Saturday, June 11, 2011

Comment of the Week: Nancy Dreuche on Peen Reveal

In the Jimmy’s Stupid Lips thread, Nancy Dreuche wins the coveted Comment of the Week by summing up the various perverted ways that men may show women their phallus:

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Painting a picture of your peen and giving it to a woman you’ve been cyber stalking for over a year. Artistic Pervert. Paper machéing a replica of your peen and giving it to your high school sweetheart. Romantic Pervert. Using your peen as the inspiration for your next building design to impress all the women (and a few men) in that city. Architectual Pervert. Alluding to your peen as “Jesus sized”. RevChad Pervert. Making multiple peen references around a woman you just met. Nervous Pervert.
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# posted by douchebag1
1:04 pm June, 11 tall guy said...

Hacking into a random website in order to sell generic erectile dysfunction medication when clearly nobody here gives a toss. Dumbarse Pervert.
ps Congratulations Nancy Dreuche! X

1:05 pm June, 11 tall guy said...

Oh… It was deleted. Good, but now I feel like an idiot.

1:13 pm June, 11 Ted Brogan said...

Nice butts.

1:41 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner addresses two pair of impressionable young lifeguards on the importance of safety while surfing the web, …er waves.

1:44 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congrats Nancy, and congrats to the noble and upstanding male penis for being the subject of The Comment O’ Week for two consecutive weeks.

1:57 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

good work Nancy.

Above is an old photo of Congressman Wiener back when his name was Oscar Meyer, and he was a slick young lawyer douche from New Rochelle. Here he is on set auditioning for the part of the nerdy jerk victim on Baywatch. He didn’t get the part but he did give each of them a xerox of his taint.

2:00 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner has a 12″ taint and he can heat soup with his eyes.

2:01 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner can pop a wheelie and walk it up the steps of the Capitol…on an oak desk.

2:01 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner’s surfboard is his dick, and he once ate an ape alive over the course of 3 days.

2:05 pm June, 11 creature said...

Congressman Weiner looks like a hunchback ricepaddy coolee toiling in Brian Wilsons beard… (pitcher noy Beachboy)

2:06 pm June, 11 creature said...

well done N D…now get some! …peen that is

2:06 pm June, 11 creature said...

..or poon, your choice

2:08 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner gives himself a ball point pen enema during his lunch break.

2:09 pm June, 11 creature said...

Prince Charles used to pull some quality lifeguard tail.

2:11 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner saw found floating face down in a bowl of oatmeal flavored yogurt.

2:11 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner pounds nails into vats of cottage cheese with his peen

2:12 pm June, 11 creature said...

by cottage cheese I mean Plinky’s mom’s voracious hindquarters

2:19 pm June, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Thank you DB1. I was as giddy as a school girl who had just received her very first peen pic, when I saw my comment up there. This one’s going up on the fridge. I’m thinking in the accompanying pic Mr. Weiner is about to set up an outdoor photo shoot and is just asking these nice young women if they want shells and sandollars to provide scale. What a gentleman. Anyway, since I’m peen-free for the moment, I can at least write about them. To the peen!

2:21 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner dated a semi-pro softball player from Norman, Oklahoma named Trixie who had an ass like a quarter horse and batted over .400 for three consecutive seasons. Once, while on a date, Congressman Weiner’s car broke down eight miles out of town and she pushed it all the way home, uphill with the parking brake on.
Trixie never removed her catcher’s mask even while performing fellatio, which became too much for the Congressman, so he broke it off.
(The relationship, not the catcher’s mask.)

2:43 pm June, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, when your telenovela comes out on Univision, please let the rest of us know what time to tune in.

2:45 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

^ Trixie.

2:46 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Sorry,Nancy you and viagra got in the way.

2:58 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Troy, 1:57 FTW

3:02 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner belches methane and can run up steep inclines on one leg

3:15 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner eats baby whales and washes them dowm with quarts of organic testosterone.

3:16 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner has a dark room for his old school shots and wears a golf umbrella as a condom.

3:16 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressma Weiner takes ass photos by speeding through photo monitored redlights while pressing ham against the windshield

3:17 pm June, 11 creature said...

