Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Roastbeefer Beefs

Recently anointed HCwDB of the Week winner(loser) The Roastbeefer and the Nikita Twins celebrate their win.

With more beef.

Los Angeles smells like sock sweat and Drakkar Noir.

# posted by douchebag1
1:37 pm June, 21 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Did I see these three at A Club Called Rhonda?
Mebbe-I-did….

2:00 pm June, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Okay, this is truly embarrassing. Unless that’s a scarf around the Beefer’s neck. I have the exact same top. But damn if he doesn’t have more cleave.

2:07 pm June, 21 doucheywallnuts said...

I think there’s a brand of cologne named Drakkar Sock. Also, why is he wearing my Aunt Sue’s blouse?
Also, is he two feet tall? He should stick to seated poses because he’s more laughable standing.

2:20 pm June, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

better everytime this clown is on here. He needs to start shopping in the mens department for shirts. Those girls need to start shopping in the mens department for dates also.

2:22 pm June, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

If the monicker Waxy McBrow weren’t already taken, this guy would be a shoe in.

2:28 pm June, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

He looks like a less beef-jerkyfied version of The Gator.

2:46 pm June, 21 mr.reeve said...

“Los Angeles smells like sock sweat and Drakkar Noir.” That’s just the breeze from Glendale you smell Boss.

2:48 pm June, 21 creature said...

“yeah, ladies, I have a Mazaratti outside. It seats two & has a gear shift…let’s go for a spin. I’ll sit on the geat shift”

2:51 pm June, 21 mr.reeve said...

The chicks are hotts but are they really ok with the fact The Roastbeefer is wearing a blouse?

2:54 pm June, 21 creature said...

no boss, I believe that’s the smell at the waste management mixer hosted by the Hacienda Hotel in El Segundo

3:22 pm June, 21 Andy C said...

John Stamos’s retarded cousin would still be in the trailer park without all that full house scratch, All he would have is his income from the illegal sale of dubbed VHS pornography, he’d spend his free time stealing panties off of clotheslines and be married to a 400 lb hateful woman named Buckles who looks like she was slapped in the face with a hot sack of doorknobs, she lost her job operating the tilt a whirl after the last stabbing incident, he had a son and a dog but Buckles got hungry.

3:31 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth in the black/brown dress is freakin’ me out pretty hard with that third arm of hers that appears to be attached from her shoulder only down to her elbow. AND it’s holding her drink! Then again, maybe she makes for a helluva partner in a Dutch rudder?

4:10 pm June, 21 Baron Von Goolo said...

Nice shirt, ace. Nobody can tell you that Walmart’s Rue McLanahan Collection isn’t unisex. Down with conformity! Up with breezy poly blends!

4:11 pm June, 21 Baron Von Goolo said...

Right Twin for HOH.

6:40 pm June, 21 Guid is Good said...

Is the ‘Beefer standing up in this photo?

10:35 pm June, 21 idfma said...

I second the Baron’s motion.

10:35 pm June, 21 idfma said...

Heifers.

6:54 am June, 22 mr.reeve said...

Me and my boner agree with BVG that right hott should be in the HoH. SON

8:57 am June, 22 jonezy said...

HOH for right hottie only if that glass is filled with Makers Mark.
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Is it sad that I’m more intrigued with how that glass would feel against my lips as the sweet sonorous tones of a woodford reserve manhattan pours down my gullet from such a stupendous goblet?
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we can only hope it’s actually filled with jet fuel that she’s about to toss on the beefenator.
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(no joke, we used to call a guy in my office “Beef” – looked very much like this guy)

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