Saturday, June 11, 2011
Comment of the Week: Nancy Dreuche on Peen Reveal
In the Jimmy’s Stupid Lips thread, Nancy Dreuche wins the coveted Comment of the Week by summing up the various perverted ways that men may show women their phallus:
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Painting a picture of your peen and giving it to a woman you’ve been cyber stalking for over a year. Artistic Pervert. Paper machéing a replica of your peen and giving it to your high school sweetheart. Romantic Pervert. Using your peen as the inspiration for your next building design to impress all the women (and a few men) in that city. Architectual Pervert. Alluding to your peen as “Jesus sized”. RevChad Pervert. Making multiple peen references around a woman you just met. Nervous Pervert.
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Hacking into a random website in order to sell generic erectile dysfunction medication when clearly nobody here gives a toss. Dumbarse Pervert.
ps Congratulations Nancy Dreuche! X
Oh… It was deleted. Good, but now I feel like an idiot.
Nice butts.
Congressman Weiner addresses two pair of impressionable young lifeguards on the importance of safety while surfing the web, …er waves.
Congrats Nancy, and congrats to the noble and upstanding male penis for being the subject of The Comment O’ Week for two consecutive weeks.
good work Nancy.
Above is an old photo of Congressman Wiener back when his name was Oscar Meyer, and he was a slick young lawyer douche from New Rochelle. Here he is on set auditioning for the part of the nerdy jerk victim on Baywatch. He didn’t get the part but he did give each of them a xerox of his taint.
Congressman Weiner has a 12″ taint and he can heat soup with his eyes.
Congressman Weiner can pop a wheelie and walk it up the steps of the Capitol…on an oak desk.
Congressman Weiner’s surfboard is his dick, and he once ate an ape alive over the course of 3 days.
Congressman Weiner looks like a hunchback ricepaddy coolee toiling in Brian Wilsons beard… (pitcher noy Beachboy)
well done N D…now get some! …peen that is
..or poon, your choice
Congressman Weiner gives himself a ball point pen enema during his lunch break.
Prince Charles used to pull some quality lifeguard tail.
Congressman Weiner saw found floating face down in a bowl of oatmeal flavored yogurt.
congressman Weiner pounds nails into vats of cottage cheese with his peen
by cottage cheese I mean Plinky’s mom’s voracious hindquarters
Thank you DB1. I was as giddy as a school girl who had just received her very first peen pic, when I saw my comment up there. This one’s going up on the fridge. I’m thinking in the accompanying pic Mr. Weiner is about to set up an outdoor photo shoot and is just asking these nice young women if they want shells and sandollars to provide scale. What a gentleman. Anyway, since I’m peen-free for the moment, I can at least write about them. To the peen!
Congressman Weiner dated a semi-pro softball player from Norman, Oklahoma named Trixie who had an ass like a quarter horse and batted over .400 for three consecutive seasons. Once, while on a date, Congressman Weiner’s car broke down eight miles out of town and she pushed it all the way home, uphill with the parking brake on.
Trixie never removed her catcher’s mask even while performing fellatio, which became too much for the Congressman, so he broke it off.
(The relationship, not the catcher’s mask.)
@Hermit, when your telenovela comes out on Univision, please let the rest of us know what time to tune in.
^ Trixie.
Sorry,Nancy you and viagra got in the way.
Troy, 1:57 FTW
Congressman Weiner belches methane and can run up steep inclines on one leg
Congressman Weiner eats baby whales and washes them dowm with quarts of organic testosterone.
Congressman Weiner has a dark room for his old school shots and wears a golf umbrella as a condom.
congressma Weiner takes ass photos by speeding through photo monitored redlights while pressing ham against the windshield
…”it wasn’t me, judge, honest”
Congressman Weiner sets up cameras in his office so he can record his self-fellation of his Jesus sized cock. Son. Kid.
Congressman Weiner let a cast of his cock be used in the design of the cylinders in the new Mustang Gt.
congressman Weiner knits weasel pelt to his bushmat using chopsticks he borrowed from Janet Reno
Congressman Weiner washes his cock in a front load LG washing machine.
congress Weiner has a pecker that looks like a grappling hook made of spam
Congressman Weiner has spring-loaded temples.
Congressman Weiner wears the diarrhea-encrusted panties once worn by Mamie Eisenhower..
Congressman Weiner has has a Moses-sized cockk and a grapefruit-sized, enlarged prostate.
Congressman Weiner’s anus is ringed with pesky barnacles.
congressman Weiner waxes his tongue
congressman Weiner faxes his junk…not copies of it
I was at a piano bar once and used my peen to play chopsticks. Needless to say I didn’t impress, musically or hung-ally.
Congressman Weiner squirrel-fucked a horseshoe crab with a tree branch.
