Monday, June 27, 2011

Sons and Daughters of the Devolution: Children of the Porsche

See the Children of the Porsche.

See them romanticize.

See them spread their vile seed across this foul landscape.

Be warned, fellow travelers. Stock up on water, HoHos, cheap alcohol and pellet guns. For the Devolution is coming. And there is no hope.

# posted by douchebag1
11:25 am June, 27 baffomet said...

There’s two small children hiding in her shirt!

11:29 am June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m all for Devolution if it comes with big tits!

11:31 am June, 27 jonezy said...

I’m not sure that car has the appropriate suspension needed to holster her cannons.

11:34 am June, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Nice culottes, Baby Huey.

11:38 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Mommy!

11:39 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

2 Questions:.

.How old is she? and,
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.How did her cans get so huge?

11:46 am June, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

Can we Joey Porsche Jr. a vasectomy so we don’t see Ms. Bolt-Ons pushing a Jesus-bling wearing A/X onesie clad baby in a fake Louis Vuitton stroller on this site in another year?

11:47 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

That fat Adam Sandler sure can muscle in on a dude’s chick

11:48 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

I’ve heard of mothers handing down their garments to their daughters, but their saline bags?
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I would like to go ahead and nominate Tool McSpoilt as Most-Trashcan-To-The-Head-Worthy for 2011, 2012 and 2015.
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While these kids should be flogged with their dead pets, the parents should be stapled to driftwood and towed out to sharky waters with bleeding cod stuffed into their orifices.
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What a spectacle.
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Pompous Fucktits.

11:50 am June, 27 Hermit said...

Best pic in a long time. The Machine’s fingerprints are all over this one.
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The picket fence, Chubby, insecure Douchebag’s tough-guy face and hat tilt, Daddy’s Porsche, the fluttering caution tape in the background warning of impending seal-coat and certain doom, and the salient exclamation point in the form of huge, artificial extravagantuan milk jugs.

11:51 am June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Dumbass hitman went to the wrong house. 1753 Wadsworth. 1753. Who confuses a “1” with a “3”? Seriously, I am not paying for that!

11:53 am June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Best part about this: its HER car. Which did she get first? The tits? The car? Or the crabs?

11:53 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Guidance Counselor: “Mmmm, yes…Cindy, your aptitude tests indicate that you should pursue a career in Cinematography at the RedTube Institute, followed by a brief pole-dancing career, then semi-retirement via spotty child support checks from 5 baby-daddies. Umm, you’ll need to start spelling your name with an “i” at the end…
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And you, Todd? Porsche/pine tree traffic fatality.
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NEXT!!!”

11:53 am June, 27 Hermit said...

The car costs more than the next-door-neighbor’s house will bring in the upcoming foreclosure auction.

11:55 am June, 27 Steve L. said...

@ Douche Springsteen 11:46 AM,
i also think we must nuke all Louis Vuitton strollers (fake and real) from orbit, if they exist.

11:56 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

Something tells me for her Sweet 16 she got anal.
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What?

11:56 am June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

He only loves her for her brittle off-white extensions.

11:56 am June, 27 Steve L. said...

with youngsters like this New Jersey will lose its New in a few years.

11:57 am June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@DarkSock^

Ahahahahahahaha! Fucker.

11:57 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Pic 3= Chazz Bono’s threesome post-coitus photos…
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Barf

12:00 pm June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When she approached daddy about getting her tits, done, he was emphatic.

“NO! Absolutely not! Why would you want C-cups? Why would I pay for that? Why would I want my daughter, my own flesh and blood, strutting around with those things on her chest? Nothing smaller than a DDD or I’m not paying! And that’s final.

Plus, I get to squeeze them whenever I want and make loud AAOOOOOGGAAA! sounds when I do. Now run along and get ready for daddy’s nightly visit like a good girl.”

12:01 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

You know the Fat Kid ran home huffing her perfume off of his forearm like it was fine Colombian, then jizzed in his pants so much they broke when he tried to take them off.
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Seriously, I’d like to whack that silly ass hat off his head with an adze.
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I guess that makes me a hatter.
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Psephologists.

12:01 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

He only loves her for her underboob grime.

