Thursday, June 9, 2011

Scooter Helps Roxie Find Her Pole

When the strip clubs are closed, and it’s 11am on a Tuesday, Scooter and Roxie are masters at the art of improvisation.

Meanwhile, in the background, Ted discovers he has an itch.

Last Night at the “Wing Ding Shack” was epic, yo.

Scooter’s gonna write about it in his diary.

If Scooter had a diary.

And if Scooter could write.

# posted by douchebag1
11:56 am June, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Low rent hotel, low rent douches and bleeths. It’s axiomatic.

12:04 pm June, 9 Anonymous said...

Like Scooter always says, Roxie is one of those entrapennerers. She’s always got a good idea on how to make a buck. Like that time she had Scooter help her carry those little balloons filled with stuff over the border from their trip to Tijiuana. Except that sort of hurt his butt.

12:09 pm June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The quality of hotts today has been sketchy at best. This one is a new low, at least for today. If you zoom in on the photo, you can really get a topographical above her bikini that really gives great details of the high ground that you need to retreat to in the event of a flood. Awfully gross, even for this douche, who I hope is not going to get his douchy face too much closer to what must look like a beat up roast beef sandwhich that she is “hiding” behind that ‘kini bottom. Ted, with just an itch, gets off light, Remember Scooter, herpes is forever.

12:10 pm June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

“Topographical detail” < FAIL!

12:17 pm June, 9 Anonymous said...

I suspect Ted is suffering from more than one itch. After scratching in relief of testicular adhesion, or gum on the leg, Ted will have to circle to the back door to scratch the other itch borne of poor wiping habits.

12:17 pm June, 9 Hermit said...

In Vegas the stripper poles sprout organically from gutter dirt and flower pots, like weeds in your mom’s geranium garden or the black mold on a tub of expired margarine.
Degenerates like Scooter are spawned through spontaneous generation from beneath foul-smelling piles of dirty laundry and hypodermic needles left on the floors of whorehouses and homeless shelters.
Filthy street urchins beg cigarette butts and hard salami from passersby on the street who dare not look into the eyes of the unfortunate waifs, lest they themselves become afflicted with abject poverty.
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Roxie has patriotic boobs and pert buttocks.

12:19 pm June, 9 jonezy said...

^I believe DoucheyWallnuts meant “Roxiomatic”^

12:20 pm June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Roxie has a severe case of hip dysplasia and spurburn.

12:25 pm June, 9 creature said...

baby got back! nuthin wrong with Roxie that a weed wacker, some grit-be-gone, spackle & a sturdy wooden spoon wouldn’t cure….well maybe some pennecillan too

12:26 pm June, 9 creature said...

penicillin….doh!

12:43 pm June, 9 Wedgie said...

Nice reenactment of Picasso’s famous “Fat Girl With Loser and Pole”.

12:52 pm June, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^jonezy, to quote Scooby-Do, “Ruh-Roh!”
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http://www.balloonmaniacs.com/images/scoobydooheadsruhrohballoon.gif

12:55 pm June, 9 Hermit said...

Get your licks in now, while you still can Sons. The Machine has a real problem with the free expression of ideas, and will implement an Internet shut-down if things don’t go the way it wants. (All for our own good, of course.)
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.The Machine always gets what it wants.
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(I neither condemn nor condone the accompanying video, as I was too lazy to watch it.)

12:57 pm June, 9 Hermit said...

woops.

1:26 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nothing clean in that picture and Hermit don’t freak me out with the BB’s and Alex Jones. I got enough on my plate trying to intercede with the neurological war wreaking havoc with my toes. And margarine don’t spoil Son.

1:32 pm June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Roxie is throwing up the Peace sign but as for as she knows it’s spelled Piece as in no so hot piece of ass.

1:33 pm June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Roxie is throwing up the Peace sign but as for as she knows it’s spelled Piece as in not so hot piece of ass.

1:33 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The last Bilderberg meeting was here hosted by a Mr. Darco Sockitino and his amazing use of changing time signatures. Son. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjglB04TOno

1:41 pm June, 9 Hermit said...

Never was fond of Rush, but now that I know they employ front load dryers on stage, I’m warming up………………………………………………… a little.

1:44 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Roxy is throwing up the Peace sign but as far as she knows she’s meeting Pierce Morgan.

1:46 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Duplicate comment detected. It looks like you already said that.

1:51 pm June, 9 Hermit said...

Roxie is throwing up the peace sign, but as far as she knows she’s having Peas and mashed potatoes.

1:52 pm June, 9 Hermit said...

Duplicate comment detected. It looks like you already said that.

2:17 pm June, 9 Hong Kong Douchey said...

Scooter has a diary alright. It’s the back of the Denny’s kids’ menu. He pens his entries with a broken off half of a Silver crayon that is missing its paper wrapper. Roxie is one of those chicks that you automatically have to subtract 15 from your guess of her age. Hard livin’ adds up, Son.

3:13 pm June, 9 DarkSock said...

Scooter gave Roxie a boost up so she could begin her attempt on fellating the world’s largest mailbox.

5:53 pm June, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I don’t know why Scooter’s unmatched plaid seams on his shorts bother me, because Roxie’s wildly rearranged American flag on her bikini pleases mine eyes.
And I’m a soul who likes things to be in order.

8:58 pm June, 9 DarkSock said...

Hermit:
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Actually the last time I saw RUSH 2 years ago Geddy replaced the front loader dryers with 2 banks of (real) chicken rotisseries. We were in the front rows and I could smell the fuccen chicken!
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I shall report upon what I see tomorrow evening.

8:59 pm June, 9 DarkSock said...

Based upon past experience I expect it to be gawd-like.
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Son.

9:20 pm June, 9 Stephanie said...

Roxie’s drumming up early business,no one pays any attention,and would rather play cards. Roxie,time for another job under misc.employment.

3:11 am June, 10 Kamagra said...

It’s the back of the Dennyas kids menu. They pens his entries with a broken off half of a Silver crayon that is missing its paper wrapper.

3:35 am June, 10 Collaz B.P. said...

Id fwap all over Roxie.

….Dark Sock please give us all the details of the Moving Pictures performance in your inimitable prose and style.

4:55 am June, 10 Hermit said...

@ DarkSock,
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If RUSH is roasting virgins, slathered with this,
on a spit, over hot coals of seasoned hickory, I’m there.
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Have fun, and try not to unduly corrupt the young lad.

7:07 am June, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Pumpin’head and Mary Mammaggedon wannabees.

9:11 pm June, 10 Guid is Good said...

My congratulations to Roxie’s career guidance counsellor. Nailed it !

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