Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Honorary Douchebag of the Month: The Weinerbag

Ya know, I would almost be forgiving of the Congressman’s online genitalia pics simply for busting the best Jewfro I’ve seen since my best friend Benji’s Bar Mitzvah in 1987.

But we gotta have standards around here. And The Weiner Story is well deserving.

Sending pictures of his python to ladies online is autobag.

I have no idea in what world men think women want to see pictures of their package. Most girls respond with a resigned sigh and a bored, vacant look. I mean, so I’ve been told.

Here’s your Douchebag of the Month award, Weiner. Now if you’re smart, you’ll get a job promoting Viagra like Dole did.

# posted by douchebag1
11:22 am June, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

jewfro.

11:25 am June, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

That turtle neck kicks ass!!!!

11:27 am June, 7 MoeDouche said...

“WIENER, WIENER, WIENER!”

I can only imagine how much this guy was teased in HS because of his “Weiner” name. It is only fitting that his weiner did him in. This story couldn’t have written itself any better….

11:32 am June, 7 tall guy said...

I heard about this last night while listening to US radio station 88.3FM. I don’t think he’ll need a job because apparently he’s chosen to remain in office. Total douche!

11:44 am June, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Meh….I have to agree, most of us aren’t really impressed by photos of cocks. Cocks are everywhere. Most of us can have any and all the cocks we want. And that, boys, is what makes cock so uninteresting for us. There’s no challenge. A picture of a cock? Even less interesting. That’s why women mostly chase love instead of sex–harder to snare a heart than a cock.
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That being said, have you all seen this dude’s wife? Holy shit. This horsey-faced lunkhead should be on the ground sobbing and thanking whatever God he prays to for giving him such an exotically splendid piece of arse to live with hi,. Yet, as is the way of douche, it all becomes about quantity and not quality. For pissing on a gift, I dub thee Weinerdouche, please fuck off.

11:44 am June, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

*him. Derp.

11:46 am June, 7 Greg said...

Updated photo.

11:55 am June, 7 tall guy said...

Noice, Medusa. She’s classy looking too. This guy’s fucked!

12:01 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I liked him best when he was a bad actor.
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12:03 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^And when he sang with Linda Ronstadt.
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12:05 pm June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wait, is this Jon Stewart’s alter ego? Or a real person?

12:07 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And his sister was pretty good too.
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12:08 pm June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

And of course, here’s comes a Tiger Woodsian parade of woman stating he was doing lewd things with them, also.
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Never mind Viagra, some of them MILF’s in the Cialas commercials are really sexy. I love when they look you right in the eye and say, “Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for sex…..”
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Fuck that. Let it kill me. Better than the alternative

12:10 pm June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^w/Linda R.
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12:19 pm June, 7 creature said...

Screech

12:32 pm June, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

Aw, c’mon boss, I send you choice Vegas Memorial Day pics and you gotta bring this up? Let’s get some priorities here!

12:37 pm June, 7 DarkSock said...

Well, at least Weiner finally came clean.
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sorry.

12:57 pm June, 7 Anonymous said...

We need a picture of David Vitter making a dookie in his diapers.

1:24 pm June, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sucks that it turned out he is the one who hacked his own twitter account. Is he going to prosecute himself?
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Forget about his integrity, you have wonder how he gets his shoes on the right feet if he thought a schlong tweet was going to earn him any tail.
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What he should have done was come out and said, “Yeah, I did it. You should have SEEN how drunk I was! I thought it would be funny. My bad.” Better to be seen as drunk and immature then a pathetic imbecile.

1:27 pm June, 7 stephanie said...

Yeah all of this because you thought your package was worth showing? Women know what they look like and they look funny on cell phone pics doofus.

1:28 pm June, 7 DarkSock said...

I would have blamed John Mayer for hacking into my Twitter account and typing embarrassing shit. Everyone woulda said “Ahhh. Yeah, I can see that”.

1:34 pm June, 7 jonezy said...

well at least M.O. got it right and included a Hott chick in the pic- way to do your research DB1.
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“I wish I was an Anthony Weiner pic,
That is what I’d truly like to be,
Cuz if I was an Anthony Weiner pic,
Everyone would be obsessed with me”

2:03 pm June, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

I agree man his wife is haot. I would be sending her pictures of my cock if I could.

2:03 pm June, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

thats hot not hoat

2:39 pm June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So when are wimmin gonna be sending pictures of their vajyjays to men? Isn’t this a double standard? I mean really if Mila Kunis “accidentally” sent pics of her shy bearded clam to any one of us we’d be like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCCCENHOOOOOOOOO! Am I right? But when lurpy assholes who have the intelligence of an average rock do it everybody gets up in arms. Now I’m not saying Hilary Clinton should be doin’ this *shudder* but true hotts should be. Could I get an amen??

2:46 pm June, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Claude D, you should send them to her. It isn’t too soon.
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And when I first heard this story I thought it was made up because of his last name and the nature of the story. Like if Arnold S’s last name was Schtuppenmaid.
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Only send a chick you like a schlong-shot it she has a good sense of humour and she loves you. Otherwise you’re just wasting your time and your peen will be seen by 20 of her closest friends. And they will be laughing at it. I can assure you.

2:54 pm June, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

Oh yeah, to echo Doc B., gay dudes send eachother Johnson jpgs. ALL the time and don’t freak out about it. Hmmm. Weird.

5:02 pm June, 7 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh, man, I just HAVE to believe that poor tony got his ASS KICKED EVERY SINGLE DAY from grade school to HS graduation……….

5:11 pm June, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s hard to decide whether he is a total and complete douchebag, or just a li’l bag, without an actual photo from that cell-phone Twitter “event.”
Just sayin.’

6:16 pm June, 7 Mr. White said...

I’m going to start a band called Twitter Cock.
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Just thought I’d throw that out there.

8:51 pm June, 7 anonymous said...

David Vitter Scheiße Videos!!

9:20 pm June, 7 P Showard Chunt said...

to be fair, while autodouche is auto douche, and women aren’t nearly as amazed by the cock as we are the vagina, medusa is of course spot on, i do have to say, weiner did strike a blow for hebrew pride, i mean that thing was a monster…

i am also most amused at news outlets, many of whom advertise victoria’s secret and whathaveyou, pixilating the underwear, in which the cock is nestled. so while i can’t dispute the douchery, the brietbaggery and much of the reaction is also noxious. elizabeth hassselbackhoehoff believes every taxpayer should demand his resignation. that is a lady who could use to look at a few more dick pictures methinks.

12:22 am June, 8 Uggs Clearance said...

I read with great interest.Your article looks nice!

3:35 am June, 8 Collaz B.P. said...

The NY newpaper headlines have been classic.
Weiner Roast.

6:12 am June, 8 Collaz B.P. said...

Battle of the Bulge – WEINER PULLS OUT

was the front cover of the NY Post 4 days ago.

6:16 am June, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Was hoping the site had the collective balls to bust the ‘Bag! Touche

2:44 pm June, 8 Stephanie said...

That Harpo Marx, sure is sexy.

1:36 am June, 9 Blackhawks Jerseys said...

Nice post,Thank u for sharing! Thanks for a great post and interesting comments

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