12:04 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

He only loves her for her split ends.
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She only loves him for his chin-strap, which could only be more hard-core if it were two 5″ long single side-burn whiskers tied into a square knot at his chin.

12:08 pm June, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Police tape in 3rd pic, as the International Douche Organization investigates crimes against humanity.
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Sara will plead out to a lesser charge, violating the laws of physics.

12:09 pm June, 27 army (ret) douche said...

is this a pic from mary mamageddon’s childhood?

12:10 pm June, 27 jonezy said...

let’s all give a big thumbs up to our legal system today for convicting noted Douchebag Rod Blagojevich on numerous accounts of Extortion and wire fraud.
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Sometimes it feels good when a huge steaming pile of douche (and douche hair) get their penance.

12:14 pm June, 27 Anonymous said...

Is that Morganna’s daughter?

Ugly Titties.

12:15 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Cindi was able to hide the pregnancy by forcing the fetus into her rib cage.

12:15 pm June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

They met when he was the carney that works the timer at the outdoor trampoline place.
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HIs embezzlement scheme was launched when those zeplyns hip-mo-tized him in a way cousin Julie never could, even when she swallowed . First a twenty skimmed, then forgetting to log in trampolines 5/6 …..
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Soon, he could afford the downpayment on the 1981 Carrera with the salvage title and the bloodstains still soaked into the passenger seat. Bent frame and all, it was the sweet ride he needed to score a chance with what to him was “those sweet melons bigger’n you could slurp all night, even if’n you chewed Red Man all day to work up a thirst…”
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Fat boy works at the retread tire store and gives him 22% off left tires once a month ….
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She’s tweaking his nipple in pic 2 , which is the furthest he’s gotten with her since she tells him she’s staying celibate until she gets married but she turns tricks after stripping two towns over to pay for mom’s iron lung and Marlboros…
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That’s the way I see it, anyway, Booger eatin’ morons

12:20 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

Go Local Sports Team?

12:30 pm June, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

Yeah. I got nothing.

12:40 pm June, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Porsche announced its latest model vehicle comes with airbags attached to a living female accessory.

12:42 pm June, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hermit @ 11:50 am FTW!!!!!

12:42 pm June, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yes, yes. That’s the word “Ass” I see on that bass-ackwards cap of his.

12:44 pm June, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He’s thick-headed, she’s thick-boobied, and their buddy is just plain thick.
And I’m thick and thired of these douche-squats.

12:46 pm June, 27 Phil said...

it’s not police tape… it’s biohazard tape, and they’re quarantined for a new highly contagious disease where tits grow humongously and ability to use common sense drops to 0.

12:48 pm June, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yellow tape in background means
a) it’s a crime scene
b) party streamers
c) urine test
d) tapeworm’s a’loose

12:49 pm June, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’ve been invited to go boating with DarkSock, I think I’ll ask her if she would like to go cause I got a feeling I’m gonna need some type of flotation device with DarkSock at the helm.

12:51 pm June, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Pic 2 for greatest crisis of modernity. Machine, indeed, Hermit. Jiffy-pop head Wigger, cantaloupe implants on teenage girls and the savage effects of BGH in the milk and meat on developing young bodies. A thousand monkeys swinging a thousand sledgehammers for a thousand years could not adequately express my rage.

12:52 pm June, 27 Wedgie said...

Meanwhile, their “House For Sale” sign in the background says “Short Sale Special”. At least we know what they spent those house payments they weren’t making on. Live the American Dream.
Nicaragua is looking better and better.

1:10 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They are scaring my hangover. Barf. And by they I mean her milkbags o’plenty.
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Titfuckers

1:19 pm June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Holy Funbags Batman! Those are big… Kinda sad in the idea that they come attached to a Jersey Fucktard with the IQ of a head of lettuce. I wonder if she got daddy issues implanted at the same time.

This dude is lucky that any girl would get within about 10 feet of him. 20 feet if his buddy is with him. He strikes me as the type who has a bright future laying concrete.

