Thursday, June 16, 2011
The Hardy Boi and the Case of the Disembodied Legs
I’m just not sure trying to update old childrens books series by adding the hip-hop grunge tip is really going to work, publishing world.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
What the H?
Never, in the course of human events, have so many people looked so happy during a sexual assault.
ED Hardy shorts should automatically qualify this guy for a firing squad.
*
Not sure what is going on here, but Skirty Spice looks like she enjoys putting her best face forward. I hope with an ass like that she doesn’t look like Ted Danson, but she probably does.
–
–
–
Mormons.
Nothing is more automatic in Vegas for me than waking up hungover and gaseous
.
That said, I’d like to amble by this scene, lift a leg and rip a loud chicken fried steak and hardboiled egg fart ……
goodmorningoodafternoongoodnight…
.
.
.
Chuntaros
Music might be the only thing that dude knows how to read, though I doubt that even.
.
This club uses orange curtains so that d-bags can blend into the drapes undetected.
.
.
essay
this pic begs for one of those 3-d instant replays where you can rotate the screen and see it from all different angles. I have to know what is going on behind that white skirt.
Oh, and BTW:
.
*Audible sigh* I thought I copyrighted this ish. Hardy Bois, really? Well good luck with this case. I’m pretty sure those legs belong to none other than Mr. Swenson, whose also responsible for swindling those old folks in the “Case of the Missing Old Folk’s Money” I solved last week. Good luck Boi’s, maybe you can put him behind bars for good.
those gals at Mai Li’s dance & poon emporium sure do know how to kisk up their heels!
.
grasshopper
This picture makes me horny. The assortment of body type, race, and skintone is all kinds of Rev Chad sexy. The guy is beyond society.
.
Does my insurance covers acts of riot committed by myself on my own property? The hated Boston wins. Epic epicosity with a mob of hipsters on top of burning police cars. I love it.
.
.
Pimps
About the only thing I like about this pic is the speakers in the background that and Hardly Boi offering his thumb to be used as a butt plug.
I’ve always had a thing for bisexual foursomes with 10 legs.
.
.
Scooby
kick…need coffee
.
chongo
the brunch bikini lineup gets randy…’you crab omlet?’
.
‘cowboy’
don’t confuse ’em with helen of troy
or fall for her costumed ploy
when the skirt you do lift
& reveal hidden gift
‘she’ll’ ask “you like lady boy?”
White skirt is a HIndi goddess named, Gashinesh, with four legs, two pussies and two anusesesses. You can bang her in one, eat another and finger bang the other two . Your choice which ….
.
.
.
Sickos
This is one fucedup tableau.
Hardy Boi screamed out instructions to Strap-on Sally: “That’s not her vergina! You’re doing it wrong! That’s not her vergina! What…..? That is her vergina? Oh…. That explains some problems I’ve been having…”
.
Mulattoes.
Hardly Boi keeps waiting for the money shot. He thinks it will be cool to record on his iPhone so he has something else to jerk off to besides that time he filmed Plinky’s mom falling in the showering that caused a tsunami.
.
.
.
Hey, wait a gawdurned minute. NOW I know where Rev Chad got that DNA sample. Makes a lot more sense now…
So wait, is bringing extra body parts to an orgy a faux pas or not? Because I owe a few apologies if it is.
@ BVG
.
It depends on what you bring.
I had those legs wrapped around my neck once, weirdest thing though; found the tiny man in the pink boat smiling back at me…
DAMMIT
.
How did I miss this picture?
.
DAMN YOU, WORK!!!
Well dammit I’m not going to let BvG win creepiest comment that easily….
.
“Babs and Tina kegel the writhing calf fetus back and forth as the crowd goes wild.”
.
.
.
.
.
.
What?
The 750 ml Absolut Double Dildo was a runaway hit at Rehab’s bottle service.
And with one mighty bassoon note of flatulence bursting from Mary’s long-suppressed mudhorn, Tina’s severed clitoris skipped across the poolside pavers like a half-chewed Skittle™ Heimlich’d out of Chris Farley’s esophagus.
…….*sigh*……
.
.
.
*turns off light, leaves empty room*
.
.
.
anticipating a potential windfall of increased interest, the lingerie football league experiments with new ways to snap the football, finding centers who can handle shootgun formation, much less long snapping, proves to be an ongoing challenge, as does post-snap-partum depression.
sizzlechest.
The new 10.30 Strap-On Show had started to see Sigfried & Roy’s audience numbers fall away.