Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Gretchen’s Mole

Mole.

Perhaps unfair? Okay, lets mock the hat. Although Gretchen’s Baguette status is equally unfortunate.

Mole.

# posted by douchebag1
2:15 pm June, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s giving the universal sign for the “Two Mole Douche.”

2:48 pm June, 22 creature said...

if you squish them together really hard, tiny titties can look quite large

2:54 pm June, 22 Hermit said...

His mole is a completely natural and becomes extremely painful under stress, such as when plunging headfirst into geopolitical discussions about South Dakota land usage and the lucrative White Slave trade in Eastern Kazakhstan. Living, as he does, on the razor’s edge of white-tied sanity has given him enhanced reflexes and a certain air of invincibility.
However, his disputed claim of seeing the Virgin Mary wearing spandex and selling used cars in Pomona has left him with diminished credibility and a permanently disfigured gall bladder.

2:55 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Oooorrrrr you could have gone with THIS ONE

2:58 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

If I was on a roll at a craps table in Vegas I would not hesitate to request rubbing that thang for good luck when all out on the table… “Hey Rico, let me get some o’ dat magic, c’mere widat …”

3:09 pm June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That’s not a mole. It’s where his identical twin’s umbilical cord was connected, see.

3:13 pm June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jeez, give the douche a little credit. It started out like this.

3:26 pm June, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

HOL-LEE MOL-LEE!

3:30 pm June, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait! I meant Holey MOLEY

3:45 pm June, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Enrique Iglesias’ mole called. It wants it’s spotlight back. Mole jokes are so 1998.

3:49 pm June, 22 mr.reeve said...

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you.”

4:05 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Amolia Earhart

4:06 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Giorgio Armoli

4:07 pm June, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Moleson Canadian

4:23 pm June, 22 Hermit said...

Moley Hatchett

4:28 pm June, 22 Hermit said...

Leo Molestoy

4:32 pm June, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Molearia
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Molera
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Chemoletherapy

4:48 pm June, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Moles Def

4:54 pm June, 22 soy bomb said...

Meoul, Korea

4:55 pm June, 22 soy bomb said...

“It’s better in a Hellmole!”
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-S. Tap

5:03 pm June, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Moleby Dick
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Molesha
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Gargamole

5:10 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Only Mr.Spock has the one true mole.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-UUn. Watch it, it’s stupid.
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There is only one Gretchen for me.
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Molehatmus Gandhi

5:11 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Youtube is racist against Canucks.

5:17 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Only drunken Canucks.
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And there is only one Gretchen.
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http://www.youtube.com/82dDnv(zeLs
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Quacamole

5:21 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Here it is fuck.
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5:23 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

thomoles jefferson

and

florida st seminmoles

5:24 pm June, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Mole Howard and the Three Stooges.

5:24 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

calvin mooledge

5:26 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

camilli vanilli parker mowles

5:29 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m just fucking drunk. The last one worked. I try Gretchen again then smoke. Son.
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Pardners

5:29 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

vyacheslav moleotov

5:32 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

lech molessa

5:36 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

haile molasse

5:41 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad is proud to present, without permission from the landlord, Reverend Chad’s Post Summer Solstice Hee-Haw this first day of solar regression towards another winter. Hopefully all of our stockings will be stuffed and we will all stay out of psychiatrists offices for the next few days.
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Radio Listeners

5:46 pm June, 22 creature said...

manny, mole & jack

5:47 pm June, 22 creature said...

one mole time

5:47 pm June, 22 creature said...

40 acres & a mole

5:48 pm June, 22 creature said...

enchiladas con mole

5:50 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Let’s start the night off big. Big like the aspirations of the founding fathers who would be licking their balls right now if they were alive in consolation for the mess America has itself in. An Ipsos-Reid poll done today suggested that if an Ontarian religious person with perverse sexual proclivity did not order four skateboard items from Socal Skateshops during his waking stoned hours, that the Californian economy would collapse and with it a domino effect that would ripple like the Big Bang. Let Toby Keith speak to that.
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5:52 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sorry about that, the vinyl skipped as I fell off my stool.
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Hoss

6:01 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow. Super stoned now. Hopefully the keyboard won’t skip anymore. What? That jackass had a car in his ass. Wow. Only one thing cures the Blues.
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Brothers

6:03 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

biggie smoles

6:04 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

Moleholland Drive

6:05 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

Animole House

6:05 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

Last of the Molehicans

6:06 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

NaMolean Dynamite.

6:06 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

moltaire

6:07 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

The Count of Molé Cristo

6:08 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

Mole School

6:08 pm June, 22 soy bomb said...

Molestra®

6:08 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

nat king cole was a merry mole hole

6:09 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Keeping with the western theme, remember that summer will be over in a few months. Put on that sunscreen and scream!
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Shiny Pants

6:10 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

moleo moleo where for art thou moleo

6:10 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

A Few Good Moles

6:11 pm June, 22 anonymous said...

