Friday, June 3, 2011

Friday Haiku

Hottie flips ‘The Bird’
At Lance Bass spikey pudwack,
Who prefers roosters.

Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Lose the Fart Bubble.

— Douche Boyardee’s Cheese and Bagaroni

Backstreet Boy Douchebag
Apparently Castrated
Should be Groping Mamms…

— Mandouchian Candidate

Boobies look like eggs
That baby chick can’t keep warm
Who wants an omellete?

— saulgoode42

Hey Kelly Bundy
I will rubber ducky, oops
purple money shot

— boone doggle

Body paint sexy
But China paint is doped with
Lead, Cesium, Pee.

— Dude McCrudeshoes

Rubber Duckie you’re
the one, making bath time so
much fun, with boobies

— Master Pee

# posted by douchebag1
7:07 am June, 3 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Lose the Fart Bubble.

7:08 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Backstreet Boy Douchebag
Apparently Castrated
Should be Groping Mamms…

7:10 am June, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ditch the spike,
oh lovely duck,
come and bathe,
in my bath of delights!

7:11 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Scrotum with douchehair
Dreams of next douchessory
Miss out on paint job

7:13 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

How can he be straight
balls and scrote bounce off chin
ducknips; not amused

7:14 am June, 3 Lance Bass said...

Stop making fun guys
I used to have hottslike this
but i love the cock

7:17 am June, 3 saulgoode42 said...

If you think he smirks
For painting this chick-on-chick
You should see the duck

7:20 am June, 3 saulgoode42 said...

Boobies look like eggs
That baby chick can’t keep warm
Who wants an omellete?

7:26 am June, 3 boone doggle said...

Hey Kelly Bundy
I will rubber ducky, oops
purple money shot

7:33 am June, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Body paint sexy
But China paint is doped with
Lead, Cesium, Pee.

7:51 am June, 3 Lance Bass said...

her nipples painted
with design by ed hardy
ducky kills slowly

7:54 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Logged in for joke
Lance Bass gets all the Credit
For Mandouchian

7:56 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Evil Bert is irate.
Hey lady! Give back the duck.
Or show Ernie mamms.

7:57 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey there you young thing!
Wanna go back to my basement
And play some cribbage.

7:58 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

In re: Joe Flacco
Dead Osama is pissed too,
please show us the goods.

7:59 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

What a sweet hot mess
and artistic impression
where’s the paint thinner?

8:00 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Notice how careful
I was at using trompe l’oie
To hide ze nipples.

8:00 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^That was a french reference Son.

8:02 am June, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Wonder Years Wayne grows
Chin pubs and frosts his tips blonde
hopes to rub her duck

8:02 am June, 3 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Oui Oui Reverend
Haiku is much funnier
with a french accent

8:02 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Come back Tuesday for
Papa Smurf watercolors
On Palete du Nads.

8:04 am June, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

If it quacks like one
and looks like one you are sure
he is a douchebag

8:06 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As suppertime nears,
Young Fung’s thinking he wants a
Shish Kebab Flapper.

8:08 am June, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Duckie covers boobs
Lance Bass is Hypnotized now
Chicken covers vag?

8:08 am June, 3 Ol' Dirty Douche said...

Duck with Jagger lips
Can’t cover curvaceous cups
Pink spots spoil nip fun.

8:09 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poor old Val Kilmer.
Career busted. Buys stripper
Detailing franchise.

8:11 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carry on Sons. I have to go do the Lord’s work. And by Lord’s work I mean bust the little ones new longboard in at the park before she sees it. Son.

8:15 am June, 3 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Latex rubber duck
Chin fung, earrings, spikey hair
I will take the duck

8:23 am June, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

Looks like Corey Haim
Back from the dead, still a douche
Some things never change

8:36 am June, 3 Troy Tempest said...

I love you long time
fuckie lil’ rubber duckie
paint where the spooge goes

8:39 am June, 3 Master Pee said...

Rubber Duckie you’re
the one, making bath time so
much fun, with boobies

8:40 am June, 3 Master Pee said...

perky blonde coed
misunderstands when asked to
go get a rubber

8:43 am June, 3 Master Pee said...

frosted tipped hairdo
his chin fung makes me snicker
i like her floaties

8:44 am June, 3 Master Pee said...

i ask thee, what soap
makes pink bubbles float about
just wondering, thoughts?

8:46 am June, 3 Douchie Arnaz said...

Suckleduckleboobs
Bye-bye, douche, then *uckleboobs —
Where’s my turpentine?

8:47 am June, 3 Master Pee said...

bouncing duckie boobs
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
his nose looks broken

9:10 am June, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

A Yellow Ducky
Wallows in Purple Puddles
of Diarrhea

9:15 am June, 3 Anonymous said...

Let me fuck your duck
I have the right feeding tube
Full of my duck sauce.

10:23 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hate Douchebag Artist.
Like little ducklings chest. Foie
Gras. Prepare to die!

12:31 pm June, 3 Wheezer said...

Duckface, wing gesture…..
paint thinner would serve as scrote
remover, show boobs.
.
So RevChad covers
her chest in turpentine and
inhales. That’s “Tuesday.”

8:24 pm June, 3 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Make way for fucklings
Mama Blondie warns public
of spikey haired choad

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