Monday, June 27, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Manos:The Pecs of Fate and Sultry Brunette Back Arch Marsha

Between this garish trainwreck of smelly diaper poo, and the subsequent #2 of this flip-book crisis of a film dynasty, Manos,The Pecs of Fate II: Ass Pear Reveal Thigh Grab, we have a winner (loser).

Manos offers Pecs O’ Douche.

And Sultry Brunette Back Arch Marsha is all sorts of squeeze play dirty.

This wasn’t an easy win (loss), as last week saw solid competition. There was Real World Rockerdouche hitting on Girlfriend Kaitlyn, the moley moley moley of Gretchen’s Mole, the high school ludicrousness and tasty barely legal real world hott of The Promtard and Kelly, there was Vegas Jake’s Chin Pubes, there was Crotch Skull, and there was Pear.

Dearest Elijah, such luscious Pear.

But no combo had the toxic wrongness like The Manos.

A quality uberdouchey coupling for our next HCwDB of the Month.

And your narrator sips his coffee and gears up for a busy week as we head into the July 4th Holiday.

Thanks to all for their submissions that keep this site going, some great stuff just came into the ole in-box. And if you wanna send along your hottie/douchey tags, just use the big “Submit” button at the top of this page, or send along to douchebag1 at the URL for this site.

Cuz thass what I do, folks.

# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am June, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

What an “awesome” start to the week.
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And by “awesome”, I mean smells like poo. And by poo, I mean Manos.

7:25 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Baggin’ on this turd-ducken is a great call DB1, but tread these waters lightly, as Manos, aided by his trusty servant Torgo, is watching you closely.
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.http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg

7:34 am June, 27 Douchble Helix said...

I’ll ask again, Kelly for HoH by acclimation?

8:02 am June, 27 The Dude said...

This pupa is wearing a hattoo. ewwoo. Makes me want to compose a haikoo.

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Poo

8:15 am June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Ya know when you cut the grass and forget to set the trash out on the curb on trash day? You forget about it, and it starts to ferment and shit, than the next week, you go to put the trash out and you catch whiff of week old cut grass. Seeing Manos again is kind of like that whiff. You know it”s there, but still hard to prepare for. Nice PUMA wristband, choad.

8:17 am June, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

She is truly a delight! I’m sure before she came into contact with this pocket clown she was a dowdy school teacher. And look at her now!

8:23 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Manos is so ugly, Adrien Brody likes to stand next to him.

8:23 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Manos is so ugly Rondo Hatton beat him in a beauty contest.

8:25 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Manos is so ugly he looks like the love child of Tor Johnson and Totie Fields.

8:26 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Manos is so ugly Iggy Pop calls him “bro.”

8:29 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Manos is so ugly neither Marilyn Manson nor Jocelyn Wildenstein will date him.

8:32 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

…yet he still pulls hotts.
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.
.What gives?

8:34 am June, 27 jonezy said...

Alpaca stones

8:38 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Manos is so ugly Ernest Borgnine flosses with him.

8:38 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Manos is so ugly he shampoos with Preparation H.

8:39 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Manos is so ugly when he gets up off a bike seat the sweat stain looks like Regis Philben being beaten with a tire tool in a veal stall.

8:40 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Manos is so ugly his turds have soft downy fur.

8:41 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Manos is so ugly he was once mistaken for Phyllis Diller’s left milksnake.

9:21 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Manos is so ugly a homeless guy refused a draw off his pint of Yukon Jack at a Raiders tailgate

9:23 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Manos is so ugly his cactus-like shit stools run in fear after leaving his rectumnus

9:24 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Manos is so ugly that soul patch is actually pubes that ran from the carnage

9:32 am June, 27 Al Paccah said...

DB1,

Are there any other photos of Manos from which we can judge his true height? I have a feeling he is only a 3ft pile o poo. They seem really tiny, in which case a new category may need to be constructed.

9:37 am June, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

manos is mickey rourke ugly…and is gonna get them butter nipples soon if he doesnt curb his GH intake!

10:41 am June, 27 Anonymous said...

I could have sworn I saw a fecal remnant in Pecs of Fate II.

Or was that just cgi?

10:58 am June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Marsha is so tight she has abs on her back. She developed them over months of leaning away from Manos. On a good day she can scratch her heels.

12:00 pm June, 27 Steve L. said...

those pecs look like they’ll have a grisly fate, if anything.

12:55 pm June, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I always appreciate it when the Boss posts photos of douchebags with bigger boobs than the Bleeth he’s with.
Now I’m just waiting for the catalogue with the products designed for such moobs.

1:54 pm June, 27 tall guy said...

This pair – and I am not referring to the boobies on either one of them – look mighty unclean. God they do.

Hambeasts.

2:04 pm June, 27 Troy Tempest said...

The woman is attractive, if you go for those boring inwardly angry dysfunctional low self esteem gold digging dimwits who think that because they can lie on their back, spread their legs and moan “oh baby” that they’re “really good in bed”, because all they ever fuck is douchebags who come in seconds flat anyway.

3:55 pm June, 27 soy bomb said...

A worthy choice, Boss. She’s bleethed out beyond all reason and he’s a douchebag’s douchebag.

6:28 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

Tie them together really tight in the same pose and see how long they last before one bites the others’ head off.

6:41 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Stephanie, if you start making TV shows, I might just get TV.

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