Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Emperor Hairoheato

Caught in a cultural crisis between traditional antiquity and the modern technological age, Emperor Hairoheato saw only one solution to guide his follicles into the modern world.

Bombing Stephanie’s Pearl Harbors.

Yup. That’s WW2 jokes for you kids in the back rows.

It was either that or Star Blazers references.

# posted by douchebag1
2:58 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Take this wok and shove it
I ain’t working here no more.
Restaurant is under water.
And have too many isotopes.
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Too Soon?

3:00 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Stephanie! Can we meet Midway? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that’s bad.

3:01 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For my hairdo, I alone surrender to General MacFarter.

3:02 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You gonna die at the end Heston. Bonzaiiiiiiii!

3:13 pm June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Sushi chef with wack hair on his head
Scores the hott with the eat-me-out legs
He also picks bugs
From her purse-sized pug
Think I’ll have a burger instead
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Hey, it’s Wednesday

3:14 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

OK, DB1; if that’s how it’s gonna be….
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I see your WW2 jokes, and up the ante with haiku….
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olestra haiku…
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Toho in blue jeans;
Hirohito Frito spurts –
Brown eye in pants coughs…

3:15 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

They feast on Olean;
Then play Pearl Harbor – lie down,
Get shit blown out’cha

3:17 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

Gorge on Olean chips;
Bataan death march to the john…
Some poops don’t make it

3:19 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

Torpedo her strip?
“TORA! TORA! TORA!” *fart*
Coral reef on couch…

3:22 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

Eat bag of fake chips;
Poolittle raid on her couch –
Tokyo in runs

3:23 pm June, 1 DarkSock said...

Anyone in here?
Way out on an Olean limb…
OK…nevermind…

3:59 pm June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mutherfuckin hall of cuteness. That’s all I got for now. Resisting urge to cybestalk her is taking all of my energy.

4:02 pm June, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Give Hairoheato a break.

He’s just trying to Guada her canals.

Or maybe Okin her kanawas.

I gotta say notta boss. Unless you still hold a grudge over that nasty little dust-up in the Pacific between 1941-1945.

4:07 pm June, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

She embodies the hottness which we must save and lust for as for the Emperor I’m calling feybaggery and me thinks he’s trying to emulate 80’s Flock of Seagulls which was fail then and might be ironic or retro now but still fail anyway you look at it.

4:11 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Guadalcanal hott.
Slips Kimo box of Pringles.
Butt Hiroshima.

4:16 pm June, 1 Hermit said...

Haiku on Wednesday? Such heresy can only lead to nightly ass pear or other such blasphemy.
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Third generation
Hiroshima descendants’
Follicle fallout.

4:17 pm June, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

As a history minor in colege I did my thesis on the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor.

4:20 pm June, 1 Bag Margera said...

Spaztro boy is completely undeserving of this little minx’s nub nubs. Lift that leg cutie. Knee him in the groin and smile for me.

4:32 pm June, 1 Southern Scrotic said...

Two cuties in a row. Life is good.

4:50 pm June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I would like to tickle her salmon roll once she gets rid of that fatty tuna.
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Calk gun filled with industrial lube?

5:43 pm June, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He has dishonored his family. He should commit seppaku.

5:55 pm June, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Bangz-ai! Bangz-ai! Bangz-ai!
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Plows ’02 Carolla into local VFW hall.

5:58 pm June, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is that Medusa’s stainless steel “Cone of Shame” on the table? Someone let the Gorgon know Mr. White got away again!

6:56 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu
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I once compared the geopolitical alliances whicn led to the Great Wars, and contrasted the economic states with led to both. Son.
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Boston will win in six games. Horton will be the MVP.

7:22 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There are so many things to hate about Cam Neely besides his girly knees and unproductive playing career.
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One is that this dude is his best friend, Lord bless our eyes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69WxDsTS08
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Another is his appearance in this video. I hang my head in shame for all of the America’s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTFu_GrD60A

8:10 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ironic..

10:23 pm June, 1 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Did he pop out of some space gothic shonen anime? Somebody needs to commit seppuku.

1:01 am June, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oh dear God.
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This and Clifford the Big Red Bag is why I don’t frequent the site as much as I used to.
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My forehead and my living room wall can’t take the abuse like they used to.

wow he is really takei

its intern-minge camp
budding cube-bleeths, learn to run
office from bottom

5:56 am June, 2 Guid is Good said...

Four Prong is that you? What it’s raining outside?

6:05 am June, 2 Collaz B. Popped said...

I think she likes the Caulking Gun/phallic metal thing touching that succulent thigh.

6:27 am June, 2 Anonymous said...

If he ritualistically disembowles himself, will that be the end of PooPoo Haiku?

I hope not.

Me like poo poo haiku.

8:20 am June, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Callaz,
I think I have the mystery solved: It is a vacuumatic penis enlarger. Makes perfect sense.
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The ice filled funnel is little harder to explain.

9:36 am June, 2 Condouchious said...

Amazing that a different hairstyle and he’d be looking at a likely nottadouche…choose wisely, son.

7:38 pm June, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I say wrap her in seaweed and serve her on a sushi platter. She’s Yum-Yum.
And as for him, well, Japan has gone quite western in its style, but adapting the douchebag look is not the way of the Wandering Minstrel. Aye!

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