1:26 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Thanks, Medusas; my new stage name is JiffyPop HeadWigger.
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Her boobs are so big she has cupped shaped indentions in her back from sympathetic meat pullage

1:26 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big the nipples are actually a cluster of C-cup tits in a polar array

1:27 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have their own ribs

1:32 pm June, 27 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

MULTIPLE CHOICE

Her father is:

A. Appalled

B. Aroused

C. Gone since he deserted the family at her birth

Her mother is:

A. Jealous

B. Looking for her missing Jellin’ inserts

C. Devastated

1:33 pm June, 27 jonezy said...

her boobs are so big that on a cold day you could crucify a messiah on her nipples

1:38 pm June, 27 Douchble Helix said...

The bottom line is: That ‘bag ends up broke.
Guess where the $ went?

1:47 pm June, 27 Anonymous said...

This one brought baleen back for a checkup and now my toilet has the vintage aroma of a state park bathroom in August.

1:48 pm June, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

Dammmit. It never fails. I get the Fiero painted and somebody goes and steals it. Jokes on them though: I still owe on it and the banks been callin’.

1:50 pm June, 27 Anonymous said...

This one brought baleen back for a look and not soon after my terlit has the aroma of a Texas state park bathroom in August

1:53 pm June, 27 Troy Tempest said...

Each of her boobs is bigger than her head. That’s really disconcerting. I was wondering if my astigmatism was getting worse. Is this guy douche? Total. This guy is such a tool, his very existence is an insult to spanners and screwdrivers everywhere. But this is one of those cases where the Hott is the bigger bag, and she is twice the bigger bag than he is because just one of those flesh coated bladders filled with silicone is a bigger bag than he is, and she has two of ’em.

This chick makes Yasmine Bleeth look like Mary Poppins.

1:54 pm June, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

her boobies are so big they are righting the direction north traveling in!

1:54 pm June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her boobs are so big Michael Bay is scouting them for his next movie.

1:56 pm June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her boobs are so big you could tit-fuck her with that car.

1:57 pm June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her boobs are so big you’d need ladder to fuck her in the ass

1:58 pm June, 27 UFO Destroyers said...

I was really hoping that pic #2 & 3 would be of her giving him a chest tube incision with her Hello Kitty key ring and leaving him in the front yard after a quick kick to the groin to inhibit his reproductive abilities for six to 10 years.
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Why do I even pay my taxes if these fukknuts are still allowed to roam the streets?

2:02 pm June, 27 baleen said...

Just checked in to say hello and now my terlit smells of a state park bathroom in August.

2:05 pm June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her boobs are so big little children are frightened by the site of them, young men are pulled like helpless, lifeless asteroids into their gravitational field — only to face certain death and destruction — and anyone with a brain weeps silently for her soul.

2:11 pm June, 27 tall guy said...

What’s that on dude’s left wrist? Is that, like, a twenty-pound watch or something?

Schmendrks!

2:20 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big they have their own dentists.
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It was funny when Reverend Chad said it a few days ago…I don’t get it.

2:20 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her boobs are so big she uses welder’s masks for pasties.

2:22 pm June, 27 ehcuodouche said...

It’s pictures like this that make me want to cry, but not out of frustration that this guy might be humping a stripper with a couple of HH’s instead of butt frolicing with his fellow guidos in the garage below his parents’ flat. Instead I’m deeply saddened by the look of desperation in the poor girl’s eyes. She’s clearly homeless with twin boys, and to mask the shame of her economic condition and to warm them from the cold streets, she keeps them in her bra during naptime. Guido doesn’t earn much, but he’s apprenticing as a plumber and his rich computer programmer friend takes them out in his Porche occasionally and she doesn’t care about his creepy hugs and if he brushes against one of the boys’ butts “accidentally” it’s really not like he’s fondling her, right? Besides, he pays for her tickets back home to Hoboken and she always asks for the manual pat down because if the boys stay very, very still they only have to buy one ticket.

2:25 pm June, 27 YA said...

I think we’ve found a bride for the next Doug Hutchison.

3:14 pm June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Threesome. EVER! Pic #3 has rendered every video camera in their tri-state area inoperable. The owners of youporn. redtube, porntube, redporn, pornporn, etc are all threatening to close up shop if they release a video. Any video that doesn’t have them fully clothed. The mind shudders at what monstrosities have been avoided.

3:23 pm June, 27 Hermit said...

