Thursday, June 16, 2011

Little Caesar Conquers The Far East

Pizza pizza!

# posted by douchebag1
1:14 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Girl on the right’s blouse bunnnies are so big she looks like she is in pain from trying to support them. Girl on left=ROCKETS! But kinda fugly, so who wins? Why, us, the lords of mock of course.


My fellow americans

1:15 pm June, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

What the 4H? And I ain’t talkin’ animal husbandry.
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1:15 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

And what Sizzler are they standing out in front of? Makes me hungry for all you can eat shrimp and saggy tit.

1:17 pm June, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Those cans are so big….

“Hooters” is geographically insufficient to describe them.

1:21 pm June, 16 Anonymous said...

Is that Mary Mamageddon’s long lost sister?

1:21 pm June, 16 jonezy said...

honorary non-douchebag making love not war last night in the Couve

1:21 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

This choad is probably 93 pounds. Look at his scrawny ass arms. He’s gots to wear those pants so he sorta looks bigger. And what the hell are they doing on my grandma’s porch?! What did they do with the garden gnomes she had? Oh I see, there in right hotts top.

1:22 pm June, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I like my tits a little more in the chest area. That ain’t going happen unless this chick can do a handstand.

1:22 pm June, 16 creature said...

yup, humpin’ third world hotts with giant cans in abandoned farm houses outside of Galveston is good sport…Jeb

1:27 pm June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those tits are so fake I believe in Milli Vanilli again.
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1:29 pm June, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Other than this pic, all that is left of these two hotts is some hair and trace evidence in the back of Caesar’s pickup, and a couple shallow depressions in the woods alongside his shotgun shack. I hope the police have silicon sniffing dogs.

1:30 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Tony MoHawk is so cool he has to wear 2 pair of shades. Seriously, he has a pair around his (red) neck and the ones covering his eyes. What kind of logic is that?

1:31 pm June, 16 creature said...

Missile Silo Minnie on the right needs to use that sagging white belt as a truss

1:31 pm June, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so fake, Bernie Madoff invested in them.

1:33 pm June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those tits are so fake I believe it’s not butter.

1:36 pm June, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

She can’t even stand upright !! I love it. As big a bag this guy is, I really hope he wore a teflon condom with these pay to lay whores or he is going to be spending a lot of time at the clinic.

1:39 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Having viewed the second picture, I just about threw up my Arby’s. That chicks taters are large. Usually ones that large have a lot of bumpy terrain, similar to a pickle. Not the normal ones you get at the Store, but the strangely delicious, huge ones you get at the fair. I don’t know where I was going with this, except for to say he is a puke; she is mamm-haevy carney, and the other chick is already in one of those wooded depressions. Carry On.



Baggage Handlers

1:45 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey, these ladies are wearing those red dresses you hombres need to see to know these chicks are down to get down. I say they’ve got their advertising plan down pat. They roped in this little twirp, which of you suckas is next?
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Fish in Barrel

1:46 pm June, 16 baffomet said...

All you guys realize that those are trannys right?

1:47 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@jonezy, nothin’ turns me on more than tear gas and an angry mob.

1:48 pm June, 16 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

those boobs on the left are as authentically asian as pei wei’s asian diner

though they both offer fast casual service.

chowderheads.

1:51 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@baffomet, I could totally tell the middle one was a grade A carpetmuncher, but the other two are pretty believable as women. Well women with glandular problems. A hyper active booboid to be exact.

1:59 pm June, 16 Banana Hammock said...

I’d permanently harm myself to ride those slopes…

2:02 pm June, 16 Douchio Iglesias said...

It’s downright depressing to see the lengths Asians go to in order to fit-in in Orange County.

2:08 pm June, 16 creature said...

it’s hard to be a gangstah when your punier than Marshall Mather’s meat… M & M & M
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succaz

2:11 pm June, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

This ain’t the far east, it’s the side porch of a low rent brothel in east Reno.
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Preverts

2:13 pm June, 16 jonezy said...

^ excuse Mr. Officer, can I borrow your baton?
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And your cuffs, if possible?

2:16 pm June, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Skrag on the right, with what look like seedless watermelons for breasts, claims she’ll love you long time and in Lil’ Caesar’s case that adds up to about 2 minutes & 13 seconds tops.

2:17 pm June, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ Johns

2:30 pm June, 16 soy bomb said...

