Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Manos: The Pecs of Fate

If Only Sultry Brunette Back Arch Marsha knew what’s coming next.

Yup.

That’s right.

Manos,The Pecs of Fate II: Ass Pear Reveal Thigh Grab.

# posted by douchebag1
9:38 am June, 21 Chad Sexington said...

Many of the females included here look very much like porn starlets, or at least “actresses”. Marsha here looks like a double anal / double oral pro. If a menage a trois gives guys an Eiffel Tower moment, then I’m guessing Marsha allows for an Egyptian Pyramid moment. High five anyone? Anyone?

9:38 am June, 21 creature said...

you haven’t lived, honey, ’til the illustrated man uses you for an air mattress on the sacremento river delta

9:40 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

“My name is Torgo; I take care of the pool while The Master is away. Wanna Bud Light Lime?”
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Boss, allow me to beat Baron Von Goolo to the punch in congratulating you on your sly reference to truly bad cinema. Exquisitely bad!

9:42 am June, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

100% Unadulterated, Unfiltered Doooooooouuuuche. God invented Anal Sex to prevent accidents like this… Nice wristband, Wimbledouche.

9:43 am June, 21 skrag2112 said...

The Master does not approve…
…of your stupid hat and tattoos.

9:46 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

Someone needs to tell Marsha that her “sultry” look actually belongs to the D’Iberville Mississippi Winn Dixie #24’s cashier Brianna on aisle 4, who uses said look as her “I’m ready for my fuccen smoke break; can I go home early?” look.
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Cease and desist, Marsha.
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Riders of the Porn

9:47 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

“Senator, they need you back on the floor for the Health Care vote…”

9:49 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

“The Master does not approve…
…of my nostril-sized soul patch”.

9:50 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

“The Master does not approve…
…of conditioner”.

9:50 am June, 21 FlipFriddle said...

But what of Torgo’s knees!?

She has become Bleeth; nothing can save her now.

9:50 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

“The Master does not approve…
…of barely concealed baby-blue swastikas on baseball caps”.

10:01 am June, 21 creature said...

the mushroom tea inspired Giants cap is merely one in a string of lifelong poor choices made by Mano…later, when he goes to the pee trough, he’ll pull out his pustulate erupting winky that will burn like lava…Marsha’s not so subtle gift

10:05 am June, 21 blargh said...

The Master does not approve… of sporting welding goggles even larger than the hideous ones your chick is wearing.

ps: master approved

10:29 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Waaaay too serious for the room.
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Yes, everyone is staring at her T&A

Yes,everyone is wondering what she sees in that shlub
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Yes, your tatts are the epitome of classless, tasteless life mistakes
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Yes, we appreciate the lift-the-leg-to-assist-in-the-fart maneuver.
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Well played, Mauer

10:36 am June, 21 Mr. White said...

Sorry, I can’t get too excited about a chick who looks like Joe Perry.

10:39 am June, 21 Boner said...

This picture ruined me……………….

10:47 am June, 21 Troy Tempest said...

That woman is Yasmine Bleeth’s sister, Uber.

10:51 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the pecs of Manos crash, so does all of his Grecian society. Anybody want to buy an island? Cheap?
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Socrates

10:58 am June, 21 idfma said...

Why is she wearing underwear?

11:06 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

I only hope that the tattooist that spread that eagle across Manos’ bulk had horrible halitosis and leaned in for a long time

11:13 am June, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Every once in a while I wonder if DB1 will ever run out of material for this site and it will deteriorate into oblivion like so many once entertaining sites before it.

Then I see this picture and realize how foolish I am to have even pondered that question.

11:16 am June, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

She is divine! God really broke the mold when he shat her out on day 7. I give these two a go in peace. As long as they don’t procreate I’m cool with it.

11:17 am June, 21 mr.reeve said...

This is a A+ HCwDB post. The douche smell is seeping through my computer. Bravo SON!! Bravo!!
Vin @11:06 FTW

11:20 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

Manos: The Hams of Apes.

