Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Roastbeefer

On rye.

With extra cheese.

# posted by douchebag1
11:37 am June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

And sauerkraut

11:44 am June, 14 Douchie Arnaz said...

I think his tighty-whiteys are showing….

11:45 am June, 14 Douchble Helix said...

His fucking blouse is showing!

11:50 am June, 14 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Chest by Gator.

Katy Perry just called. She wants her blouse and shorts back. From him.

11:50 am June, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

John Travolta sure can pull the psycho-lookin’ hotts.

11:51 am June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

I think that’s delicious pornstar, Tiffany Thompson on the right and the other babe looks rather erotic which makes this appear to be a paid-to-pose situation.
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So don’t y’all get your panties in a bunch
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Squirt

11:51 am June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

As sun sets on DesMoines, things are just starting to rock at Club Persia, Iowa’s only middle eastern themed Ulta-Lounge. You can’t beat the view from their penthouse martini bar, a soaring 3 stories over sub-urban DesMoines. Admittance by invitation only, or with valid Sam’s club membership card.

11:54 am June, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

With horseradish sauce, a side of fried clams & a stroll on revere beach.
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Jags

12:01 pm June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin
Gotta disagree on the Tiffany Thompson sighting. Tiff is all white bread. As DB1 points out, this trio is rye.

12:01 pm June, 14 Hermit said...

The trio had no idea that moments later the oncoming aircraft, piloted by infamous terrorist Shake yo’ Booty, would slam into the Penthouse at six hundred miles an hour, spilling their drinks, completely destroying the coffee table and sending their i-phones on a twenty story plunge to the sidewalk below.
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On the bright side, The Roastbeefer became burnt pot roast in the subsequent raging inferno.

12:01 pm June, 14 Hermit said...

Cuz’ ^^

12:02 pm June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think it’s a leather cod-piece.

12:03 pm June, 14 creature said...

Bible & Koan sharing coffee table

12:03 pm June, 14 creature said...

Koran…dumb ass!

12:04 pm June, 14 Anonymous said...

Stroll on Rever Beach or a stroll on Fire Island? Or Perhaps Poodle Beach in Bethany, DE.

12:11 pm June, 14 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Looks like a mother and daughter Escort Team to me.

12:16 pm June, 14 Wheezer said...

Holy crap, Gator has a baby brother.
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And by “baby brother,” I mean there’s another preening, tweezing fuccen douchebag.

12:20 pm June, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Vin, someone once told me that if you know the porn stars by name, it’s a sign you have a problem. I told that person to fuck off.

And this guy is only photographed sitting down with the hotts, cause if he stood up you’d realize he is only 5’2″

12:22 pm June, 14 Mandouchian Candidate said...

looks like he stuffedhis shorts with a Trailer Ball Hitch, which incidentally is the same name as the service he got these two “Ladies” from.

Biatch.

12:24 pm June, 14 DarkSock said...

The Ghost Nipple streaks across the sky towards its unsuspecting prey

12:28 pm June, 14 tall guy said...

Porn “actress” or not, brunette on right is HOTT!

12:30 pm June, 14 creature said...

camel toe valet service?

12:31 pm June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

@ Magnum Douche
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I have a Wheezer-like recall of porn stars’ names.
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There’s only so much “work” I can do sitting at my desk 10 hours a day
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Cuz Bro’

12:31 pm June, 14 creature said...

@ vin…for the tiffany thompson referral, mr. winky thanx you!

12:34 pm June, 14 creature said...

“sex with a supermodel” is stupendous

12:36 pm June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

” Heyyyh, yous girls like Sinatra and large bills.”…” I news yous would hehe.” Snort.
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Heathens

12:47 pm June, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Facially he looks like a low-rent version of Donkey Douche. It is always questionable when a girl brings her daily planner to a social event, and the bleeth on the right clearly has set hers down right there along with her drink. The citronella candle in the middle of the table is there clearly to keep the bugs away from the foulness that is the Roastbeefer.

12:48 pm June, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For the sake of clarity I mean the bleeth on HIS right brought her daily planner…Way to ruin an attempted joke, son….

12:51 pm June, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Why do I suddenly want to do a WWE move and kick him out the window?

12:59 pm June, 14 Anonymous said...

Are there mountains in Des Moines? Just sayin’

1:30 pm June, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

I thought Armenia was mostly burned out buildings once the Turks left.
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What, too soon?

1:45 pm June, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Roastbeefer: How much for the women? Both of them. Mother. Daughter. How Much? They do what I say. How much? I pay plenty.

1:53 pm June, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DoucheyWallnuts, you are correct, a definite resemblence to Donkey Douche. This is the Donk’s smarter brother (relative term) who was able to parlay his drug dealing into a high rise condo in the Hollywood Hills sandwiched between two hotts, as opposed to a cell in the Dupage County Correctional Center sandwiched between two guys name Darnell.

1:54 pm June, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Shorts and bitch tit shave reveal? Ballers gotta ball I guess. And right hott is workin’ those acid washed jeans. Psst, right hott, your taste in men is as outdated your pants.
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Stoops.

1:58 pm June, 14 creature said...

ND, stone washed jeans can trot her outdated pear into my lair anytime!

2:01 pm June, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is Donkey Douche’s little brother named Jackass Douche?

2:09 pm June, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Creature, she looks like she pretty wrapped up in trying to get herself invited to this douche’s short’s party. I wonder if they’re Dockers.

5:11 pm June, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Everyone in this picture is dead. That bright white glow in the window above his head? Nuke. Seconds after this was snapped everyone in the room fried from the blast and their charred remains were cut into tiny pieces by the windows that were transformed into tiny razors flying through the air at supersonic speed.
Sun.

5:31 pm June, 14 ehcuodouche said...

Well, that’s a first. I honed in on the cleavage and said “wow what a pair of….lord, thats the DOUCHE”.

I hate you db1.

5:37 pm June, 14 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

oh rapturous light, spirit of pumpy, avenging angel of the afterdouche, deliver us from the roast beef choad in a thunderous display of supernatural smiting for the saccharine age smart set.

but leave the chicks untouched, as usual.

holmes

7:09 pm June, 14 Stephanie said...

That’s exactly what I saw,aliens coming from the bright light,coming to get the bad douche. Douche is wearing a ladies little black cocktail dress. All he’s missing is a little sparkly decoration by his cleavage…cuz all the girls know how to work that cleavage.

12:08 am June, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s nice to see Porch Beef making the club scene.

9:51 pm June, 15 Guid is Good said...

Jackie Treehorn’s Eastern European cousin with a couple of his latest imports. Welcome ladies, when can you start?

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