All The President’s Moles

6:12 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

mollister abercrombie and felch

6:16 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

aretha franklin the queef of mole

respect

6:28 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m gonna turn it down a notch and let Reverend Chad Sr. take a whack at the mole. He will give us the mole story on how he has wanted to be a rock star, the mole kit and kaboodle. Mole over Beethoven..
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6:34 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Count of Mole Cristo.

7:40 pm June, 22 creature said...

behind the green mole

7:42 pm June, 22 creature said...

eeny meeny miney mole

7:57 pm June, 22 Steve L. said...

with a name like Gretchen you know she’s actually a he.
or something.

8:05 pm June, 22 mandouchian candidate said...

2 tits, a mole, and a heartbeat



chumps

8:05 pm June, 22 mandouchian candidate said...

chester the molester




kiddie fuckers

8:13 pm June, 22 Mr. Biggs said...

The mole is like a jewel set in a crown of addoucherements. Most excellent composition. Think I’ll open up that two buck chuck now.

8:25 pm June, 22 Steve L. said...

in completely unrelated news, i would just like to say that i was not in Vancouver in Game 7. i was in Sechelt. nice place. um yeah.

8:30 pm June, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

some kind of wondermole

8:31 pm June, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

the avatar works… that was an hour of my life I would like back.

8:50 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow. He has an avatar. What is an avatar? Can I fight Cossacks with it? Can I fuck on the first date? I’m kind of shy and like to have the dates set up ahead of time like in TEEN ASS BANGERS THREE: REDUSE, RE-USE, RE-ENTRY.
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Foxy Brown

8:51 pm June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That sounded kind of gay.
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Wolfy Brown

8:55 pm June, 22 creature said...

ok, so y’all are gonna make go there…
guaca-mole

9:25 pm June, 22 Stephanie said...

Taking over the role of John Mole Boy Walton soon.

9:25 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

vinegar soup for the douchebag mole

damn skippies.

9:27 pm June, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

here is a much better gravatar, some broads nasty assed foot…

9:28 pm June, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

dammit…

9:39 pm June, 22 Mandouchian Candidate said...

SOME CHICK THAT E MAILED ME OFF MATCH.COM HAD THIS PICTURE ON HER DATING PROFILE. hAD TO KEEP IT…



PUKES

9:45 pm June, 22 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

i almost feel like the fact that she is signalling for the number 2 buttplug be brought to the champaigne suite, and is kissing the bill of his hat, and that he is wearing a jogging suit top over a tie and dress shirt ought to be brought up somewhere, but where?

moletariat

11:44 pm June, 22 creature said...

Molio is the dishwasher

6:53 am June, 23 SonnyChibaChoad said...

animole vegemole minemole

7:00 am June, 23 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

MOLEecular

7:29 am June, 23 Fatness said...

Sugar Magmolia

7:56 am June, 23 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Moleing For Dollars

9:14 am June, 23 Anonymous said...

I AM THE GREAT MOLEHOLIO!! I NEED TP FOR MY MOLE HOLE!!

9:35 am June, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Is there a Stripper Exemption to the Bleeth? she’s got that stripper/hooker vibe going…

9:35 am June, 23 DarkSock said...

MOLE.

10:04 am June, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moleing for dollars.

11:44 am June, 23 jonezy said...

ELOM.

11:48 am June, 23 Douche Springsteen said...

I’m a bit late to this party but:
Molehandas Gandhouche

11:50 am June, 23 Douche Springsteen said...

oh shit sorry Rev. You already used the Gandhi joke.

12:10 pm June, 23 The Dude said...

Moley shit, this thread is funny!

12:11 pm June, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sorry CTDS. Got caught up in the moment.

1:48 pm June, 23 Stephanie said...

Journey to the center of the mole.

6:37 pm June, 23 ehcuodouche said...

The Mole man and the Sea

6:43 pm June, 23 Wheezer said...

Fool Mole D(ouche).

6:44 pm June, 23 Wheezer said...

ELMO (does not tickle me, that fuccen wanksta scrote!)

6:50 pm June, 23 Wheezer said...

Here’s a fuccen quarter.

6:55 pm June, 23 Steve said...

For a few dollars mole.

9:17 pm June, 23 Mr. Biggs said...

If a mole is a form of cancer, his addoucherements are carcinogens.

9:20 pm June, 23 Mr. Biggs said...

And if douchebags are a form of social cancer, let’s take a lesson from how our body naturally reacts. Isolate them from the rest of the social body, and expel themto the perimeter where they can do no more harm.
Then, one day, we can go to the social surgeon and have him just zap them out of existence. Because dammit, we’re a rich country. We can afford a good health plan.

11:38 pm June, 23 ehcuodouche said...

Please sir, may I have some mole?

12:55 pm June, 24 Stephanie said...

Perhaps if he’d braid his mole hair and put beads on it,it might help. You might not see the mole so much.

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