…”it wasn’t me, judge, honest”

3:17 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner sets up cameras in his office so he can record his self-fellation of his Jesus sized cock. Son. Kid.

3:21 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner let a cast of his cock be used in the design of the cylinders in the new Mustang Gt.

3:21 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner knits weasel pelt to his bushmat using chopsticks he borrowed from Janet Reno

3:23 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner washes his cock in a front load LG washing machine.

3:33 pm June, 11 creature said...

congress Weiner has a pecker that looks like a grappling hook made of spam

3:39 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner has spring-loaded temples.

3:42 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner wears the diarrhea-encrusted panties once worn by Mamie Eisenhower..

3:46 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner has has a Moses-sized cockk and a grapefruit-sized, enlarged prostate.

3:48 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner’s anus is ringed with pesky barnacles.

4:18 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner waxes his tongue

4:20 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner faxes his junk…not copies of it

4:53 pm June, 11 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I was at a piano bar once and used my peen to play chopsticks. Needless to say I didn’t impress, musically or hung-ally.

5:39 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner squirrel-fucked a horseshoe crab with a tree branch.

5:42 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner used to play the role of a Confederate Nurse during Civil War reenactments.

5:45 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner was fucked dog-stylem in the back of a UPS truck by a cocker spaniel named Joe.
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Joe Cocker….spaniel………….son.

5:46 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner keesters sea urchins while wetnursing otters

5:46 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

dog stylem?
Yep, I’m stickin’ with it, dog stylem.

5:48 pm June, 11 creature said...

congreasseman Weiner is starting his own social networking organ called Twatter…he will only receive

5:49 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner sends pictures of his foot fungus to elderly widows.

5:50 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner once had a gay affair with an old hi-hat stand named Pokey.

5:50 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner called up Trudy on the telephone.

5:52 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner can swallow whole an entire love seat.

5:52 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner jerks of to pictures of Burl Ives while he listens to old Ethel Merman records.

5:52 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

^Who Doesn’t?

5:54 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner’s blood type is O shit.

5:59 pm June, 11 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner ritually cuts his wrists with an X-acto knife and smears the blood on virgin-born lemurs.

6:00 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner kegels setalene tanks & farts out neon dirgibles

6:02 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner shaves his genital warts off with pez dispensers & prys off his blood encrusted drawers wth the jaws of life

6:12 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner thought that Arnold and Strauss-Kahn were great role models.

6:13 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner wishes he could transport his junk into the tribble-filled cargo bay. Harry Mudd you were a sly one. Son.

6:14 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner scratches his genital warts with a rusty stump grinder.

6:15 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner wipes his ass with a laptop, but only if the camera is on.

6:17 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Comgressman Weiner scrapes his taint with a fresh pineapple just to remember he’s awake. What?

6:29 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner can debone fish with his rectum

7:24 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner has a four-wheel drive foreskin and can ass-keigel bananas into oranges.

7:25 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner can detach his asshole and send it across the room like an inchworm to crack people up at key parties.

7:25 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner butt-fucked a bear in the Library of Congress Tuesday.

7:26 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner’s junk looks like a shaved ocelot trapped in a rice-thrasher.

7:37 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner pisses heavy slump concrete and shits boulders.

7:38 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner is Bonnaroo.

7:40 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner served bacon-wrapped pork at his Bar Mitzvah and puked up the King James Bible.

7:41 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner never lights a menorah. He’s jealous.

7:44 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner skis on children

7:44 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner downloads foreskin from iTunes

7:45 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner”s nostrils are twin replicas, down to the molecule, of Marilyn Monroe’s asshole.

7:46 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner has a 14″ stem sticking out of his neck with a human mouth at the end that repeats “ARNIE! ARNIE! AAAARRRRNNIIEEEE???” 24 hours a day.

7:46 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner’s left leg is 18″ longer than his tongue, and he can throw a pickle fork 14 miles.

7:48 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner knows that Congressman John Boehner’s name is really pronounced “BONER”.

7:48 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner speed-fucked a Pepsi machine in 1998.

7:49 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner can hang drywall faster than Catholics.