If one were to purchase a picture frame at the local Wal-Mart or Dollar Store, it might come with a print inside. A photo perhaps, of two young lovers standing under the shade of a majestic cottonwood staring longingly into each other’s eyes, and obviously very much in love.

3:50 pm June, 27 soy bomb said...

I’m not gonna lie. I want to see ’em.

3:59 pm June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

After 43 attempts at getting their heads properly lined up (“No bitch! Your left. Not my left. No…wait. Yeah, my left. Damn bitch! Again?!”) they gave up and accepted what would go on to be known throughout the interwebs as “See them Romanticize”, or as they called it on the multitudinous physics sites, “The right one has a stronger gravitational pull. Her right. No…wait. His rig- Damn bitch! Again?!?”

4:45 pm June, 27 hermit android thumbs said...

Strangely, the vericose veins on her right boob perfectly matches a road map of Minneapolis Mn. And those on herleft tit resemble a road map of St. Paul.
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That’s right bitches, Twin Cities!

4:55 pm June, 27 creature said...

her boobs are so big they each have 2 moons

6:09 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Q: ARE WE NOT MAMMS?
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A: WE ARE DEVO!

6:22 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

Looks like a new pleasant relationship,for now….then,in about a month it’ll be domestic abuse phone calls. I’m not sure who’s dating who,since fatty arbuckle has his arm around her like he’s holding his sausage. This pic screams “classy”. Couldn’t be anywhere but New Jersey.

6:29 pm June, 27 Mr. Belvadouche said...

Her tits are so big, John Merrick felt the urge to ask her if she felt any other symptoms

6:47 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey, welcome back Belvedouche!

6:59 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big, she has altered the definition of Near Earth Object. Fuck. I always miss the nonsense.Excuse me while I get stoned.
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Astronomers

7:10 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big he has to practice on manatees.

7:10 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she has to have unicycles under each one just to make it through Wal-Mart.

7:11 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big no one’s ever seen both of them.

7:12 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big those boys got in trouble for being on the wrong side of the warning tape.

7:13 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big they menstruate Pepsi.

7:13 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she has to make bikini tops out of umbrellas.

7:14 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she can only turn left, and that’s if one’s pushed out the driver’s window.

7:14 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big Shawn White uses them from summer practice.

7:15 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she can’t hear herself fart unless she lays down.
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7:16 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big bears live in them.

7:16 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she gets alpaca infections.

7:22 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they changed the nomenclature for boulders.

7:23 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big one is called Betty Gravel and the other is Marilyn Monrock.

7:24 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big that my huge buzz head rush after smoking a stogie of a doob went to my cock.

7:25 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they need custom fenestration.
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Draftsmen

7:26 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big that Wal Mart had the chinks use them as a fabric mold for the cool new pop-up tents.

7:28 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big I could go on all night talking about them since the little one will keep me up all night again. But I only have a buzz and some pizza and beer and pills scheduled tomorrow and shit. So I’sa up all night long gettinjg funky with my bad
Motown self.
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Diggity

7:29 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Son. I think we need a song. Son.

7:38 pm June, 27 Wedgie said...

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Go Teen Titans”.

7:47 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good times.
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http://www.toutube.com/watch?v=j9h0MNMfKuQ&feature=related
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I forgot what this is. Son. I’m stoned

7:49 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking failing phalanges.
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Particliples

7:58 pm June, 27 Guid is Good said...

Having your tits done is not a career choice.

8:26 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Having your tits done is, in fact, a career choice. For some.

8:28 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Dammit, Reverend; has anyone ever shown you how to feccen copy-clip? You’re not REALLY typing those URL’s out by hand, are you?
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Her tits are bigger than Wall Street banks. And will also fail in another 30 years.

8:46 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big oil derricks harvest her milk

8:46 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big they have radar

8:48 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big she needs a bathtub for each one

8:48 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big she makes the earth tilt off axis

8:49 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big guatamalan men stand under them for shade

8:49 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big they are in two timezones

8:51 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big there is a river in her cleveage

8:51 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big mormons colonized them

8:52 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big whales hump them

8:54 pm June, 27 creature said...

her tits are so big John Glenn orbits them…with his tongue…it takes a month

9:27 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big her ribs creak like a schooner when she walks.