I must admit to being a fan of Little Caesars $5 HOT-N-READY® sh*t pizza deals. BRUINS WIN IT! I’m about to spend some hard-earned cash on all the championship schwag.
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Barista

2:36 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@soy bomb, you best not be dissing Little Caesars pizza deals. That ish is golden when you’ve got to bribe your employees to attend a meeting. Golden. If I was you I would be all about the Bruins Hep C Test kits. Its got the Bruins logo and everything!

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2:38 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

The Saints could kick the Bruin’s and Canuck’s asses at the same time.
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What’s a “bruin” and “canuck”, btw?
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Elder.

2:53 pm June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Taipei(AP) -Nazi exiles in Taiwan have succeeded in cross breeding Aryan and Chinese women into Barbie Doll clones for the American consumer.
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Target marketing begins June 2011 in Mid-West truck stops, nationwide trailer park sales departments, San Bernardino, CA Town Hall and Cal State University system football fraternities. Financing available
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Louts

3:06 pm June, 16 Hermit said...

It’s a rainy night in Georgia and the kidney stones are passing like the rotting clapboards of The Crab Shack. Desperate youth and aging rednecks try to conquer their fears, but it is fear alone that propels them. Their future is chiseled in the stones of forgotten grave markers on a desolate, putrid landscape, once mighty, but now shat upon by passing night creatures.
The lonely nights spent fingering each other under the tables at the juke joint are a poor substitute for meaningful content and devolve into blood-tinged defecation and vomit spewed upon porcelain and gravel. The drunken patrons try to impress each other with stories of false conquest, but end up dueling in the quiet darkness, knee deep in septic waste, their frightened arms flailing away with dull blades as the distended, flabby stomachs are sliced open with the edges of a broken bottles and pool cues.
Junior tries to reconcile the anguished nights spent huddled in his filthy bed, ears covered to blot out the sounds of mother being serviced by yet another toothless stranger, the profane grunts coming through thin plaster walls and echoing off the ceiling and his tortured consciousness in perpetuity.
Maybe tonight, he’ll become a man.
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Tex

3:14 pm June, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Those tits are so fake, she lactates soy milk.
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3:20 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

If I may entitle your latest work Hermit. I would like to call it “I Got Crabs at Junior’s Crab Shack”. How are you spending your Game 7 winnings?
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High Plains Drifters

3:24 pm June, 16 Hermit said...

@ Nancy,
After getting the first six wrong, there ain’t much winnings.
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Child

3:26 pm June, 16 Wedgie said...

Wax on, wax off.
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Grasshopper.

3:45 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, its cool, being able to predict the outcome of sporting events is kind of a burden anyways.
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Gentlepeople

4:26 pm June, 16 Southern Scrotic said...

I find the girl in the denim skirt ‘exciting’.

4:33 pm June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After the last time I saw this pic I went shopping at a local meat market for some phat Father’s Day steaks. Last nights supper began to rumble and I felt a wee squeak of wet evil betwixt my firm tanned buttocks. Horrified, I noticed the manager and asked him where the frozen green peppercorn butter was and if he may have a men’s facility. Rushing with my colon clenched like a meat vice I made it to the commode and let flee a magnificent water,fart,waste fountain. A little bit of baksplash was not as surprise. Wiping, I noticed that I had gotten some bowl water and taint juice on my hand. An evilthought crossed my mind as I was leaving. Having not washed my hands they were quite moist and contaminated. I saw the manager again, wished him a thank you and good day and gave him a hearty sweaty handshake. At least that’s what he thought. I always hated that fucker.
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Cochise

4:47 pm June, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

My Mom only let’s me spend $5. $10 to beaucoup.

4:58 pm June, 16 Hermit said...

@ Reverend,
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I believe that’s how the cholera epidemic in Haiti started.
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Mon

5:16 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

@ Hermit:
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Way to perpetuate Southern Stereotypes, bastard.
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We use sheet rock down here, not plaster. The rest….yeah, it’s a fair cop.
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Cuz.

5:18 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

Colon Clench and Meat Vice just became stage names for me and my rhythm guitar player. I’ll break the news to him over bong rips at the next jam night.
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McGillicuddy

5:26 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

I got free passes to the big summer fair down here at the Coliseum via a firm sponsorship; I sent Mrs. Sock off with the kids and Nanny to ride the free rides, sample the BBQ cook-off, and see the sites so I could chillax alone at Sock Manor.
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Just got a text; Mrs. Sock just met Nicole Kidman at the fair; I reckon she’s entertaining her brood as hubby Keith Urban does his show at the Coast Coliseum tonight (show starts in 2 minutes; I was offered free tix but after Rush….wigga please…).
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Well shit.
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Weiner.