7:49 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner caught Medusa fingering the shit out of his wife and had the presence of mind to quietly leave the room and never speak of it again.

7:50 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner once ate a rabbi’s badger whole and piecemeal.

7:51 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner once passed John Largeman leaving the men’s room at an Akron, Ohio Arby’s restaurant. The two men briefly locked eyes, imperceptibly nodded to one another, and walked on.

7:52 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner once cut his wrist on his own dick; he bled dimes for 2 hours.

7:52 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner has an extra scrotum where his uvula should be

7:54 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner dispenses gas additives into Yugos with his johnson

7:54 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner has a large pimple at the base of his shaft named Martha

7:56 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner squeezes gravy out of the teats of Condallisa Rice

7:58 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner wears fetal pig slippuhs

8:01 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner fingerfucked the Queen Mothers asshole at Prince Williams bachelor party

8:02 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner saves his used condoms to retread his tires…cuz he’s green

8:11 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener junk speaks in its own language – a language known as Peen.

8:14 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

Are you guys still talking about Congressman Wiener as if he’s Samurai Scrote?

8:14 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

Wiener, Weiner…..still a target for all sorts of jokes…..

8:15 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener was just as much of a juvenile douchenozzle when he was 14 and sending xeroxes of his junk to Miss Shapiro, his ninth grade english teacher who had the body of Sophia Lauren and a face like a gecko.

8:15 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

^^^JUST like a gecko. Really.

8:16 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner shoved a picture of his cock in a toaster oven and pulled out 4G wireless technology.

8:17 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner spent his college summers floating logs down the Ottawa River on his cock.

8:18 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

100?
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Sorry, THAT MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!

8:18 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner invented tubal ligation and water retention in one operation.

8:19 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner had his ovaries taken out after a promiscous puberty.

8:21 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner used to have a corner cheque cashing joint/pawn shop in his pants.

8:24 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s peen has its own name. It’s called Congressman Wiener.

8:27 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s peen has a brain. It thinks peen thoughts. His peen thinks: poon.

8:27 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

Can WordPress handle an overload of tributes?
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We know Congressman Weiner’s peen can.

8:27 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s Peen has a pompador.

8:28 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s Peen’s pompador has a name. It’s called Donald Trump.

8:30 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

CAN’T YOU FUCCEN SPAM TROLLS SEE WE’RE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT LARGE AND OPERATIONAL PENII?????
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Sorry…..

8:31 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s career might be sunk, but his peen has a new job as Rush Limbaugh’s new ceeeeegar. Son.

8:33 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

And to the editors here: please leave up at least one of the spam comments or I’m going to look a bit like poor Jon Arbuckle.

8:33 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s Peen is so tough it gargles with tiger balm.

8:36 pm June, 11 Mr. White said...

Kim Kardashian admits to her close friends that she can only climax during sex with her fiance if she imagine that Congressman Weiner is unleashing a torrent of urine on her face.

8:38 pm June, 11 Mr. White said...

When the moyel tried to circumcise baby Congressman Weiner, Weiner’s might baby penis slapped the moyel across the face.

8:39 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

Congressman Weiner warned Charlton Heston to “TAKE YOUR EYES OFF MY PEEN YOU DAMN PERVY APE!”

8:40 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

Congressman Weiner peed through a horse once.

8:43 pm June, 11 Wheezer said...

BostonDoucheBag challenged Congressman Weiner’s peen to a $10,000 fight…..and lost.
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With a smile on his face.

8:49 pm June, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Congressman Weiner’s balls hammer his own peen when peein’.

8:54 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener’s balls have names: Manny, Moe, and Jack. Yep – Congressman Wiener’s got 3 balls. But one of them is just for decoration.

8:57 pm June, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Congressman Wiener will be President…
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of the New Rochelle Peen Club.

9:10 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner condones longboards on public motorways as long as the punks don’t fuccing pull a shovit.

9:11 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner looks Europeen.

9:12 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Congressman Weiner almost choked to death on a waiter’s cock in a new york restaurant but he swallowed it.