Congressman Weiner used to play the role of a Confederate Nurse during Civil War reenactments.
Congressman Weiner was fucked dog-stylem in the back of a UPS truck by a cocker spaniel named Joe.
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Joe Cocker….spaniel………….son.
congressman Weiner keesters sea urchins while wetnursing otters
dog stylem?
Yep, I’m stickin’ with it, dog stylem.
congreasseman Weiner is starting his own social networking organ called Twatter…he will only receive
Congressman Weiner sends pictures of his foot fungus to elderly widows.
Congressman Weiner once had a gay affair with an old hi-hat stand named Pokey.
Congressman Weiner called up Trudy on the telephone.
Congressman Weiner can swallow whole an entire love seat.
Congressman Weiner jerks of to pictures of Burl Ives while he listens to old Ethel Merman records.
^Who Doesn’t?
Congressman Weiner’s blood type is O shit.
Congressman Weiner ritually cuts his wrists with an X-acto knife and smears the blood on virgin-born lemurs.
congressman Weiner kegels setalene tanks & farts out neon dirgibles
congressman Weiner shaves his genital warts off with pez dispensers & prys off his blood encrusted drawers wth the jaws of life
Congressman Weiner thought that Arnold and Strauss-Kahn were great role models.
Congressman Weiner wishes he could transport his junk into the tribble-filled cargo bay. Harry Mudd you were a sly one. Son.
Congressman Weiner scratches his genital warts with a rusty stump grinder.
Congressman Weiner wipes his ass with a laptop, but only if the camera is on.
Comgressman Weiner scrapes his taint with a fresh pineapple just to remember he’s awake. What?
congressman Weiner can debone fish with his rectum
Congressman Weiner has a four-wheel drive foreskin and can ass-keigel bananas into oranges.
Congressman Weiner can detach his asshole and send it across the room like an inchworm to crack people up at key parties.
Congressman Weiner butt-fucked a bear in the Library of Congress Tuesday.
Congressman Weiner’s junk looks like a shaved ocelot trapped in a rice-thrasher.
Congressman Weiner pisses heavy slump concrete and shits boulders.
Congressman Weiner is Bonnaroo.
Congressman Weiner served bacon-wrapped pork at his Bar Mitzvah and puked up the King James Bible.
Congressman Weiner never lights a menorah. He’s jealous.
Congressman Weiner skis on children
Congressman Weiner downloads foreskin from iTunes
Congressman Weiner”s nostrils are twin replicas, down to the molecule, of Marilyn Monroe’s asshole.
Congressman Weiner has a 14″ stem sticking out of his neck with a human mouth at the end that repeats “ARNIE! ARNIE! AAAARRRRNNIIEEEE???” 24 hours a day.
Congressman Weiner’s left leg is 18″ longer than his tongue, and he can throw a pickle fork 14 miles.
Congressman Weiner knows that Congressman John Boehner’s name is really pronounced “BONER”.
Congressman Weiner speed-fucked a Pepsi machine in 1998.
Congressman Weiner can hang drywall faster than Catholics.
Congressman Weiner caught Medusa fingering the shit out of his wife and had the presence of mind to quietly leave the room and never speak of it again.
Congressman Weiner once ate a rabbi’s badger whole and piecemeal.
Congressman Weiner once passed John Largeman leaving the men’s room at an Akron, Ohio Arby’s restaurant. The two men briefly locked eyes, imperceptibly nodded to one another, and walked on.
Congressman Weiner once cut his wrist on his own dick; he bled dimes for 2 hours.
congressman Weiner has an extra scrotum where his uvula should be
congressman Weiner dispenses gas additives into Yugos with his johnson
congressman Weiner has a large pimple at the base of his shaft named Martha
congressman Weiner squeezes gravy out of the teats of Condallisa Rice
congressman Weiner wears fetal pig slippuhs
congressman Weiner fingerfucked the Queen Mothers asshole at Prince Williams bachelor party
congressman Weiner saves his used condoms to retread his tires…cuz he’s green
Congressman Wiener junk speaks in its own language – a language known as Peen.
Are you guys still talking about Congressman Wiener as if he’s Samurai Scrote?
Wiener, Weiner…..still a target for all sorts of jokes…..
Congressman Wiener was just as much of a juvenile douchenozzle when he was 14 and sending xeroxes of his junk to Miss Shapiro, his ninth grade english teacher who had the body of Sophia Lauren and a face like a gecko.
^^^JUST like a gecko. Really.
Congressman Weiner shoved a picture of his cock in a toaster oven and pulled out 4G wireless technology.
Congressman Weiner spent his college summers floating logs down the Ottawa River on his cock.
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Sorry, THAT MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!
Congressman Weiner invented tubal ligation and water retention in one operation.
