Monday, June 20, 2011

Melki Wears an Emo Scarf in Dusseldorf

Nothing impresses Anya, former groupie for Autobahn, quite like the emo scarf.

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2:22 pm June, 20 creature said...

…that & a manshaft the size of a bowling pin!

2:27 pm June, 20 Anonymous said...

It was all fun and games until Anya caught Melki masturbating to German Scheiße Videos.

2:28 pm June, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Eurobaggery is worse than anything Vegas has to offer. I would like to beat this guy to death with a wiffle ball battle axe just for the Scorpions Klaus Meine Sunglasses…

2:43 pm June, 20 creature said...

Anya can snort truffles out of Gerard Depardieu’s rectum with that beak

2:55 pm June, 20 doucheywallnuts said...

The scarf is actually a cum bib.

2:59 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

That Rod Stewart Jr. sure can pull the frigid Euro-Hotts.
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Cocka-Doodie Dirty Birds

3:00 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

And I’m pitching “Cum Bib” as the band name. Or at least our first album or EP.
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Rectal Belches.

3:01 pm June, 20 creature said...

white people wearing kafiya’s should be strangled with them

3:02 pm June, 20 creature said...

yella ghost nipple behind Anya neatly coiffed dome

3:14 pm June, 20 Hermit said...

You know, it’s funny, at a truck stop yesterday I met a pair of large Ethiopian immigrants who were smuggling fiberglass swimming pools into Illinois on a flat bed truck. It was quite warm, yet hey were wearing scarves similar to the one pictured.
I bought them each a Snickers bar and struck up a conversation. They seemed friendly enough, so I asked them, why the scarves in late June?
They became quite uneasy, and told me to mind my own business.

3:22 pm June, 20 Hermit said...

Anya may have a big nose, but I’d pay for a surgical face-swap transplant with Cagey Bea.(I found out she’s actually Serbian.)
I kind of like her, so I’m thinking about buying her a pair of those huge Bleeth glasses….. with mud flaps.

3:23 pm June, 20 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

His sunglasses are so large…
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….He must’ve bought them in Sun City Schonau im Schwarzwald…
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…where I understand Kraftwerk now performs at the early-bird, all-the-Westphalian-ham-and-schnitzel-you-can-eat buffet.

3:23 pm June, 20 creature said...

what about the dolphin squeals?

3:31 pm June, 20 Hermit said...

Creature, could you ever get used to this?
(Sort of looks like her too.)

3:52 pm June, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmmm!!!!!! “all-the-Westphalian-ham-and-schnitzel-you-can-eat buffet.”

3:58 pm June, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, well you said she makes you wear the football helmet so I think its perfectly acceptable for the bleeth blublocker treatment for her. What’s the status on the “wire tap”?
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Are we done with this scarf trend yet? I’m hoping this is an older picture because Minnie H. Pearl those things are tiresome. If I wanted to look like I’m wearing a tablecloth I would just go all in and wear an actual tablecloth.

4:10 pm June, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ ND
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If you ever get the urge, post the pics. Woo hotties in gingham, rrrrraaaaarrrhhhh

4:23 pm June, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Doc B. I’ll post pics as soon as RevChad completes a year of stone cold sobriety. So basically a half past a monkey’s ass and a quarter to his balls o’clock is when that’s gonna go down. Nice try though.

4:28 pm June, 20 Southern Scrotic said...

Anya’s wearing another set of beads. But they’re a little harder to see.

4:41 pm June, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Melki does not enjoy her Bavarian Cream Pie.

4:47 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I love schnitzel. But I hates me them German and English. Did any of you know that Canada helped you win WW2? Just saying that American history books are myopic.
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And then there’s Furious Pete. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kuEkzSC0Hg

5:39 pm June, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Someone got happy with the scissors and gel.

6:10 pm June, 20 Hermit said...

@ Nancy 3:58
I’m much less concerned about being spied upon, now that I know she’s not a Ruskie but a Serb. Her parents own several roach-infested, greasy spoon restaurants in the area. Every time they shut one down it mysteriously catches fire. Call me paranoid but, I’m thinking they’re involved with some kind of Eastern Block organized crime syndicate.
All of my relationships end up going down in flaming ruin, so I’m hoping her family doesn’t take me out when she gets pissed off at me.(They all do.)
As for the football helmet; I first though it a perverse fetish, but it’s actually a safety precaution, bless her heart, sometimes while she’s beating me with the spade shovel she takes a wild swing, and on a couple of occasions, it may well have saved me from a nasty scalp wound or even a concussion.
I’ll keep you posted on how things are progressing.

6:16 pm June, 20 Hermit said...

@ Rev, you’re absolutely right. The Canadian Armed forces were instrumental in protecting Toronto and Edmonton from enemy casualties for the duration.
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God Save the Queen.
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Eh

6:53 pm June, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit 6:10p yes, please keep me in the loop. I’m not sure if Serbs like American blue jeans as much as the Russians do though. So my original advice about buying her a pair might not help you. What I’m saying is, you might have to find another ticket to BJ City. And most likely she’s the most dangerous member of her family so just lock up the shovel and hide the matches if she ever gets pissed at you.

7:26 pm June, 20 creature said...

hermit…better than the, “elephant man! elephant man!” squawks I generally get

9:12 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

I actually served my family Porch Beef tonight. They liked it. Seriously.
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Apple Jacks.

11:04 pm June, 20 Sir David Douchenborough said...

I have seen that thing on the right before. It was the German designed toilet brush I used removed the scarf that my niece placed in the toilet. Kids are so adorable.
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Doucheland Uber Alles

11:13 pm June, 20 Sir David Douchenborough said...

*I used to remove the scarf
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By the ghost of Beate Uhse-Rotermund, I can’t write tonight.

6:57 am June, 21 Mr. White said...

If Anya’s nose is big, I must look like I have a B-52 flying out of my face.
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That said, I’d poke Anya’s Brandenburg Gate with my face plane.
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Luftwaffe

7:55 am June, 21 jonezy said...

I wonder if she’s missing a toe?
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dude.
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They do look like nihilists though.

5:05 pm June, 21 doucheblaster said...

one trait worse than any other in the history of douche mediocrity is the kefeyiah. Rocking a symbol of terrorism like its cool is beyond douchebaggery. Its just plain stupid and warrants a good ole middle eastern stoning.

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