Friday, June 24, 2011

Friday Haiku

Technicolor vag
And Loony Toons torso man
Put the “ink” in “stink”

DS

Pregnancy ruins
gunt tatt for dopey bleeth chick.
Scribbles doesn’t care.

– Troy Tempest

Rising from her taint
Like a Phoenix from Ashes
The ashes are crabs

– jonezy

Plastic gears and rings
Tattoo needle attachment
Hasbro Spirograph

– Vin Douchal

Newspaper boy has
Religion and Comics. Sports
Results go to page taint.

– The Reverend Chad Krœger

Her vajayjay looks
Like it just self tossed its own
Salad. Now that’s art!

– Nancy Dreuche

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:58 am June, 24 the douche is alright said...

The key to her heart,
I hope I never find it.
Let Ink Floyd have her

6:59 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Yesteryear Flashback!
These two ‘Silly Putty’ mounds
Take prints from comics.
.
.
.(Now who gets this?)

7:01 am June, 24 the douche is alright said...

Turtleneck Tatt Douche
Has one thing in common with
the virgin mary

7:02 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moses O..Moses!
Pharoah has forsaken ye.
Tattoed Yul besmirks

7:03 am June, 24 the douche is alright said...

Could you imagine
explaining this to your kids?
Wait, must be sterile.

7:03 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chrome Dome Tat Sleeve Dude
I’m all party in tne front.
Magna Carta rear.

7:06 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gary Guttenberg.
Man of ink develops ” Lee
Press On Skin For Men”

7:07 am June, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Money shot tattoo
Full body art circus clown
Medussa just puked

7:07 am June, 24 jonezy said...

What a Christian Douche
Even the Virgin Mary
is wearing Bling

7:07 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oh mighty God Ra
Why hast thee cast me out with
Papyrus Rash.

7:08 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dr. Evil’s plan:
Take over world with gross out
Make everyone sick!

7:08 am June, 24 the douche is alright said...

Seriously though
How would you explain these tatts
to a five year old?

7:08 am June, 24 Troy Tempest said...

Pregnancy ruins
gunt tatt for dopey bleeth chick.
Scribbles doesn’t care.

7:10 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ahoy. Captain Kirk!
That Romulan dude with Red
Matter’s at it again.

7:10 am June, 24 jonezy said...

Rising from her taint
Like a Phoenix from Ashes
The ashes are crabs

7:11 am June, 24 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Shit covered morons
wait to get to the front of
unemployment line.

7:12 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche has named his breasts
Lorenzo and Occorso.
Begs Titty-Twister.

7:12 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Kelli Pickler
Sure has gone downhill. What the
Hell is a Lobster?

7:13 am June, 24 jonezy said...

Key shaped locket
The key is to be a douche
Unlocks vag tat heart

7:14 am June, 24 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I spent more money
on all these sweet ass tattoos
than i make yearly.

7:15 am June, 24 saulgoode42 said...

She voted for bush
He is a head in the polls
Poly-ticks is right

7:15 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Where she touches him
Her Flora blooms. That there’s some
mean bacteria!

7:16 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Agent Orange is
High level operative.
Holds Al Capone’s map.

7:17 am June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Plastic gears and rings
Tattoo needle attachment
Hasbro Spirograph

7:18 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For my next act. The
Virgin will appear to birth
Jesus while I fart.

7:18 am June, 24 jonezy said...

Tat Showcase Showdown
How much did all those tats cost?
Spay and Neuter them

7:18 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^spirograph

7:19 am June, 24 saulgoode42 said...

Wait, I’ve seen this one:
American Gothic-meets
Tatted-up weirdos

7:19 am June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Intense stare at lense
Is it ink caused confidence?
No, constipation

7:21 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Franklin D.D.
.
Those were good times before the shit got sent from China and newspapers were made with oil based ink.

7:22 am June, 24 saulgoode42 said...

Dearest Mom & Dad,
She’s not quite circus-worthy
But can I keep her?

7:23 am June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Her tattoo ends at
Writing on her labia
“Toxic Area”

7:23 am June, 24 The Dude said...

Mine eyes have seen the
Gory of these horrible
Tattoos. Ink-stained hell.

7:24 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mark tests his concept
At beach. Sadly, no one buys
his Retch-A-Sketch tool

7:25 am June, 24 Cool Hand Douche said...

Mister John Cusuck
researches role as tatt bag
don’t Say Anything

7:26 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Newspaper boy has
Religion and Comics. Sports
Results go to page taint.

7:26 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

@ Rev CK
We’re Old Shits, Son.

