Tuesday, June 14, 2011
The Roastbeefer
On rye.
With extra cheese.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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And sauerkraut
I think his tighty-whiteys are showing….
His fucking blouse is showing!
Chest by Gator.
Katy Perry just called. She wants her blouse and shorts back. From him.
John Travolta sure can pull the psycho-lookin’ hotts.
I think that’s delicious pornstar, Tiffany Thompson on the right and the other babe looks rather erotic which makes this appear to be a paid-to-pose situation.
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So don’t y’all get your panties in a bunch
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Squirt
As sun sets on DesMoines, things are just starting to rock at Club Persia, Iowa’s only middle eastern themed Ulta-Lounge. You can’t beat the view from their penthouse martini bar, a soaring 3 stories over sub-urban DesMoines. Admittance by invitation only, or with valid Sam’s club membership card.
With horseradish sauce, a side of fried clams & a stroll on revere beach.
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Jags
@Vin
Gotta disagree on the Tiffany Thompson sighting. Tiff is all white bread. As DB1 points out, this trio is rye.
The trio had no idea that moments later the oncoming aircraft, piloted by infamous terrorist Shake yo’ Booty, would slam into the Penthouse at six hundred miles an hour, spilling their drinks, completely destroying the coffee table and sending their i-phones on a twenty story plunge to the sidewalk below.
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On the bright side, The Roastbeefer became burnt pot roast in the subsequent raging inferno.
Cuz’ ^^
I think it’s a leather cod-piece.
Bible & Koan sharing coffee table
Koran…dumb ass!
Stroll on Rever Beach or a stroll on Fire Island? Or Perhaps Poodle Beach in Bethany, DE.
Looks like a mother and daughter Escort Team to me.
Holy crap, Gator has a baby brother.
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And by “baby brother,” I mean there’s another preening, tweezing fuccen douchebag.
Vin, someone once told me that if you know the porn stars by name, it’s a sign you have a problem. I told that person to fuck off.
And this guy is only photographed sitting down with the hotts, cause if he stood up you’d realize he is only 5’2″
looks like he stuffedhis shorts with a Trailer Ball Hitch, which incidentally is the same name as the service he got these two “Ladies” from.
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Biatch.
The Ghost Nipple streaks across the sky towards its unsuspecting prey
Porn “actress” or not, brunette on right is HOTT!
camel toe valet service?
@ Magnum Douche
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I have a Wheezer-like recall of porn stars’ names.
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There’s only so much “work” I can do sitting at my desk 10 hours a day
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Cuz Bro’
@ vin…for the tiffany thompson referral, mr. winky thanx you!
“sex with a supermodel” is stupendous
” Heyyyh, yous girls like Sinatra and large bills.”…” I news yous would hehe.” Snort.
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Heathens
Facially he looks like a low-rent version of Donkey Douche. It is always questionable when a girl brings her daily planner to a social event, and the bleeth on the right clearly has set hers down right there along with her drink. The citronella candle in the middle of the table is there clearly to keep the bugs away from the foulness that is the Roastbeefer.
For the sake of clarity I mean the bleeth on HIS right brought her daily planner…Way to ruin an attempted joke, son….
Why do I suddenly want to do a WWE move and kick him out the window?
Are there mountains in Des Moines? Just sayin’
I thought Armenia was mostly burned out buildings once the Turks left.
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What, too soon?
Roastbeefer: How much for the women? Both of them. Mother. Daughter. How Much? They do what I say. How much? I pay plenty.
DoucheyWallnuts, you are correct, a definite resemblence to Donkey Douche. This is the Donk’s smarter brother (relative term) who was able to parlay his drug dealing into a high rise condo in the Hollywood Hills sandwiched between two hotts, as opposed to a cell in the Dupage County Correctional Center sandwiched between two guys name Darnell.
Shorts and bitch tit shave reveal? Ballers gotta ball I guess. And right hott is workin’ those acid washed jeans. Psst, right hott, your taste in men is as outdated your pants.
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Stoops.
ND, stone washed jeans can trot her outdated pear into my lair anytime!
Is Donkey Douche’s little brother named Jackass Douche?
@Creature, she looks like she pretty wrapped up in trying to get herself invited to this douche’s short’s party. I wonder if they’re Dockers.
Everyone in this picture is dead. That bright white glow in the window above his head? Nuke. Seconds after this was snapped everyone in the room fried from the blast and their charred remains were cut into tiny pieces by the windows that were transformed into tiny razors flying through the air at supersonic speed.
Sun.
Well, that’s a first. I honed in on the cleavage and said “wow what a pair of….lord, thats the DOUCHE”.
I hate you db1.
oh rapturous light, spirit of pumpy, avenging angel of the afterdouche, deliver us from the roast beef choad in a thunderous display of supernatural smiting for the saccharine age smart set.
but leave the chicks untouched, as usual.
holmes
That’s exactly what I saw,aliens coming from the bright light,coming to get the bad douche. Douche is wearing a ladies little black cocktail dress. All he’s missing is a little sparkly decoration by his cleavage…cuz all the girls know how to work that cleavage.
It’s nice to see Porch Beef making the club scene.
Jackie Treehorn’s Eastern European cousin with a couple of his latest imports. Welcome ladies, when can you start?