Tuesday, June 21, 2011
HCwDB After Dark
C’mon in!!
The weather’s fine.
Just a little northern breeze. Nothing to get worked up about.
Have a seat by the arcadian fire pit.
Grab some Malaysian rice wine, served in a lotus leaf.
There ya go. Now have a go at mocking Square Watch Ned. For his stupid-face bothering Lithe Linda is all that is societal itch about societal itchface.
Yup. It’s HCwDB After Dark. And anything goes.
Even a surreptitious boobie poke with an ivory feather duster.
Hmmmm… the chest shave reveal, cursive tatt, and fake dog tags…gimme 2 weeks with this scrote in southern Afghanistan…we’ll let him earn those tags or become some goat herder’s “boy.”
Now that I got that off my chest, I may repair for some Malaysian rice wine (Malaysian rice wine, really?)…and…BOOBIES!
He has beautiful eyebrows. I am jealous. Now I’m gonna pop open a half a carafe of Tang and get my Otis Redding on.
Was about to bestow a nottadouche on this clown at first blush, but like one of those Magic Eye Pictures after about 10 minutes of staring, the douchal traits reveal themselves. And do I spy a Hover Hand? Whattadouche
Is that a mini pop collar?
ps After Dark is the shit. Glad it is back.
Nancy will be shittin’ on the dock of the bay, waiting for the seventh fleet to come in.
Love the young Faith Hill too.
hE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE FROM THE 80’S WHO IS AT THE PARTY IN MY MIND.
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Stubings
Damn right I am Hermit. And the 8th fleet too. Hey, I’m not the one tied down (literally) with a Serbian girlfriend.
Groucho Marx in the upper left corner is about to crash the hell outta this party.
I hear Murray Head is still banned from Thailand on account of that song. No big loss, I’d imagine.
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Ned looks like the Zoom whitening has irritated the hell out of his gums.
Is Hover Hand really douchey? Dang, this ain’t a monastery!!
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Fake bling brings mock, however. Run away, Ned.
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I think she would hurt me. So good.
Regrettably, I zoomed this photo real big, too. The gal from Sex And The City has something weird going on with her arm tan. And that dude over the left shoulder has some huge booger nose ring and those tribal ear hoops. Ned may have a tatoo, or necklace that says ‘MoFo’.
On the whole, a collective giant waste of carbon.
I am so glad HCwDB After Dark is back. The summer heat bears down upon us sinners in Obese-Man’s-Groin-Hot Biloxi…you know, they used to threaten the poor slaves up in Tennessee with sending them “Down The River” (ergo the saying…) if they misbehaved, into the miserable heat. And that was 2 hours north in fucking Vicksburg. Shit; right now Vicksburg’s like Butte, South Dakoto or whatever. It’s not just hot down here; it’s hot and 100% humidity. That literally means that there is so much moisture in the air that no more water may evaporate into vapor. Think of the air space between the water and lid next time you boil pasta. And then put that air between Rosie O’Donnel’s balls as she enters her second hour on a StairMaster.
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All that to say…How nice it is to lay the raw cucumber slices of this site across my poor bloodshot eyes, turned into hay-lined twin gorilla assholes by this FUCKING HEAT.
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We all know, and understand, that if Boss had ne’er come back, by this time HCwDB After Dark would involve double-anal midget pics book-ended by Alabama Hot Pocket imagery, and there would only be 3 of us (hi, Creatch and Rev!)…
@FUCCEN DUCKSAUCEW
THREE OF US?? DID YOUF UFCCEN FORGET ABOUT ME AND MY TMASSIVE TARMAL ALREADYDY!?
@Helix- you ain’t a shittin; she looks like she may have had a bizarre chipper shredder amputation and resulting reattachment. Whatever that ison her shoulder is just enough reason for me to never call her again after depositing about a big gulps worth of pancake batter on her chest.
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skillets
Actually this is a qualifier for our new category, “which one is the guy?” I mean ok, yeah, the strapless is a giveaway. But aside from that I was wondering if she was just posing with her lacrosse teammate.
I believe what is on her shoulder is a tattoo removal. They always look like wax melted, swirled around and hardened.
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Whoever said she would hurt you so good is probably right–the look on the douche’s face can only be the result of the butt plug she made him insert before they went out that night. His look says: “Uhhhn…don’t take the fucking picture, my asshole is contrac…shit you took the picture”
Okay, I know I shouldn’t do it, but I have to:
http://jasonstackhouse.com/att-kids-how-2-dive-into-the-5-ft-yay/
Look–shithouse is getting fat–I guess Ultra still has calories when you crush 20 of them each day before breakfast.
Yea, well mind your manners, jerz
She’s a bit bleethish but i’d nail her in a heartbeat!
Was Dark Sock mentioning midget anal that would be NSFW? Then here it is.
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http://www.tube8,com/anal/bridget-the-midget/5547/
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Fuck Stackhouse
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Skulls
I hate rabbits, and commas.
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http://www.tube8.com/anal/bridget-the-midget/5547/
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Fetishists
HAY-SEUSS Farking Christy! Hasn’t anyone noticed Lithe Linda’s deformed limb(s)?
.Her humerus is twice the lenth of her ulna….and that is just plain unnatural
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.it’s enough to send the old Choad straight to those double-anal midget pics @DarkSock is so fond of.
I think the choad in the back ground is even worse than Ned. God damn hipster! “Git sum” “Baby Gun”
“Baby Gun” is almost as fucktardish as teaching someone how to dive into the shallow end. Stackhouse is on the long road to rehab and gastric bypass surgery a year after he gets out. Dude is putting on the LBS SON
would it be wrong if I faked a stumble, grabbed the top of her dress as i lurched forward, pulling it down to her knees as I fell? cuz I would take one for the team here
Are their dopplegangers sitting at the bar just waiting for them to get eaten by zombies? If so, that would be majorly cool! Hold on…
@ creature
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We would only know after you did it. I’m guessing that you’d probably be a little disappointed. Now tiny girls need love too and I’m cool with that but I’m just sayin’.
@ Choad. I Iooked again. You are quite right. Clearly, she is descended from Pterodactyls.
so who was fucking around with Wikipedia to piss him off?
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http://jasonstackhouse.com/2011/06/06/
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kudos!
Not Wikipedia. Wilipedia. No, I’m not going to go there to see what has his nuts so retracted.
Sir Stuart Rose chairman of the retail giant recently surveyed the societal landscape and concluded there really are no glass ceilings despite the fact that some of you moan about it all the time …
paying my belated appreciation to another edition of HCwDB After Dark.
personally my favorite rice wine is Taiwanese. but i guess Malaysian will do fine too. if they make 40% rice wine in Malaysia, that is.