Congressman Weiner had his ovaries taken out after a promiscous puberty.
Congressman Weiner used to have a corner cheque cashing joint/pawn shop in his pants.
Congressman Wiener’s peen has its own name. It’s called Congressman Wiener.
Congressman Wiener’s peen has a brain. It thinks peen thoughts. His peen thinks: poon.
Can WordPress handle an overload of tributes?
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We know Congressman Weiner’s peen can.
Congressman Wiener’s Peen has a pompador.
Congressman Wiener’s Peen’s pompador has a name. It’s called Donald Trump.
CAN’T YOU FUCCEN SPAM TROLLS SEE WE’RE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT LARGE AND OPERATIONAL PENII?????
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Sorry…..
Congressman Wiener’s career might be sunk, but his peen has a new job as Rush Limbaugh’s new ceeeeegar. Son.
And to the editors here: please leave up at least one of the spam comments or I’m going to look a bit like poor Jon Arbuckle.
Congressman Wiener’s Peen is so tough it gargles with tiger balm.
Kim Kardashian admits to her close friends that she can only climax during sex with her fiance if she imagine that Congressman Weiner is unleashing a torrent of urine on her face.
When the moyel tried to circumcise baby Congressman Weiner, Weiner’s might baby penis slapped the moyel across the face.
Congressman Weiner warned Charlton Heston to “TAKE YOUR EYES OFF MY PEEN YOU DAMN PERVY APE!”
Congressman Weiner peed through a horse once.
BostonDoucheBag challenged Congressman Weiner’s peen to a $10,000 fight…..and lost.
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With a smile on his face.
Congressman Weiner’s balls hammer his own peen when peein’.
Congressman Wiener’s balls have names: Manny, Moe, and Jack. Yep – Congressman Wiener’s got 3 balls. But one of them is just for decoration.
Congressman Wiener will be President…
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of the New Rochelle Peen Club.
Congressman Weiner condones longboards on public motorways as long as the punks don’t fuccing pull a shovit.
Congressman Weiner looks Europeen.
Congressman Weiner almost choked to death on a waiter’s cock in a new york restaurant but he swallowed it.
when congressman weiner does karaoke, he tries to change the meaning without changing the words, one of his favorites…
It ain’t me, it ain’t me, i ain’t no senator, son.
Congressman Weiner ends every sentence with “Son”, Kid.
Congressman Weiner drools Thompson’s Water Seal.
Congressman Weiner kegels hotel remote controls anally, and fails to wipe them off afterwards.
Congressman Weiner has never passed gas. Ever.
Congressman Weiner was mistaken for a tornado once by a car load of Boston Wiggaz. Kid.
Congressman Weiner married a fellow statesman to a horse, then peed into it.
Note that Congressman North, the horse marrier, is a Republican from Jackson, Mississippi.
Congressman Weiner uses condems made from the skin his peen sheds every 3 months.
Congressman Weiner: Cake Fart Boss
congressman weiner , when someone posted a twitpic of their sonogram, yielded the floor to the distinguished gentlemen from fruit of the loom.
Congressman Weiner must eat a panda bear quarterly or his eyes will erupt out of his head and scream around the capitol building halls as twin-pronged orbs hungry for mind meat.
congressman weiner withdrew form consideration for minority whip, though, as it turns out, he had experience.
weiner’s cock loves to press all the buttons in the house elevator, all at the same time
congressmen Weiner’s peen is constructed of 2 parts spam, 3 parts whale liver, pig bladder casing, possum teeth, & a mutant Sasketchawan mushroom cap…hence the uproar over said tweeted pics…he makes young frankenstein look like alfalfa
you still have to wonder about conservatives who sit around laughing at a guy with a huge weiner who has college girls who want him to be their boyfriend.
if they ever make a house version of west wing, charlie sheen’s career might not be over, winning!
Plinky’s mom dines on but never devours the peen of congressman Weiner…she claims beaver scat is the best condiment
congressman Weiner sexes up dr. joyce brothers on a regular basis, & brags about it on the squash court
Congressman Weiner married a Hamish Woman Plant, and absolved the local Cattery of Umbrage Lotion fallout from their selling kitten skins as tympani drums to Roger Taylor of Queen.
Charlie Sheen boasts about WINNING…
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Congressman Weiner quietly goes about PEENING.
Congressman Weiner recently defeated legendary bass player Geddy Lee (aka Gary Weinrib) in a contest on who could first nose-peck a ripe black olive out of a fat girl’s asshole. Most of those IN-THE-KNOW ignored the spectacle, since arch-villain GRU could not make it.
Congressman Weiner concedes that Rush rocked the fuck out last night in New Orleans, besting their GOD-Like concert from merely 3 years ago, and noted that they had HD-cameras, dolly tracks and super-nice camera angles all set up, leading him to believe that this footage will be used on the forthcoming Rush Time Machine video release in HD.
