Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Reader Mail: Mr. Biggs’s Where’s Waldouche?

HCwDB’s own Mr. Biggs goes to Vegas and comes back with this quality Waldouche tag:

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Somewhere in this lineup of heavily subsidized Memorial Day woo librarian hotties, I’ve hidden a garden variety preening Vegas club douche.

Look closely.

Can you ignore the Pretention for Men hair grease long enough to find him?
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EDIT: Was Mr. Biggs, not Wheezer, who submitted the pic. Stupid Night Train hangover.

# posted by douchebag1
11:41 am June, 8 creature said...

I can only see jugs of pepto bismal

11:42 am June, 8 Wedgie said...

The late Melvil Dewey is spinning in his grave……with a chubby.

11:43 am June, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Slappy removed his novelty glasses in the car, but left the nose on

11:44 am June, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

nothing f’s up a “librarian sluts go to vegas for the weekend” trip like bringing your little brother.

and I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I don’t think the “Q” bling on pink bikini hot is short for “high I.Q.”

11:46 am June, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

maybe “Q” is for Queen of Queef ?

12:03 pm June, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

He must be in fear of something, otherwise, why would he have his rape whistle around his neck?
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I guess since he rode the short bus all through school, his momma taught him not to trust the icky girls. They’d just try and take him away from her.

12:08 pm June, 8 Wedgie said...

Qunt?

12:09 pm June, 8 Anonymous said...

Those glasses may be mirrored, but I know that second from the righ Hott is looking directly at me. With those come hither, bedroom eyes. And I obey, my queen.

12:10 pm June, 8 Anonymous said...

^ Mirrored? Look again, Son. I am love struck.

12:13 pm June, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Wait, what? The Vegas chapter of Mensa hotts met without me again? This is bullshit ladies! Well fine, just because I have perfect vision I guess I deserve to be descriminated against. You will be hearing from Cam, my Jew lawyer. You have been warned.

12:20 pm June, 8 Hermit said...

Meanwhile, Sideshow Bob carefully surveys the ground for garden rakes.

12:28 pm June, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Isn’t that the Quicktime Player logo around her neck? She’s trying to tell us that’s what they call him behind his back. hurr hurr hurr….

12:28 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Being short must suck. I haveonly stood next to 2 women in my entire life that were taller than me. This guido is the runt of an otherwise decent litter. And by decent, I just mean 10 tits, 15 holes and 5 heartbeats.

12:30 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

kudos to hott on right for matching her sunglasses to the jizz rag I will be using later.

12:56 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quantum Physicist?

12:57 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quaker State Lube & Oil?

12:58 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quarter-Horse’s rule?

12:59 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Quantity not Quality?

12:59 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Quit staring at these?

12:59 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quasimodo?

1:01 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quadraphonic Stereo?

1:03 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Quarantine?

1:03 pm June, 8 Banana Hammock said...

pink-ini’s energetic frolicking gains my focus on her small yet supple mammy bags, though there is only one BIG BOOB to be seen here!

1:07 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Maybe she’s a fan of music composer Quincy Jones who goes by “Q”

1:07 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quench my thirst?

1:09 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Qualludes wanted, and get this fucking pygmy guido away from me.

1:11 pm June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quaalude??, do they still even make those/.

1:33 pm June, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I am only 38; I have only heard of Quaaludes…

1:44 pm June, 8 DarkSock said...

Quim.

1:54 pm June, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Quaint (look up the old English version of it)

2:02 pm June, 8 Wheezer said...

I must admit that my memory for remembering previous appearances of douchebags/hotts/bleeths has slipped, but I’m pretty sure I’d remember offering a writeup on this.
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Methinks someone else may have sent it in under my name, or the Boss’ PBR was laced with something that…..well, may have him feeling OK. Or not.
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Anyway, to distract from any confusion (and because it wouldn’t be right for me to accept accolades for someone else’s fine penmanship), it behooves me to supply some pear in my name…..some lovely (yet NSFW) redhead pear.
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It’s just the kind of guy I am, after all, a good broheim to my fellow hunters and huntresses. Her name is Emily Virginia, and Virginia is for lovers.

2:56 pm June, 8 creature said...

thanks wheez….love me a pale & freckly fire crotch ginger!

3:02 pm June, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Anybody got a 2×4 I can borrow for blond pink bikini?

3:42 pm June, 8 schlicht bindenburger said...

pout stern librarian on the far left can give me an TSA patdown with special attention for the right honourable pillsac!

4:22 pm June, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Far easier to be taken with the colorful boobies than the colorless Waldouche….that’s just the way it is.

6:26 pm June, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

Yo boss, that was me not Wheezer. You’re welcome.

7:05 pm June, 8 Guid is Good said...

Umm…. I don’t think they can all be librarians. Thanks to Miss Lime Green for the raised arm shot to perk up the foreground a little bit. Come and see me after class.

9:04 pm June, 8 douchebag1 said...

Well damn boyos, put your screen name in the email.
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– management.

1:17 am June, 9 Arctic Goblin Douche said...

Party Rock duo LMFAO’s ‘Redfoo’ clearly visible in the background. I have finished the rat poison I found in my grandmothers pantry, and am going to the store for more. If I don’t make it back, it will make for an interesting episode of CSI.

1:33 am June, 9 Blackhawks Jerseys said...

Nice post,Thank u for sharing! Thanks for a great post and interesting comments

2:59 am June, 9 Collaz B.P. said...

This guy is trying out for the US Synchronized Head Tilt squad.

10:41 am June, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

Sorry boss, just figured that after the 100th email you’d recognize me. 😛

2:57 pm June, 9 The Dude said...

I love boobies so much, I even love these boobies. Especially since they form a curtain of distraction over the Waldouche. Where IS that pudstick anyway?

Wheez — how is it possible that such a lovely image could be NSFW??

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