9:27 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she has to drive with chopsticks.

9:27 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she has to wear scuba gear when she sleeps on her back.

9:28 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big they get the upper bunk.

9:28 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big they pay taxes.

9:28 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big I can track her from my window.

9:29 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big they have moss.

9:34 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big you have to put on roller skates and dry-sodomize a shocked horse pointed at her cleavage just to attempt a tit-fucking.
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I say again, no one – not even Ghandi, Morgan Freeman or George Will – can titty-fuck with an air of dignity. It is a devoutly silly-looking sex act.
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Even the term sounds silly. Say it with me…
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Titty fuckk.
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Tit-tee fuckk.
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TITTY FUCKK.
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titty fuckers.

9:35 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big they have their own families.

9:35 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she has to eat in the parking lot of Waffle House so she won’t get burned by the grill.

9:35 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock
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Yes I am man. I only just learned how to do a screen shot and email it. Stoned. And I’m stoned and moving very slowly on this beautiful evening of parental mayhem and the chronic fueling my system with joy and effervescent spirit for the living and the dead. Summer is a really great time to get up every morning and get loaded. Drop off here for a spell. And feed the girls oatmeal because its 40 weekdays of watching 17 year old lifeguards teaching my kids to swim for the socialist price of $49.50 for each two week period, and maybe the fat little brats will learn some discipline and agorophobic food syndrome which keeps their good daddy fit. Or does it? I’m stoned. Carry on Conquistadors, I’m going sleepytown with my blanky.
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Mommies

9:37 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And shit. Son.

9:55 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big her ass is two grafted mule torsos facing behind her and she must speed shit carrots like her ass was some orange ovipositer just so she can stand up like we do.
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colleagues

9:59 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she must be the daughter of Peter PumpinHead and Mary Mammagedon.
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They both use stripped Dodge Econoline Vans hulls as bras and tit-dipping bronzer vats.
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One day they will turn on us and eat our land.
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Dragoons.

10:37 pm June, 27 antwar said...

Her tits are so big we failed to realize it’s not a Porsche.

10:42 pm June, 27 creature said...

titty fuck, titti fuk, tit-e-fuch….heheheh
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FUCK THE TITTIES!
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Sambo

11:57 pm June, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nice pecs there, Chinstrap. I haven’t seen a torso that concave since I saw Sonny Bono’s autopsy after he skied into a tree.
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And those tits are so big she lactates clam chowder.

12:29 am June, 28 Anonymous said...

Her tits are so big, we failed to realize it’s not a Porsche.

12:33 am June, 28 Anonymous said...

Her tits are so big, we failed to realize it’s not a Porsche

1:02 am June, 28 bendover said...

That’s a Mercedes, not a Porsche.

2:03 am June, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Love is in the air on Stagnant Island!

2:41 am June, 28 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

her tits are so big her plastic surgeon and her had to have a construction permit and a zoning ordinance.

seriously those things are like two fat kids eating cake under a blanket.

they are like two st bernards wrestling over a chew toy at a foam party.

when she lets him drive, its only so the other st. bernard can stick its head out the window.

she gives bouncy houses performance anxiety.

phillatellists

4:43 am June, 28 Hermit said...

Her tits are so big, each one is fitted with a plastic, pop-up thermometer like a Butterball turkey.

4:44 am June, 28 Hermit said...

Her tits are so big, a family of Honduran immigrants live under the sweaty skin awnings of each one.

4:47 am June, 28 Hermit said...

Her tits are so big, they twitch involuntarily when she drives by an asphalt plant.

4:49 am June, 28 Hermit said...

Her tits are so big they moan eerily every time a young virgin is raped in Shri Lanka.

4:51 am June, 28 Hermit said...

Her tits are so big, that each time they lactate, an angel gets it’s wings.

4:55 am June, 28 Hermit said...

@ DarkSock 8:28 pm,
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I’ve often wondered about that, but figure The Rev types them manually because he enjoys the self-abuse.

5:00 am June, 28 Hermit said...

Her tits are so wasteful, bloated and out of control, they will owe 101% of GDP by 2021.
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Comrades

5:59 am June, 28 Douchble Helix said...