9:15 pm June, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

when congressman weiner does karaoke, he tries to change the meaning without changing the words, one of his favorites…

It ain’t me, it ain’t me, i ain’t no senator, son.

10:04 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner ends every sentence with “Son”, Kid.

10:05 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner drools Thompson’s Water Seal.

10:06 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner kegels hotel remote controls anally, and fails to wipe them off afterwards.

10:07 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner has never passed gas. Ever.

10:07 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner was mistaken for a tornado once by a car load of Boston Wiggaz. Kid.

10:15 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner married a fellow statesman to a horse, then peed into it.

10:17 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Note that Congressman North, the horse marrier, is a Republican from Jackson, Mississippi.

10:28 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner uses condems made from the skin his peen sheds every 3 months.

10:42 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner: Cake Fart Boss

10:42 pm June, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

congressman weiner , when someone posted a twitpic of their sonogram, yielded the floor to the distinguished gentlemen from fruit of the loom.

10:43 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner must eat a panda bear quarterly or his eyes will erupt out of his head and scream around the capitol building halls as twin-pronged orbs hungry for mind meat.

10:45 pm June, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

congressman weiner withdrew form consideration for minority whip, though, as it turns out, he had experience.

10:46 pm June, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

weiner’s cock loves to press all the buttons in the house elevator, all at the same time

10:47 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressmen Weiner’s peen is constructed of 2 parts spam, 3 parts whale liver, pig bladder casing, possum teeth, & a mutant Sasketchawan mushroom cap…hence the uproar over said tweeted pics…he makes young frankenstein look like alfalfa

10:48 pm June, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

you still have to wonder about conservatives who sit around laughing at a guy with a huge weiner who has college girls who want him to be their boyfriend.

10:49 pm June, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

if they ever make a house version of west wing, charlie sheen’s career might not be over, winning!

10:49 pm June, 11 creature said...

Plinky’s mom dines on but never devours the peen of congressman Weiner…she claims beaver scat is the best condiment

10:50 pm June, 11 creature said...

congressman Weiner sexes up dr. joyce brothers on a regular basis, & brags about it on the squash court

11:08 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner married a Hamish Woman Plant, and absolved the local Cattery of Umbrage Lotion fallout from their selling kitten skins as tympani drums to Roger Taylor of Queen.

11:09 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Charlie Sheen boasts about WINNING…
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Congressman Weiner quietly goes about PEENING.

11:13 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner recently defeated legendary bass player Geddy Lee (aka Gary Weinrib) in a contest on who could first nose-peck a ripe black olive out of a fat girl’s asshole. Most of those IN-THE-KNOW ignored the spectacle, since arch-villain GRU could not make it.
asf

11:16 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner concedes that Rush rocked the fuck out last night in New Orleans, besting their GOD-Like concert from merely 3 years ago, and noted that they had HD-cameras, dolly tracks and super-nice camera angles all set up, leading him to believe that this footage will be used on the forthcoming Rush Time Machine video release in HD.
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Kid(s).

11:19 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner lives inside his cockk, as do we all this month.

12:23 am June, 12 tall guy said...

Good Lord, 148 posts and still going. You’re a popular one, Nancy D.

1:02 am June, 12 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

president big dog clinton isn’t allowed to participate in olive plucking fat girl contests since he knows the precise vaginal ganglion , that when properly stimulated, such as with a cigar, manually or kong dong, will cause a fat girl to shoot an olive onion combo out of her ass, and or cooter, and across the room.

when done by a master, the manipulator can designate a specific predetermined martini. congressman weiner will learn the ways of the force from big dog in rehab, kid,son.

3:50 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner road a parapelegic donkey to the Grand Canyon, just to pee over the edge.

3:51 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congresman Weiner eats fried mule fetus’ for breakfast.

3:52 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner drinks coffee from an empty paint can………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….black.

3:52 am June, 12 Hermit said...

………………………………………………………..black.

3:55 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner has aluminium shoulder blades and electric hoists for arm pits.

3:57 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner was Spanky and Our Gang- raped by Buckwheat, Stymie and Alfalfa.

4:00 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner vote twice to overturn Roe vs Dwayne Wade.

4:13 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman weiner once dry-humped a fruit salad.

