Thursday, June 30, 2011

Between a Pear and a Pear Place

Greasy Tony knows only two things for certain in life.

1. Tony loves the succulent and firm chompy chomp Ass Pear

2. Tony enjoys getting douchey flaming tatts placed around his bellybutton

#1 makes him a relatable and sympathetic protagonist.

#2 makes him a douche.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am June, 30 The Dude said...

Where’s Tony?
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Oh, there he is. Poor sap.

7:12 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Them pears make some awful nice ear muffs.

7:15 am June, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Those pears can keep your head warm.

7:23 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can picture him with a construction hat with two giant beers on it drinking from a straw. The tat could be a night in Tijuana or shore leave mistake. I gotta give him a notta because this dude knows where his heads are at.
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Heads. Get it.

7:32 am June, 30 DarkSock said...

Tina, Tony and Sandra crack up everyone at the pool again with their impersonation of Courtney Love’s vagina.

7:48 am June, 30 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Tony looks like he paid for that twosome. I believe it was wise investment in these economic times.

7:49 am June, 30 jonezy said...

are we sure that isn’t Harry Shearer?

8:17 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Jonezy
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He gets “A Mighty Wind”

8:17 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d give them “Best In Show”

8:17 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Tap Their Spines.

8:18 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Wait for their Guffmans

8:18 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Krusty their Clowns.

8:44 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d roast their hams.

8:44 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fill their buns.

8:44 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d cock butt their bongos.

8:45 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d scuttle their barges.

8:45 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d aim my torpedo.

9:06 am June, 30 DarkSock said...

I’d Shear their Hairiers.

9:07 am June, 30 DarkSock said...

Harry clearly misunderstood the girls when they said he should try butt plugs.

9:08 am June, 30 DarkSock said...

“No…I can’t hear the ocean…but I can smell it…”

9:16 am June, 30 DarkSock said...

Shatlas Hugged

9:16 am June, 30 DarkSock said...

^well that one went sailing over heads like a U2 spy plane…

9:22 am June, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

The sun is shining, very low humidity, I’ve got a good vibe going and other then a wag of my finger for the belly tatt I say go in peace Tony and enjoy your pool side highjinx/shenanigans.
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Derek Smalls kicks ass on the bass guitar!!!!

9:28 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Biggie Smalls kicks ass at getting shot and dying, YO Dog. Too Soon or Not Soon Enough.

9:36 am June, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let them poop my dick.

9:47 am June, 30 Fatness said...

That reminds me…we’re out of cottage cheese.

9:51 am June, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

If there was a loving, merciful god in heaven, the power of that pair of pear would come together and render his head to pulp like this

9:52 am June, 30 Boner said...

I am back. Bigger, veinier and smooth like a babies ass. I just shaved my taint and shaft in honor of the tasty pear on the right. WHAT???
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SSSSPPLLLLAAATTTT!!!!

10:04 am June, 30 The Dude said...

Shartles & Jaymes

10:08 am June, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

I entitle this pic “Shit Sandwich” or “3 Buttholes”.
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@Boner, send me a pic!

10:24 am June, 30 mr.reeve said...

Wow Boner. Stop getting yourself all worked up Son.
The pear looks good even if they are book ending Uncle Tony. I am thinking Uncle Tony is celebrating his divorce from Carmela at a Vegas pool with some fine, ripe ass pear. Even if he has a teenage girls belly button tattoo I feel we need to give Tony a free pass into pear heaven.
“Git sum” “Baby Guns” Son

10:52 am June, 30 soy bomb said...

Dollars to doughnuts this pathetic ‘bagsack has a tramp stamp.

10:56 am June, 30 jonezy said...

I Shart Huckabee.
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Poondock Taints.
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Shartleby, the Scrivner – ” I’d Pearfer not to”

11:24 am June, 30 Hermit said...

When choosing in a coin flip, always choose tails.

12:28 pm June, 30 Panama foundation said...

It is this consistent quality that makes the quantity of Naylors work all the more remarkable.Her first novel for children What the Gulls Were Singing was published in 1967 and describes how a ten-year-old middle child learns about the love of her family and community during a beach holiday. Although Nick feels helpless and is filled with anguish he recognizes his fathers problem and despite his difficulties at home makes friends and even goes on a successful first date. Marty blackmails Judd and makes a deal with him to keep the dog faces the consequences of his bargain makes peace with Judd after an accident and ends up defending the man against accusations of murder and robbery.

4:27 pm June, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Panama Foundation, nice synopsis, but what say you on the assholes pictured above?

5:49 pm June, 30 Stephanie said...

Stereo assholes,left channel, right channel and center. No need for a diagram,I can wire this myself.

7:20 pm June, 30 creature said...

tony’s double compound collar bone fracture proved to be good fortune ounce they healed

7:44 pm June, 30 schlicht bindenburger said...

i want to have both those bums grinding my face until just before i become unconscious, and then if im lucky i will tap out!

8:39 pm June, 30 Mr. Biggs said...

Ah Tony you had so much going for you! And you had to ruin it on the tatt. Oh well. I’ll give you a notta with a warning purely because you demonstrate knowledge of how to enjoy fondle-chomp butt perfection.

9:16 pm June, 30 business review said...

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12:50 am July, 1 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

those marketers of hd wraparound sunglasses will not be deterred. i would try those on, its all in how you hold the product.

hepcats

1:00 pm July, 1 Steve L. said...

see? this guy we wouldn’t call him a nerd.
commence eye gouging.

10:56 pm July, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

I want that apple tree to sit on me. OH!

10:57 pm July, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

Damn that ass on the right is fine. The one on the left is too, but sheeit DB1 you just gave us free pear.

11:29 pm July, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“Two ass pears” reminds me of that old pipe organ extravaganza album I used to own years back in my college days…Second Wind For Organ…or perhaps as Martin Luther might have named it, ” A Mighty WInd For Organ.”
Which reminds me of that ol’ ripplin’ wind animation to the fwtttt! sound resounding across the tennis courts one night during church camp gathering….the finest fart we ever heard, bar none:”Twas TWO in UNISON. We never did learn their secret, how they planned it upon us all, but suffice it to say, the genius of two fellow teen boys reigned in one stinkin’ swoop.

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