No dignity when titty-fucking? That’s when I’m KING OF THE WORLD!

Motha Fuckas

6:49 am June, 28 Troy Tempest said...

Her tits are so big, they’re fake. No. Really. As in not even silicone. She’s just wearing some funking fake tit bra. She’s actually rocking a pair of Raisinettes. which are small and tasty. But she wanted her dipshit douchenozzle boyfriend to experience mega-boobies, so she went and bought herself a pair of These Things
http://tinyurl.com/3e2vb7t
And now she gets all the attention she ever wanted – just like when her daddy was still alive.

7:14 am June, 28 Douchble Helix said...

There’s about 50 more items recommended on TT’s link.
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Check out this one. WTF is it?
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“nylon
Designed by popular demand, the HIDE-AWAY GAFF is our new pocketed, adjustable panty gaff for ultimate smoothness and femininity
This unique gaff can be worn alone or under any panty
It has a front panel which is actually a “pocket” where you may discreetly tuckyourself inside
You then flatten the panel by adjusting a strap that is attached from the pocket to the waistband
Sizes S/M, M/L, and L/XL; Colors Black and Nude”
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http://www.amazon.com/Hide-Away-Hide-Away-Gaff/dp/B0040LNRVY/ref=pd_sbs_a_27

7:15 am June, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m pretty sure we’ve seen her, before. I recognize that profile.
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Troy Tempest might be right: one skanky, tanned blonde with strapon boobies looks an awful like the next.
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7:21 am June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big the veins look like broccoli stalks.
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And 9:55 pm is too soon to be as fuckt up as I was last night; that post made nooo feccen sense.
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Counselors.

7:22 am June, 28 DarkSock said...

9:59 made marginal sense. So apparently Lunesta is Ambien Lite.
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Titty Fuckers.

8:41 am June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, they need a Lend-Lease Act for proper wartime support.
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8:43 am June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Unless @DarkSock @Reverend Chad, @Hermit et al want to take us to 200?
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8:53 am June, 28 Juggalo 6 said...

Holy Shit!! Do those things on her chest talk to each other when she is jumping on a trampoline? “Alright, I’ll go by then you go by” Those things could cause serious concussions!!!

9:42 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big they cut the floorboards out so she could use them Fred Flintstone-style to power the car.

9:43 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tit are so big that when she can manage to get them out of the sun roof an eclipse occurs.

9:44 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

tit, tits? Does it really matter?

9:45 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big Sarah Palin wants to drill for oil in them.

9:46 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big she gets hired out for kids parties as a Jumpy Castle.

9:46 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big the Oort cloud has moved about 7,000,000 miles closer to Earth.

9:48 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big her nipples are the size of Ford F-150’s hub caps.

10:46 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they rain.

10:47 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big you need a Jesus sized cock to titty fuck her. And I don’t think titty fucking is silly at all.

10:49 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big they have a warning to airbags on them.

10:49 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big she doesn’t need elbow pads.

10:51 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big little children set up lemonade stands under them.

10:51 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big Dolly Parton laughs at her.

10:52 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so big the caulking aisle is shut down at Home Depot.

2:03 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big the local weatherman includes them in his broadcast.

2:03 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big skatepunks pay her to make sand indentations

2:04 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big manatee attempt to mate with them

2:04 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are 52 years old and filled with Kool-Aid

2:05 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big the left one has a Hadron collider piercing

2:05 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big the Earth can see the curvature of her boobs

2:06 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she has to put on lotion to treat moon-rub

2:06 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big she can lay on the beach at night and still get her nipples tanned

2:13 pm June, 28 whats_in_a_fuggin_name said...

Y’all fuggin bastards. Pic. 2 is clearly their last embrace before the gasses produced by the silicon eating bacteria ignited and sent them to their maker.

I tell you there’s no fucking romance left in this world.

2:25 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big they have feet

2:26 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big they double as a homeless shelter(s)

2:27 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after them.

2:29 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big they violate zoning laws..
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.okay, I’m cheating now: http://www.mendhak.com/165-more-than-101-big-dick-jokes.aspx

2:45 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big NFL games spontaniously begin under them.

2:46 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big she could tit fuck the Oakland Raiders all at once.

