs said...

It’s the San Diego Douchionnaire and the Poor Life Choice Girls! Coming to a Walgreens grand opening near you!

7:21 am June, 30 Mr. Biggs said...

Giving to charity is a very popular douchebag CYA/PR maneuver. Just ask Frank McCourt.

8:18 am June, 30 Anonymous said...

But he has a castle!

6:15 pm June, 30 Stephanie said...

Lifestyles of the rich and idiot. Ugly house too. Now I know where to toilet paper this guy’s house…

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