Monday, June 13, 2011

Mr. Lickeywipe Approves

Mr. Lickeywipe approves of his fellow formally named Mr. Hawk winning the HCwDB of the Week.

Party Girl Hannah, she of the swollen, almost alien, mamms, once made out with Heather in a bathroom at Katsuya. So she approves as well.

This pic is just making me feel dirty. Lets move on.

# posted by douchebag1
9:34 am June, 13 Anonymous said...

Good thing she has those massive cans. Otherwise, someone might actually take a look at that face and run screaming, naked, into the night.

9:36 am June, 13 Anonymous said...

Seriously, it looks like she raided a Toys for Tots Christmas box and took out all of the Colorforms toys, and stiched a face together using a bunch of vinyl Gumbys and Pokeys.

9:44 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Chicks that might look sultry with their original hair color usually look like transvestites with fried, stringy, peroxided hair. Medical fact.

10:10 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Can someone tell me if this chick has an eyebrow above her eyebrow? I feel like I’m still crunk from last night’s Pajama Jammy Jam and I don’t know down from up or a regular eyebrow from a double eyebrow.

10:25 am June, 13 schlicht bindenburger said...

i bet her morning breath could cut quarter inch steel plate with ease!

10:29 am June, 13 army (ret) douche said...

Plastic surgeons world wide applaud at another set of magnificent bolt ons. Not surprisingly her checking account was draind and as such was unable to overhaul that face. Seems she tried to renovate herself and as ND pointed out ended up with an eyebrow brow. Somethings should be left to the professionals…

10:43 am June, 13 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I think that is Mrs. Scrotatoe Head; with Kung Fu Cans. Notice her rear tilted stance; probably for equilibrium.

So I guess we are actually supposed to be mocking the douche, but other than a hand gesture, licky face, and having some minority traits, I got nothin… He’s probably a eurobag.

10:45 am June, 13 ms. n. thrope said...

I’d nail that cougar pelt to my mantle, & by mantle I mean…

10:48 am June, 13 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I just put 2&2 together and realised that t shirt is Dolce and Gabbanna and probably cost $200.00. Or he stole that shirt from another broheim, in which case it only cost him a mouthful of jizz and about 3 minutes pride, but whatever it takes to achieve “the look,” of douchitude.

10:54 am June, 13 jonezy said...

surely that’s Johan Largemanez’s shoulder on the right side of the pic
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Her face reminds me of that comic book character “V for Vestite”

10:57 am June, 13 ms. n. thrope said...

those cans, when swung properly, can raze buildings

10:58 am June, 13 creature said...

that’s better

11:04 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I just zoomed in to answer Nancy’s question, and frankly I’m a little bit scared now. It looks like a botched eyelid transplant.

11:07 am June, 13 Southern Scrotic said...

That’s some very bad lighting.

11:25 am June, 13 Douchie Arnaz said...

How much for the tranny? Do I get a trade-in?

11:25 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^ Right. She is prohibited by the Geneva Convention from being photographed in full daylight.

11:31 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

That’s no cougar Creature, she’s probably in her late 20’s. Hard livin’ sure does add the years to one’s visage. As far as I concerned Lickywipe here can save the mother lovin’ shit outta this chick and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow, let alone a double eyebrow.

12:24 pm June, 13 tall guy said...

Coupla dudes! If dude on right cuts off that nose to spite its face it’d be a triumph of plastic surgery.

1:13 pm June, 13 Douche Springsteen said...

That chick’s Adam’s apple is pretty sexy.

1:37 pm June, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I didn’t realize Walmart was now doing plastic surgery.

4:39 pm June, 13 Geoffrey said...

i’d hit it. has that pornostar look all over it.

7:21 pm June, 14 Stephanie said...

See,never take photos from below people,everyone looks ugly,larger than they really are,and like the wicked witch of the west.

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