Thursday, June 16, 2011

Reader Mail: Victor the Russianbag

Dotty writes in with the Ruskiebag tag:

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This guy. Victor.

He has this business called the Bruin Party Network, which entails filling a limo with girls on any given day of the week and shipping them off to trashy clubs in Hollywood to get shitty and suck his c@#k.

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t promote his company 24/7.

Or if he didn’t have to wear that sweaty headband over his greasy dark hair. Really? Biggest D-bag ever, Russian style!

Sincererly,
Dotty

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In Soviet Union, douchehair wears you!

Speaking of Bruins, props to my hometown team for taking the Cup. An epic and worthy victory.

# posted by douchebag1
11:53 am June, 16 creature said...

I dunno, that business model just might get an ‘A’ if I was the TA in Econ 101…just sayin’
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Ivan

12:00 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

that dude’s bling is hanging between two massive mantitties. You would think he would engage in some sort of undergarment to tuck those things up a bit. You would think she would have the good sense to go the nearest fire extinguisher and beat the borscht right out of him. Remember ladies- just say Nyet to douchebaggery.



Comrades.

12:01 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Saggy Droopers.

12:02 pm June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The chick- I would love to shoot my missile into her silo.


cumguzzlers

12:09 pm June, 16 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

He has an interesting business model. I wonder if he’s considered selling franchise rights.
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I win for me! FOR ME!

12:13 pm June, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Don’t worry Dotty. His “business” will go broke soon if he doesn’t get any revenue (at least from someone other than himself) for getting his c*#k sucked everyday. Not that it isn’t a helluva idea but you can’t just pay yourself and stay in business. “Victor, here’s that 20 rubles I own you for that hellacious blowjob from that drunken mound of jello.” “Why thank you Victor, it was nice doing business with you!” Besides, in Soviet Russia, cocck sucks you! The draft horse on his left might be the reason for lack of funds.

12:14 pm June, 16 Mr. White said...

When Medusa and I used to have “bruin parties,” it involved several young ladies, a limousine, and a hungry bear we’d been taunting.
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Damn, I miss that lady.
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Der Commissar

12:15 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dotts, you gots to promote your business 24-7 in this economy. Just like this douche gots to get chicks drunk before they go down on him. That headana alone makes him look like a woman whose about to apply an avacado mask with cucumbers for eye covers. Fellas if you need to get chicks drunk or high in order for them to do stuff to you, yo’ game needs work.
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Titty Twisters

12:15 pm June, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If someone threw some glitter at him and jammed some fangs in his face I think he’d look like that gaybag from those Twilight movies. Anyone?
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Since I’ve been remiss: chulos

12:18 pm June, 16 army (ret) douche said...

argh the good Dr. beat me to it… well played

12:23 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

That’s a BINGO Doc B.!

12:34 pm June, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Whereevereth there is a douche with a gay red headband and shaved man-boobs with cash to blow, there beith a limo full of bleeths to suck his c@#k.

Doucheronomy 12:7

12:36 pm June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Detective P.I., you are preachin’ to the choir. Amen and shit, though.
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Minions

12:40 pm June, 16 Wedgie said...

I feel dumber for having looked at his photo. Also, nice grill on the redhead. The last time I saw teeth like that, it was at the finish line of Churchill Downs.

12:41 pm June, 16 creature said...

alchohol as a sexual gateway…heresy!

12:44 pm June, 16 creature said...

Wedgie…it’s all good if her hair is shrouding your lap like a weeeping willow
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pray for surf, bruddah!

12:57 pm June, 16 Douchio Iglesias said...

Almost makes me ashamed of UCLA…

1:04 pm June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Meh. Can’t fault a guy too much for taking advantage of a market opportunity. His douchey-ness lies in his horrible looks and look.
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Blame the chicks that blow him in this case:
1) He’s getting BJ’s
2) It’s fueling his ego further that he’s getting BJ’s
3) Toss out 1) & 2) above if the BJ’s are by his fat Slovakian Bubbie, i.e. GrandMILF
4) Toss out my entire premise . I’m a wee bit delirious today

1:06 pm June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

5) Boobies
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Spanky

1:12 pm June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I likey the redheaded Ukrainian with me pee pee.
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Tolstoy

1:15 pm June, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Dotty is probably omitting some important details of the business… like how endless parties and bj’s generate revenue. Dotty is probably also bitter that when it was her turn to baptize the bishop with her soft palette, she didn’t get what she thought she was going to get out of the deal.
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Sorry Dotty, but you are a class 5 douche bucket.

2:41 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

KISS never should’ve taken their make up off.
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Chum.

7:17 pm June, 16 Stephanie said...

Risky Russky Business.

9:00 pm June, 16 Biff Slankovic said...

Haven’t seen anything so douchey since the icy hot stuntaz.

holy shit for a second there i thought drew barrymore had had a chaz bono style addadictomy.

guydykes

9:11 am June, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

It’s probably Viktor, Kommrade.

9:21 am June, 17 Troy Tempest said...

Виктор говорит: Я просто люблю выпить и бац сук.

9:22 am June, 17 Troy Tempest said...

получить некоторые.

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