5:53 pm June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

I’m gonna have nightmares if these two crotchsockets are the last thing we see before tomorrow’s Haiku-off

6:16 pm June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m game for Haiku. DB1, try to post early cause some of us have a buzzy day tomorrow. I gotta renew a domain name and cut the fucking lawn. And Hermit has some grizzly details to unveil about something grizzly.
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Cock Of The North

6:29 pm June, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

FIFTY, BITCHES!!!!!

OK, so, I just got a new job and went from a place where I’d turn to the right and see a dude watching hardcore porn to a place that says basically ANY use of the internet is grounds for termination. Well, other than for work, but who cares about the internet if you’re using it for work???

Anyway, I digress, what I’m really here for is to slide in a little Friday Haiku more than a few hours early. Without knowing what the picture is here I go….

Standard issue bag
Goes to club, hits on bitches
Leaves with cock in hand

BOO YA!!!!

6:30 pm June, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

FIFTY, BITCHES!!!!!
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OK, so, I just got a new job and went from a place where I’d turn to the right and see a dude watching hardcore porn to a place that says basically ANY use of the internet is grounds for termination. Well, other than for work, but who cares about the internet if you’re using it for work???
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Anyway, I digress, what I’m really here for is to slide in a little Friday Haiku more than a few hours early. Without knowing what the picture is here I go….
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Standard issue bag
Goes to club, hits on bitches
Leaves with cock in hand
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BOO YA!!!!
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Damn, looked like shit without the spacing…

6:31 pm June, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I guess I should have changed that to FIFTY ONE, BITCHES!!!

7:17 pm June, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There are only 3 things I can’t stand;
1) People who are intolerant of other people’s culture
2) The Dutch
3) Asians with blond hair

8:02 pm June, 16 Stephanie said...

I’m pretty sure he’s thinkin’ about pimpin’.

9:42 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

Stephanie, I’m pretty sure he’s thinking “Damn, It’s good to be a *Sleestak…”
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*It’s good to recycle…get off my ass…
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Broheim

10:12 pm June, 16 creature said...

I just realized that when a gal tells you that you have really big balls, it means you’re an old man!

10:16 pm June, 16 creature said...

it’s not just your ears that keep growin’
Son

10:51 pm June, 16 Darksock said...

^BTW, $38 sez Candy Silicone’s junk looks like the Sleestak’s mouth turned vertically.

10:51 pm June, 16 Darksock said...

Jack.

10:53 pm June, 16 Darksock said...

Suggestion box: Rename the pic “Little Caesar Conquers The Fur Yeast”.

11:33 pm June, 16 creature said...

or, ‘your boobs are bigger than my ballsac’
…aint gravity a bitch?
cosmo

12:47 am June, 17 Guid is Good said...

In the UK they often take a Gap Year. This douche looks like he is about to take a Clap Year.

3:11 am June, 17 Hermit said...

DarkSock 9:42
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That’s perfect, right down to the head tilt.

6:32 am June, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev
Why are your “firm buttocks” tanned?
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Wait….What? that sounds kinda gay not that his buttocks are tanned but that I inquired as to why.

8:23 am June, 17 DarkSock said...

@ Hermit:
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I recycled the gag from 2007, where I noted the striking resemblance of head Sleestak Enik to Hall of Scrote alumni “The Velveeta Bag”:
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Holy shit. I don’t know what makes me a bigger dork: making fun of douchebags for 48 months straight, or knowing that the taupe-colored Sleestak’s name is Enik, a lost time traveler who is from the Sleestak’s past and tragically realized that his primitive hissing green brethren he found in The Land Of The Lost were his descendents, not his forebears; spirit broken, he then……erm, I mean…….nevermind.
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I suppose using the color “taupe” is what makes me a dork most of all.
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Sid and Marty Krofft.

8:58 am June, 17 jonezy said...

she looks phemammanal

9:13 am June, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

So…what I’m hearing is get involved in a major land war in Asia?

12:01 pm June, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok this is too depressing. Here, have some LIttle Caesar’s commercial joy:
Ever heard of Origami?

Anything’s possible!

12:36 am June, 18 Johnny depp douche said...

I’d be impressed… If they weren’t trannies.

4:20 pm June, 20 Mark it Eight, Douche said...

Apparently one of the Farang Ding Dong girls has struck out on her own…
http://www.farangdingdong.com/

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