2:47 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big they use the equator for bra sizing.

2:48 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big the US Capitol dome says “Fuck you!”.

2:51 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big they’ve officially renamed Scoliosis “Kendra”.

2:51 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big that when someone sucks on her nipples she moans three days later.

2:52 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big she uses salad tongs for nipple clamps.

2:53 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big Medusa swore of women for a month.
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Alright, an hour and 15 minutes, give or take an hour.

2:55 pm June, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her tits are so big she does a push up every time she stops suddenly.

3:06 pm June, 28 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

her tits are so big, when she lactates it will look like dropping 10lbs of mentos into a 500 gallon drum of sprite.

3:28 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, each has its own line of credit at Vegas casinos.

3:29 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, tubas are intimidated.

3:30 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, I can’t stop typing about them.

3:30 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, Ansel Adams couldn’t photograph them.

3:35 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, Robert Reich lives beneath them.
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3:38 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big they have divergent philosophies of life.

3:39 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big that she always has to worry about breaking her back when she falls forward.

3:41 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big they see movies from different perspectives.

3:41 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big that she has a sternum made of s special titanium alloy.

3:42 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big that the nipples had to meet each other on Match.com.

3:42 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Her tits are so big, snorting blow off them is no fun.

3:43 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big that she looks like a pod of whales when she gets into a swimming pool.

3:44 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Hooray for @Dr. Bunsen….I knew we had it in us….and by in us I mean what we wish was in her.

3:45 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her tits are so big that CTDS and I are jumping up and down on them right now. And we aren’t even in the same state!

3:46 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

YES THAT MUTHAFUCCKAHS! WE IS AT 200 AT LAST!

3:46 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Someone needs to take us home on this one. Takers?

3:47 pm June, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Congrats @ Dr. Bunsen….you did it!

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8:10 pm June, 28 creature said...

uhm…how big are those titties?

9:17 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big Samurai Scrote has a condo in them.

9:18 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big Chuck Norris refused to roundhouse kick them.

9:24 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big Katy Perry made a scupture of them out of porch meat and assturbated with it after it’d been in the deep freeze on her front porch for 7 hours, as her elderly neighbors looked on disapprovingly and Russel Brand dutch-ruddered himself to climax with a medicated chimp kept docile by a licensed veterinarian named Sheena who herself became oddly turned on at the spectacle taking place on the spacious front porch of their Arts and Crafts renovated domicile, to the point that she slipped off her white coat, whispered “fuck tha chimp” and strutted forward to Mr. Brand thusly whilst Ms. Perry’s rapidly thawing porch meat sculpture began to make lewd noises like two badger fetuses fighting each other in Jesse Helm’s mayonnaise-filled dessicated chest cavity.
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9:38 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her tits are so big they have competing reality shows on Fox and NBC.

9:41 pm June, 28 creature said...

her tits are so big Stephen Hawking calls them Jupiter & Saturn as his eyes roll back in his head while Jay Mohr rabbit punches the physicist ball sac with his uvula

9:42 pm June, 28 creature said...

her tits are so big Gravity defies them

9:43 pm June, 28 creature said...

her tits are so big they are the last land mass visible as you sail west from Catalina

11:47 pm June, 28 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

her tits are so big, when her teacher was explaining the doppler effect he had her do jumping jacks.

hacktivists.

12:14 am June, 29 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

her tits are so big, when she goes swimming they issue wake warnings and ban small boats.

her tits are so big all her clothes are designed be christo

she once used the praying hands in tulsa as a hand bra.

mommy bloggers

5:03 am June, 29 Van Doucheland said...

I must call DB’1s attention to his claim that they’re children of Porsche. The car in the background is just a black simple old-fashioned and over-used Mercedes SLK. These incest hillbillies whish they would be sons of Porsche; unfortunately the money was invested in to hotballons… to circle the world in 80 days… haha you bet!

9:58 am June, 29 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

@Van Doucheland: Perhaps DB1 meant Children of the Joey Porsche?

1:40 pm June, 29 Mark it Eight, Douche said...

I’m suspicious… these photos could almost be a clever setup to make it onto the site.

Or, people could really be that dumb. Either way works.

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