Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Hardy Boi and the Case of the Disembodied Legs

I’m just not sure trying to update old childrens books series by adding the hip-hop grunge tip is really going to work, publishing world.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am June, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

What the H?

9:32 am June, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Never, in the course of human events, have so many people looked so happy during a sexual assault.

9:41 am June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...

ED Hardy shorts should automatically qualify this guy for a firing squad.
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Not sure what is going on here, but Skirty Spice looks like she enjoys putting her best face forward. I hope with an ass like that she doesn’t look like Ted Danson, but she probably does.

9:42 am June, 16 Mandouchian Candidate said...




Mormons.

9:45 am June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Nothing is more automatic in Vegas for me than waking up hungover and gaseous
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That said, I’d like to amble by this scene, lift a leg and rip a loud chicken fried steak and hardboiled egg fart ……
goodmorningoodafternoongoodnight…
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Chuntaros

9:46 am June, 16 jonezy said...

Music might be the only thing that dude knows how to read, though I doubt that even.
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This club uses orange curtains so that d-bags can blend into the drapes undetected.

9:47 am June, 16 jonezy said...

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essay

9:47 am June, 16 The Big LeBagski said...

this pic begs for one of those 3-d instant replays where you can rotate the screen and see it from all different angles. I have to know what is going on behind that white skirt.

10:00 am June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Oh, and BTW:
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10:02 am June, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

*Audible sigh* I thought I copyrighted this ish. Hardy Bois, really? Well good luck with this case. I’m pretty sure those legs belong to none other than Mr. Swenson, whose also responsible for swindling those old folks in the “Case of the Missing Old Folk’s Money” I solved last week. Good luck Boi’s, maybe you can put him behind bars for good.

10:09 am June, 16 creature said...

those gals at Mai Li’s dance & poon emporium sure do know how to kisk up their heels!
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grasshopper

10:09 am June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This picture makes me horny. The assortment of body type, race, and skintone is all kinds of Rev Chad sexy. The guy is beyond society.
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Does my insurance covers acts of riot committed by myself on my own property? The hated Boston wins. Epic epicosity with a mob of hipsters on top of burning police cars. I love it.
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Pimps

10:10 am June, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

About the only thing I like about this pic is the speakers in the background that and Hardly Boi offering his thumb to be used as a butt plug.

10:11 am June, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve always had a thing for bisexual foursomes with 10 legs.
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Scooby

10:12 am June, 16 creature said...

kick…need coffee
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chongo

10:15 am June, 16 creature said...

the brunch bikini lineup gets randy…’you crab omlet?’
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‘cowboy’

10:21 am June, 16 creature said...

don’t confuse ’em with helen of troy
or fall for her costumed ploy
when the skirt you do lift
& reveal hidden gift
‘she’ll’ ask “you like lady boy?”

10:29 am June, 16 Vin Douchal said...

White skirt is a HIndi goddess named, Gashinesh, with four legs, two pussies and two anusesesses. You can bang her in one, eat another and finger bang the other two . Your choice which ….
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Sickos

11:04 am June, 16 idouche said...

This is one fucedup tableau.

11:10 am June, 16 Mr. White said...

Hardy Boi screamed out instructions to Strap-on Sally: “That’s not her vergina! You’re doing it wrong! That’s not her vergina! What…..? That is her vergina? Oh…. That explains some problems I’ve been having…”
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Mulattoes.

12:06 pm June, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hardly Boi keeps waiting for the money shot. He thinks it will be cool to record on his iPhone so he has something else to jerk off to besides that time he filmed Plinky’s mom falling in the showering that caused a tsunami.
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Hey, wait a gawdurned minute. NOW I know where Rev Chad got that DNA sample. Makes a lot more sense now…

12:14 pm June, 16 Baron Von Goolo said...

So wait, is bringing extra body parts to an orgy a faux pas or not? Because I owe a few apologies if it is.

12:17 pm June, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ BVG
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It depends on what you bring.

1:29 pm June, 16 Banana Hammock said...

I had those legs wrapped around my neck once, weirdest thing though; found the tiny man in the pink boat smiling back at me…

9:51 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

DAMMIT
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How did I miss this picture?
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DAMN YOU, WORK!!!

9:53 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

Well dammit I’m not going to let BvG win creepiest comment that easily….
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“Babs and Tina kegel the writhing calf fetus back and forth as the crowd goes wild.”
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What?

9:55 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

The 750 ml Absolut Double Dildo was a runaway hit at Rehab’s bottle service.

10:00 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

And with one mighty bassoon note of flatulence bursting from Mary’s long-suppressed mudhorn, Tina’s severed clitoris skipped across the poolside pavers like a half-chewed Skittle™ Heimlich’d out of Chris Farley’s esophagus.

10:01 pm June, 16 DarkSock said...

…….*sigh*……
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*turns off light, leaves empty room*
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11:09 pm June, 16 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

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sizzlechest.

12:51 am June, 17 Guid is Good said...

The new 10.30 Strap-On Show had started to see Sigfried & Roy’s audience numbers fall away.

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