Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Martin, The Douchiest Slacker This Side of the Mississippi

Somewhere, a far way away in Mississippi, a trailer is missing its douchebag.

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7:09 am June, 7 Wedgie said...

Harmless bagling. The real culprit is Uncle Tits in the background.

7:27 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Wedgie’s onto something with the background shenanigans…Something’s going on between Uncle Tits and Mount Baldy in the background, and I believe it involves a horse, some pee and an Alabama Hot Pocket.

7:32 am June, 7 Douchble Helix said...

I can’t tell. Is Martin the ‘bag in the black hat, or the one in the sunglasses?

7:36 am June, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

The “Yo, Holla at Me” hand signal is so passe that it barley warrants a chuckle from me. The Bleeth’s are for more annoying here. I’m more concerned/disturbed with the Uncle Tits and Mount Baldy scenario unfolding in the background.

7:43 am June, 7 Douchble Helix said...

Yeah, DS called it. But I think Mt. Baldy is substituting for the horse. But what do I know? He’s DS, son.

7:48 am June, 7 Douchble Helix said...

In sports, they refer to ‘your wheelhouse’. That.s a play of some sort that your skills are designed to really max out on. A pitch in a certain spot of the strike zone, a certain track for a certain NASCAR driver, 30 seconds left and Jordan has the ball…
Well, when it comes to large mammals being peed into, that’s DarkSock’s wheelhouse. He’s Reggie hitting 3 HRs on 3 pitches against the Dodgers, Larry Bird stealing the inbounds pass from Isiaah, John Elway screwing over the Cleveland Browns, all rolled into one.

7:55 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

I think what Blondie’s head is obscuring is the extreeemely rare half-reverse Chinese Fingercuff / Galloping Yoo-Hoo, in which Uncle’s butt pee mixes with Baldy’s butt dump into Secretariat’s esophagus, making a horse-belly chock full o’ milky brown liquid reminiscent of a delicious warm Yoo-Hoo (or Chocolate Soldier, depending on the region).
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Cut ‘er open and enjoy now!
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OK I made that up. I think Baldy’s simply farting onto Uncle Tit’s junk through a length of PVC pipe. You all know that drinking game, right?

8:05 am June, 7 Douchble Helix said...

On the other hand… when all’s you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

8:09 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

What happens when you mix a Douche and a Slacker?
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Dockers?
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Damn you, ubiquitous Khaki Pants…you should have died in the 90’s…

8:32 am June, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

That trailer is also missing two bleeths and a RevChad-load of meth. Should I alert the authorities or let this scenario work itself out?

8:34 am June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Somewhere, a far way away in Mississippi, a trailer is missing its douchebag.
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And a Waffle House is missing their breakfast crew

8:35 am June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

And an OB-GYN is billing the state for two more abortions

8:36 am June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

And a granpa is missing his Sunday-Go-To-Meeting hat

8:43 am June, 7 Crottenham said...

I’d give Blondie and/or brunette with the hat a go….just sayin’

8:55 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This photo is a great illustration of how big sunglasses, hair in the face and a hat pulled down low cannot hide ugly.

9:27 am June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That kid is the younger cousin of banjo boy from deliverance. What a difference an odd number of chromosones makes. Son.

10:01 am June, 7 Collaz B. P. said...

Yes the background of this pic is where the main DBs are.

10:38 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

And Mammaw’s missing her Poly-Grip and a carton of Marlboro Red’s.

10:39 am June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The auditions for back-up dancers for the Right Said Fred reunion tour were off to an inauspicious start.

10:39 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Betty Jack’s divorce attorney’s slogan: “I’m like a tornado, ‘cuz someone’s ’bout to lose a trailer”.

10:50 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

Just read that those assholes at CERN trapped anti-matter for 16 minutes. Some news reports say 15 minutes, others say 17 minutes. (Fox reported that it was 18, due to big government and tax-and-spend Obama Socialism).
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Bottom line: It’s over, man. They better stop fucking with it; just one slip and it could all b

11:48 am June, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

UNCLE TITS AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Wedgie FTW.

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