7:32 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ed Hardy party
Salad in her pants. He
Only likes his tossed.

7:34 am June, 24 Douchble Helix said...

I am not her dad
But HOLY CHRIST that’s FUCKED UP
Imma kill that punk!

7:36 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Many years later
Mini Me gets growth spurt. But
can’t cure bad sex rash.

7:38 am June, 24 Cool Hand Douche said...

Lane Meyer gone bad.
Paper boy wants two dollars.
Lane will pay with sex.

7:39 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

In our near future.
Zoo visitors look down on
The Last Choad Standing

7:40 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They make me weep that
This is first sober morning
In years. Time to drink.

7:42 am June, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Her vajayjay looks
Like it just self tossed its own
Salad. Now that’s art!

7:44 am June, 24 Flounder said...

Walking Magic Eye
Pic No one has ever Seen it
Staring Causes Puke

7:45 am June, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn Rev got in a tossed salad joke before me. Guess you got to get up pretty early in the morning to win around here.

7:46 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

You think this looks bad?
Imagine these two ‘Bags at
Eighty! Induce Heave!!

7:47 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brendan Fraser just
Refused script for. The Mummy:
Regurgitation.

7:49 am June, 24 Flounder said...

His Chest Hides Schooner
Mary is Just Distraction
Fight though Nausea

7:52 am June, 24 Flounder said...

Spent All On Tattoos
Now Must Ask Mom For Advance
On My Allowance

7:55 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Telly Savalas
Fails Dirty Dozen spinoff:
“Filthy Dirty Duo”

8:01 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Staggering are the
Odds that I just sharted and it
Looks just like his chest.

.
AAAMMMEEEENNNN

8:03 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mister Clean will clean
Your house till everything is
Shining. Or you barf….

8:05 am June, 24 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The powers that be
brought these two rejects together
sparing all others

8:06 am June, 24 SonnyChibaChoad said...

text below vag-tatt
Lasciate ogne speranza
voi ch’intrate

8:06 am June, 24 Mandouchian Candidate said...

fuckin eight syllables in line 2- idiot!

8:14 am June, 24 douchebag1 said...

Props to The Dark Sock,
Hark! He peed in a horse once,
And now runs Haiku.
.
– management

8:16 am June, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Self- disqualification. Posted Haiku is a Noku. 5-7-6

8:21 am June, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev 8:16a, change it to “Scores go to page taint” and you’re golden again.

9:45 am June, 24 The Dude said...

I’m wearing dark socks
So my feet won’t see these tatts
Need to cleanse palette

9:47 am June, 24 The Dude said...

I’d rather see the horse
Dark Sock peed in than these two
Tragic tattoo-ines!

10:10 am June, 24 creature said...

these human cavas
cry for new category
bad life choices hall

10:15 am June, 24 creature said...

her O B moonlights
as Disney animator
Blondie sports ‘cunttoon’

10:18 am June, 24 The Dude said...

‘Cunttoon’ is my new
Favorite word of them all
Now what do I say?
.
.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha…ha

10:23 am June, 24 The Dude said...

‘Tainttoo’ works also
My girlnecologist says
“Back to work, you fuck!”

10:29 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

They work as butt swabs
In proctologist’s office;
Tonetta’s doctor…

10:38 am June, 24 creature said...

no coincidence
these two met at carnival
tunnel of loathe

11:10 am June, 24 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Rubbing together
Or bumping uglies, these two
Create douche-i-tude

11:32 am June, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

DSFTW

12:12 pm June, 24 creature said...

she, “I’m on the rag”
he, “let’s do it anyway”
result, rorschach test

12:40 pm June, 24 Stephanie said...

heart vag looks like
monkeys red ass
stoopid tats, rooster vomit

2:16 pm June, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Yikes Stephanie, its 5-7-5, not 4-4-7. Stick to telling us who has the best weed and non-sequiters.

4:49 pm June, 24 Dildo Saggins said...

Good God DB1
Are you too lazy to run
Haiku Friday now?

5:24 pm June, 24 ehcuodouche said...

Neither of us will
Ever hold a job that pays
Ten dollars an hour

4:58 pm June, 25 Steve L. said...

the face of Black Death
in European Dark Ages.
a frightening sight.

8:12 am June, 26 Wheezer said...

Total fuccen gold,
all these haiku! Maybe I
shouldn’t work Fridays.

2:57 pm June, 27 Morbo said...

Head tats incomplete
stolen by viral coochie
Gotta buy some more

3:00 pm June, 27 Morbo said...

Chick’s tattoos ain’t tats.
It’s fungus, grown in forest
no man returns from

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