Thursday, June 9, 2011

Slumdog Hundredaire

Workin’ the night shift at Arby’s pays MAD cash, yo!!

I haven’t been this disturbed since 1970s Tom Baker Doctor Who played with alien blob penis.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am June, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

I can’t wait to see the song and dance number break out. Bollydouche!!!

7:17 am June, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Poor Tom Baker…

7:22 am June, 9 Wedgie said...

You have vastly overestimated his net worth.

7:34 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Next!

7:59 am June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice lip gloss A-Hole!!!, and I see you faux redhead and I have to ask why the kissy lips?

8:11 am June, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

This idiot doesn’t even know how to do a proper shocker. Go back to Baggin’ 101 youngin’. You are failing at the only thing you have a chance at being good at.

8:11 am June, 9 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Are random assaults no longer common practice in Orange county?

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Because this tool looks ripe for a set of knuckles to the chin.

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(See what I did there? “Orange County”, ’cause you know, he’s the color of hungover taco stool. I’m so punny!)

8:16 am June, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

And why you gotta hate on Arby’s DB1. This douche clearly does not have the multi-tasking capabilities to work there.

8:31 am June, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Famed composer Gustav Mahler once said, “A symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. While a douchebag is like a horrendous bowel movement; it cannot be embraced and must be flushed immediately and all memory of it erased.” Slumdog must be flushed immediately…

8:32 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Multitasking capabilities to work at an Arby’s are a must! If I order a $9.00 combo meal, it had better be right. And by right, I mean not smell of bronzer, asshole bleach, or whatever these girls let him do with those chewed up fingers.

8:42 am June, 9 creature said...

“yo, Costa Mesa is my turf for peddlin’ booty…what I discount in price I make up in volume at the day worker camps, yo…those lil’ fuckers are quick!”

8:50 am June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice homage to Les Paul today on Google

9:02 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Next.

9:03 am June, 9 Douchble Helix said...

The Unabomber’s douchebag child?
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http://evilmonito.com/2009/06/10/unabomber-fights-public-auction/

9:06 am June, 9 Colossus of Choads said...

Tough Tony Danza?

9:32 am June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I ate my mother’s quiche last night and awoke with terrible smells oozing from my pores. Intestines wrenching from an egg overdose and then a big runny shit that was that color. Son.
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Boston in 6. Vancouver is as overrated as Cam Neely’s rectal polyp.

10:22 am June, 9 Anonymous said...

I saw something very similar this morning, and it left nasty, dense brown crayon marks in my toilet bowl after I flushed. This turd is worthy of consideration for the closet of poo.

10:51 am June, 9 creature said...

related to Hermit?

11:47 am June, 9 schlicht bindenburger said...

i think this dewd got wasted after this pic by wasted i mean offed! .http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e42_1307623359

12:29 pm June, 9 creature said...

^wow

6:03 pm June, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bitch stole his look from Gwyneth Paltrow in “Emma.”

9:26 pm June, 9 Stephanie said...

Hoodie with a string,time to choke.

3:31 am June, 10 Collaz B.P. said...

Never liked Dr. Who,,,,now I know why.

This guy is all kinds of douche.

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