4:16 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner’s weiner is adorned with steel wool and pisses only cactus juice and hummingbird nectar.

4:23 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Corrections:
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3:50 am………… “rode” not “road”
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4:00 am………… “voted” not “vote”
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4:13 am………….he actually dry-humped a fruit salad twice, though the first time was pre-puberty.

4:30 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner inhales sulfuric acid and exhales malarial mosquitoes.

4:33 am June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner suffers from nocturnal leg cramps and pancreatic bleeding through the esophagus………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

4:33 am June, 12 Hermit said...

………………………………………medical fact, kid.

8:15 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner coined the term “Malignant Narcissism”

8:15 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner walks on gilded splinters

8:16 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner can sling a fried chicken leg through 1″ plate steel without disturbing the delicious fried crust.

8:16 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

When Congressman Weiner starts fucking really hard his nostrils sound just like twin coach whistles, Kid.

8:17 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner can steer a sailboat with his face.

8:19 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner paid Queen to record a private song called “Weiner, Weiner Rock You / Weiner The Champ-Peens”.
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That’s how Freddie got sick. Along with getting railed by 245 condom-less menfolk.

8:19 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner can through his dick up in the air and get it stuck, then climb away from all this.

8:20 am June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner has a punter, not a pecker. Veterinary fact.

8:27 am June, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

There’s only one way a woman gets to see my peen: up close and personal. I ain’t sending pricktures.
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Do I look like Brett Effin’ Favre?

8:34 am June, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Suck on that Samuri Scrote. And by that I mean Congressman Weiner. Congressman Weiner and Samuri Scrote had a sword fight once. Since no one captured it with a camera we may never know who was the victor.
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And all y’all FTW! My face hurts from laughing. Once again, to peen related humor!

8:55 am June, 12 Hermit said...

I still say Troy, 1:57 pm FTW, but, DarkSock 7:51 pm FTCS.
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FTCS=for the close second

11:00 am June, 12 creature said...

SS & congressman Weiner in the same thread…HERESY!

12:57 pm June, 12 Hermit said...

Congressman Weiner’s left nipple secretes creme de menthe and his right nipple leaks hydraulic fluid on to his shoes.

1:22 pm June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Nancy
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I didn’t know how much you cared for my cocck. God Bless. Son.

2:34 pm June, 12 creature said...

Samurai Scrote flosses eith congressman Weiner’s small intestine

2:35 pm June, 12 creature said...

with…newman!

2:41 pm June, 12 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

Wiener’s peen has it’s own cartoon. It’s similar to this

3:12 pm June, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mutherfuckin great job, mutherfuckin Nancy Dreuche.

8:09 pm June, 12 Stephanie said...

I missed the peen boat

10:18 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner once killed a Sasquatch with an over-ripe banana and that very old Seinfeld joke about “Why do they sell socks with those little hangars? Anybody have a little sock closet at home?”.
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Medusinal fact.

10:52 pm June, 12 Scroteophobic said...

When Samurai Scrote heard that Congressman Weiner’s thread was trying to challenge his for most random long thread on HCwDB there was no alternative but a duel. Peen against peen, to the death. The dull thwack of flesh on flesh announced to the world that he final battle had begun, the forces of Weiner and Scrote had gone to war. A horrified planet could only look on in fear, knowing that the end times were upon us. With one vanquished the winner would have no nemesis to restrain him, no shadowy opponent to keep the balance. He, and his peen, would be free to roam the Earth. Quiver in fear for the apeencalyse is upon us.

11:07 pm June, 12 Miss Anonymous said...

Is anyone still talking about Geddy Lee and Rush in that Louisiana concert?

11:25 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

I am, you tri-holed whistle-stop; they were loaded for Bayer™ and kicked out the jams like they were Sarah Palin’s fact-checker.
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Highlight: Neal Peart (Pronounced “Pee-Yurt”, mutherfukkerz) did a drum solo sync’d with fireball pyrotechnics not seen since Rhode Island.
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Too soon?
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If Boston DoucheBag’s not here….then prolly so.

10:54 pm June, 13 DarkSock said...

Congressman Weiner’s Weenus looks like CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

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