11:26 am June, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

And now I must Netflix the MST3K version of “Manos”. I don’t think I could make it through the unedited version. Thanks for the link DS.

11:28 am June, 21 Anonymous said...

Is it me or is this douche’s head to big for his body?

11:32 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

This guy goes off on Ashley, this year’s Bachelorette Bleeth. Wee bit harsh but… she can’t get over the giant douchebag that doesn’t like her and threw her to the curb
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11:34 am June, 21 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I take care of the rack while the Master is away.

11:39 am June, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Vin, you actually watch that show? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I mean, I know a couple of women who watch it. And a couple of my gay dude friends do too.

11:47 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

^heh heh

11:50 am June, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

Give me 10 minutes with Marsha while Master is away and she will be walking like Torgo.

11:51 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

As we all enjoy a cruel laugh at the expense of Vin Douchal, courtesy of cold-hearted sow Nancy D, let us also agree that the rant Vin pointed us to (with his Virginia Slim cigarette) is actually fuccen dead-on. It’s one of the stations of the cross in this church of mock we’re in: the nice girl ignoring nice guys that treat them right so they can chug the collective penii of every narcissistic pea-cocking douchebag whose pants they can unbuckle.

11:54 am June, 21 Anonymous said...

GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE.

11:55 am June, 21 Anonymous said...

Charleton Heston has a few words for the monkeys.

11:57 am June, 21 soy bomb said...

Ouch! Feel like I’ve just been smacked in the face by a Fail Hammer.

11:58 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

@ Nancy
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I am an unabashed fan of the entire Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise.
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But you missed the point. In that link kmarco goes off on the Bleeths that love the men that treat them horribly.

12:02 pm June, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

Holy shit, I just realized who this guy reminds me of. With that underbite and those big shades, he is the douchebag version of Bubbles. You Canucks know who I’m talking about but for the rest of you, here is who I mean.

[IMG]http://eskerriada.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bubbles.jpg[/IMG]

12:04 pm June, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

Apparently I did that wrong, could some kind soul tell me how to embed pics in the posts in a way that my whiskey-addled brain can comprehend?

12:06 pm June, 21 stephanie said...

Girls dont let men like this mate with you.

12:25 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White
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You’re being far too kind sir. I was think more along the lines of Alice Cooper during the Billion Dollar Babies Tour.

12:47 pm June, 21 Mr. White said...

@doc bunsen
If she takes off the Bleeth blockers and has the Cooper eye makeup on, then you’re 100% correct.
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Although I’d still rather penetrate a wrinkly old fist face than her.

12:54 pm June, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

The only thing deader than her expression is his sperm count.
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At least I hope so.

1:02 pm June, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Vin, oh I read the article. Meh. Nothing we haven’t uncovered here in the HCwDB laboratory. I just can’t believe noone has made fun of you for being a fan yet. Just makin you aware that its kinda super gay. Carry on.

1:05 pm June, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Plus I think most of the commenters on here put it more eloquently.
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And sow DarkSock? I thought we agreed on shrew.

1:20 pm June, 21 creature said...

I believe it was Harpy

1:44 pm June, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

With that chest-tatt he could be paid-to-pose for Fourth of July outside a slum-beach BBQ pit somewhere along the Mississippi north of St Louis… and she can be rolled around in the mud.

1:51 pm June, 21 Mr. White said...

@creature, nancy
I prefer “harridan.”

2:03 pm June, 21 Pliny said...

Manos!

3:23 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ creature, ND, Mr. White
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I always thought “harpy” had just the right bite to it. But what do I know?

3:43 pm June, 21 creature said...

well, Doc B, it’s all semantics for ‘irritating clap trap’
…doncha know?

8:14 pm June, 21 Anon said...

Manos! Now that was quite possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen. And the only thing that made it tolerable (and the only reason I actually watched it) was because it was on MST3K!!

Tom, Crowe!! Save yourselves!

But I wholeheartedly applaud the obscure reference to an epically bad movie.

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