Monday, June 6, 2011

Party Guy Juan

Party Guy Juan approves of the HCwDB of the Week winning choice so much, he’s giving us the double point.

I see you, and I see your shy pearly lickable hott smile, Brunette Lauren on the left.

Your coy giggles and embarrassment from burping loudly after I take you to In-n-Out Burger on our third date are adorable, and make me awkwardly stare at your exposed knee from under your skirt, where a dollop of ketchup from a rogue fry has landed softly. I want to lick it. And so I do. And so you call a cab. And our night on Sunset ends with me walking over to drink a few Blue Moons at the Happy Ending Bar and bitching about life to a bored bartender hottie named Mona.

# posted by douchebag1
11:21 am June, 6 creature said...

the double finger point indicates that Party Guy Juan is saying, “you to can penetrate my brown log birth canal…yes you can!”

11:22 am June, 6 creature said...

btw, boss, Lauren is a bit more of a ginger

11:26 am June, 6 tall guy said...

Party Guy Juan’s pointing fingers precede his question: “Hey, has anyone seen my neck?”

11:41 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

Party Guy Juan is showing us with his fingertips his maximum fellatio limit.

11:47 am June, 6 creature said...

^ hence the smug smirk

11:51 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His girlfriend in “She’s Out Of Your League was hotter.

11:51 am June, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s the Duckster. Please kill me. No, Seriously.

11:52 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think I have seen Lauren before in a movie?…….Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

11:52 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Beautiful Hind.

11:52 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Gapes of Ass.

11:53 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Journey To The Center Of the Ovaries.

11:54 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

XXX-Men

11:54 am June, 6 Mandouchian Candidate said...

That is way too nice of a suitcoat to be wearing over nursing home scrubs.
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And WTF is that under his left arm? Are they remaking the Dark Crystal?

11:55 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bedknobs and Bull Dicks.

11:55 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mary Poopins.

11:56 am June, 6 Mandouchian Candidate said...

http://www.winnipegfilmgroup.com/images/uploads/dark-crystal-1.jpg

11:57 am June, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

The only two points I wanna see are from the one on the left, and I don’t mean with her fingers.

11:59 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bridge Over The Riverguy.

12:00 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Chest?

12:00 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Soylent Peen?

12:04 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tyler Perry’s House of Poon

12:04 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Longest Dick?

12:08 pm June, 6 tall guy said...

That jacket looks like something a cinema usher would wear back in the day. “Hey, numbskull! Get your freaking torch out of my eyes!”

12:08 pm June, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Boss sorry to hear about you & Brunette Lauren. If an exposed knee lick is a deal breaker I shudder to think what she might of done had that ketchup landed on the arch of her foot. I wear hear more about Mona

12:15 pm June, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ I wanna hear, nor wear hear

12:19 pm June, 6 tall guy said...

Brunette Lauren dreamboat does look familiar. And despite being entirely forgettable pixilated pixie in stripes is like some recurring nightmare.

12:32 pm June, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Questions; Does wearing a women’s blouse make him a greater or lesser douche? Does the wearing the blouse take him out of the realm of douche and into another, far more disturbing category of choadness? Doesn’t the bleeth on the left look like Valerie Bertinelli of about 100-pounds ago?

12:33 pm June, 6 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Striped shirt probably holds Lauren’s hair back while she fellates Juan. Than, just for the experience, allows Lauren to snowball her.

12:39 pm June, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The familiar face isn’t Tiffany Thiessen by any chance? Star of Shaved by the Bellhop, and Beaverly Hells 90210.
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http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/entertainment/Tiffani-Thiessen.jpg

1:03 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

And in the back, Mark Anthony stares pensively at the door wondering why Steven Tyler had to go to the ladies room with Jennifer….

2:08 pm June, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Yep, that’s Jon Cryer. And he just escaped from some mental place, and put a sports coat on to hide his state issued uni.

2:30 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

To pick back up where RevChad passed out:
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“A Smell of Two Shitties”.

2:31 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

“On Golden Shower”

2:31 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

“Crammer versus Crammer”

2:31 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

“Social NeckSpurts”

2:31 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

“Hairy Bottom and the Dickly Hello’s”

2:32 pm June, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Party Guy Juan hopes to be the next Billy Mays:
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I’ll send you this fine woman for just $19.95 + shipping and handling, but if you order now, I’ll double the offer for just the second shipping and handling!

3:47 pm June, 6 creature said...

“Pirates of the Crabbyheman”

6:12 pm June, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

X-Men First Ass

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