Friday, June 10, 2011
Mr. Hawk Does Not Deserve This
In some weird alternate universe of inverted quark spin, a place where Tom Wolfe inspired Masters of the Universe asswipes dominate the financial industries while sporting giant greasy mohawks, Mr. Hawk scores Hottie Heather.
And the space/time continuum collapses into a singularity of suck.
first. son.
We’ve seen this delicious morsel before…… or maybe I’ve seen her before….. I watch too much internet porn….. at least it’s free
as Col. Kurtz would say…
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“the Horror!”
Electric Kool Aid Spastic Test
This chick has one of those perma-glaze smiles, so no matter what creeps up next to her and spits in her face, she will have that same expression. Cuz ya gots to look hot for the interwebz….
The Pump Ass Gang
Mr Hawk deserves to be drug by that tie through about 10 yards of broken glass and dropped in a pool of rubbing alcohol.
Her mamms beckon me, her choice of suitor sickens me.
Is he cracking a fat? I mean, baring up? You know, getting a woody?
Douche needs to loosen up the tie. Its about to chock his collar into a full on popped position. She’d be a great at kissing booth. I would pay her minimum wage but she wouldn’t have to split the tips. Becaused that would be painful for the customers.
Radical Shit – T. Wolfe
I can read her mind…”…no way his penis ever enters my vag” …trust me I’ve picked up this vibe before
Mau-Mauing the Yak Catchers – T. Wolfe
The Kandy-Colored Tangerine Flake Streamline Douchebag – T. Wolfe
The Wrong Stuff – T. Wolfe
@Douchble Helix, Teen Wolfe?
I don’t think the Wall Street thieves put with that kind of shit. Image is everything, ya know?
Yes, Jason Bateman, one. Of course.
Wolfe’s much anticipated new novel “Back to Blood” due out in early 2012 earned him a $7 million advance.
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Time to get to work on a sequel, Db1
The Pumpy House Gang – T. Wolfe
I’m pretty sure this pic was taken right before these two did it. Damn that stings.
Just plain not fair.
From Bauhaus to Frat House – T. Wolfe
Mauve Complexion and Madmen, Clutter and Vine
Mauve Complexion and Madmen, Clutter and Vine – T. Wolfe
2011- 2010: The “Me” Decade Part Deux – T. Wolfe
Masters of the Universe? Like He-Man? Um DB1, I’m pretty sure He-Man lived in prehisterical times with the dinosaurs and had nothing to do with Wall Street. Take a history lesson before you start spewing off nonsense. Sheesh.
The Purple Douchebags-A Reader – T. Wolfe
Don’t you remember He Man warning the British that they weren’t gonna take our bells, you betcha, …
@D. Helix, That was He-Man too? Damn. The power of Greyskull is stong with that dude.
Oh, wait. Maybe that was Conan?
The only way Tommy here is on wall street is if she is a shoeshine boy for one of the big brokerages who buy and sell people like him and turn them into organ donors.
he, not she. Or whatever it is.
M Candidate, he hands out hand towels & sells shitty aftershave from a stool
he’s hoping to move up to elevator operator…access to better tips to sell Gordon Gecko
@Claude, no it isn’t fair. Life isn’t fair. But hey, at least you can get alcohol to love you. So, you’ve got that going for you. Sweet sweet alcohol.
Creature- he is the towell…
Battleship Douche.
The Spurt Locker.
A Beautiful Hind.
Zaphod’s Beeble Box.
Fauxhawk Down
A Hawkhiker’s Guide To The Ex-Lax.
Electric Koolaid Morning After Test
Taintanic
Bonfire of the Fannies
Good Morning Vietnam- oops
Wall Street: Guid Never Sleeps
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I like that one. Son.
A midsummer nights assraping
The Empire State Building Strikes Back
Nice! Guid Never Sleeps FTW Rev
Star Wars: Episodes 6. Return of the Boodi.
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Michael Milken and the Super Groovy Junkbonds Summer
Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s?
Reverend Chad’s New Mortgage Fund Backed by Christian Investors- No SSN Required
I better get back to work. That was fun.
She was choice beef before that infection popped up. Son.
She was Kobe before the spread of the crotch cholera.
@The Rev…how could you miss: A Douche In Full?
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.Work’s a bitch ain’t it?
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.Or should that’ve been “taint it?”
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As in Heather’s taint….and don’t tell the ole Choad you wouldn’t look if you had the chance?
I gotta stop working on Friday’s…I miss too much. I hate being the 61st comment…What could I possibly add???
Todd would eventually spend $240 that night doing Goiter Shots off of Tammy’s swollen neck pustule.
After 20 minutes of determined nipping, Todd finally clicked his teeth onto Tammi’s wolf worm neck infection and pulled the little writhing beast out with a *pop*.
See, DouchyWallnuts? It’s easy!
You are a madman DarkSock; bringing the good shit at #62, an inspiration to all of us who have jobs that sometimes interfere with our HCWDB’ing.
Db1 is going to link to that pic for today’s Ass Pear to spite you DSock.
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It does not appear that you’ve peed in that though…
@DarkSock 11:55a, you can’t post Wookie vag pics. You’re gonna get in trouble.
Dark Sock you are a sick fuc…I don’t want to see Brittany Spears privates…
“Deserve’s got nothin to do with it.”