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Kid(s).
Congressman Weiner lives inside his cockk, as do we all this month.
Good Lord, 148 posts and still going. You’re a popular one, Nancy D.
president big dog clinton isn’t allowed to participate in olive plucking fat girl contests since he knows the precise vaginal ganglion , that when properly stimulated, such as with a cigar, manually or kong dong, will cause a fat girl to shoot an olive onion combo out of her ass, and or cooter, and across the room.
when done by a master, the manipulator can designate a specific predetermined martini. congressman weiner will learn the ways of the force from big dog in rehab, kid,son.
Congressman Weiner road a parapelegic donkey to the Grand Canyon, just to pee over the edge.
Congresman Weiner eats fried mule fetus’ for breakfast.
Congressman Weiner drinks coffee from an empty paint can………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….black.
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Congressman Weiner has aluminium shoulder blades and electric hoists for arm pits.
Congressman Weiner was Spanky and Our Gang- raped by Buckwheat, Stymie and Alfalfa.
Congressman Weiner vote twice to overturn Roe vs Dwayne Wade.
Congressman weiner once dry-humped a fruit salad.
Congressman Weiner’s weiner is adorned with steel wool and pisses only cactus juice and hummingbird nectar.
Corrections:
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3:50 am………… “rode” not “road”
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4:00 am………… “voted” not “vote”
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4:13 am………….he actually dry-humped a fruit salad twice, though the first time was pre-puberty.
Congressman Weiner inhales sulfuric acid and exhales malarial mosquitoes.
Congressman Weiner suffers from nocturnal leg cramps and pancreatic bleeding through the esophagus………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
………………………………………medical fact, kid.
Congressman Weiner coined the term “Malignant Narcissism”
Congressman Weiner walks on gilded splinters
Congressman Weiner can sling a fried chicken leg through 1″ plate steel without disturbing the delicious fried crust.
When Congressman Weiner starts fucking really hard his nostrils sound just like twin coach whistles, Kid.
Congressman Weiner can steer a sailboat with his face.
Congressman Weiner paid Queen to record a private song called “Weiner, Weiner Rock You / Weiner The Champ-Peens”.
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That’s how Freddie got sick. Along with getting railed by 245 condom-less menfolk.
Congressman Weiner can through his dick up in the air and get it stuck, then climb away from all this.
Congressman Weiner has a punter, not a pecker. Veterinary fact.
There’s only one way a woman gets to see my peen: up close and personal. I ain’t sending pricktures.
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Do I look like Brett Effin’ Favre?
Suck on that Samuri Scrote. And by that I mean Congressman Weiner. Congressman Weiner and Samuri Scrote had a sword fight once. Since no one captured it with a camera we may never know who was the victor.
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And all y’all FTW! My face hurts from laughing. Once again, to peen related humor!
I still say Troy, 1:57 pm FTW, but, DarkSock 7:51 pm FTCS.
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FTCS=for the close second
SS & congressman Weiner in the same thread…HERESY!
Congressman Weiner’s left nipple secretes creme de menthe and his right nipple leaks hydraulic fluid on to his shoes.
@Nancy
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I didn’t know how much you cared for my cocck. God Bless. Son.
Samurai Scrote flosses eith congressman Weiner’s small intestine
with…newman!
Wiener’s peen has it’s own cartoon. It’s similar to this
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Mutherfuckin great job, mutherfuckin Nancy Dreuche.
I missed the peen boat
Congressman Weiner once killed a Sasquatch with an over-ripe banana and that very old Seinfeld joke about “Why do they sell socks with those little hangars? Anybody have a little sock closet at home?”.
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Medusinal fact.
When Samurai Scrote heard that Congressman Weiner’s thread was trying to challenge his for most random long thread on HCwDB there was no alternative but a duel. Peen against peen, to the death. The dull thwack of flesh on flesh announced to the world that he final battle had begun, the forces of Weiner and Scrote had gone to war. A horrified planet could only look on in fear, knowing that the end times were upon us. With one vanquished the winner would have no nemesis to restrain him, no shadowy opponent to keep the balance. He, and his peen, would be free to roam the Earth. Quiver in fear for the apeencalyse is upon us.
Is anyone still talking about Geddy Lee and Rush in that Louisiana concert?
I am, you tri-holed whistle-stop; they were loaded for Bayer™ and kicked out the jams like they were Sarah Palin’s fact-checker.
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Highlight: Neal Peart (Pronounced “Pee-Yurt”, mutherfukkerz) did a drum solo sync’d with fireball pyrotechnics not seen since Rhode Island.
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Too soon?
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If Boston DoucheBag’s not here….then prolly so.
Congressman Weiner’s Weenus looks like CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.