Monday, June 27, 2011

The Stay Tuft Marshmallow Man Approves

The Stay Tuft Marshmallow Man may only have a moment to take a timeout for bothering Confused Connie at the Bar, but it’s long enough to say:

“Yo. I approve of Manos: the Pecs of Fate and Back Arch Marsha winning the HCwDB of the Week. Now if you’ll excuse me, I am pale.”

# posted by douchebag1
10:08 am June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Confused Connie. Immortalized on HCWDB with this guy?

10:08 am June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536866/

Confused Connie. Immortalized on HCWDB with this guy?

10:10 am June, 27 The Dude said...

It’s another pupa. Douchebugs.

10:18 am June, 27 fatness said...

Meh. Ever since Diebold took over the weekly voting here it is much less interesting. However, Boris and Natasha in the background are still trying to figure out how to get their mitts on a Mooseberry bush.

10:19 am June, 27 Douchble Helix said...

She’s an angel. She even has a halo in the photo!
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Not really. On either count.

10:19 am June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Shehas that far away look of disbelief, like he just told her that if she looks at the exit sign and really concentrates, it won’t feel like he just snuck 3 ringed fingers up her poop chute. And amazingly, it works!

10:21 am June, 27 Douchble Helix said...

♪♫♪ She’s got Mar-ty Fell-ld-man eyes. ♪♫♪

10:29 am June, 27 business daily said...

In any case with Max Steel currently being written Paramount is keen on getting Twilight star Taylor Lautner to headline the picture thereby roping the boys in with promise of a Max Steel adventure and luring the girls in with the promise of Taylor Lautners glistening pecs..If youve seen Lautner lately you know that hes bulked up impressively for his role of Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga New Moon after almost losing his job for being too wimpy looking after the first Twilight movie.

10:46 am June, 27 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Have you ever consumed too much milk, vanilla milkshakes, white bread, and extra-sharp, non-carotene-colored, fine white, well-aged Vermont cheddar cheese throughout an entire day…perhaps whilst watching your boxed set of Masterpiece Theatre’s Upstairs-Downstairs episodes…and then had to take a dump approximately twelve hours later?
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.If you have — assuming your bowels could move after such a repast — and then looked in the toilet bowl after your extended, forced contribution, what you would see would closely resemble Marshmallow Man’s steamy, putrid visage.
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.I speak from experience in such matters.
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.And BTW, she has a nice rack.

10:58 am June, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

crazy eyes goes pud hunting and finds jimmy stinkypinky waiting there!

11:33 am June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Have you ever consumed too much milk, vanilla milkshakes, white bread, and extra-sharp, non-carotene-colored, fine white, well-aged Vermont cheddar cheese throughout an entire day…perhaps whilst watching your boxed set of Masterpiece Theatre’s Upstairs-Downstairs episodes…and then had to take a dump approximately twelve hours later?

If you have, you would have the same look on your face as Confused Connie does

11:52 am June, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

Henry Krinkle sure can pull some tail.

11:58 am June, 27 Steve L. said...

i now have a hankering for roasting marshmallows. i mean really roasting the living shit out of marshmallows.






disclaimer: i have nothing against marshmallows.

12:09 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

he looks like Bert knocked up a Sleestak:
ewgth
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PLUS
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rgtku
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EQUALS
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WERYHJ

12:13 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

^Judging by Connie’s belt position, she’s standing on a barstool and her arms hang down one foot past her feet.

12:46 pm June, 27 tall guy said...

There’s something horribly wrong with that girls eyes. Either that or she’s still experiencing the aftershock of having just looked directly at The Stay Tuft Marshmallow Man’s tie.

12:53 pm June, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Connie always enjoys the times miniature aliens land on her skull while she’s in the middle of barhopping with full-sized aliens because it just confuses the hell out of them.

1:38 pm June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Yes her body must look like Kathy from Diff’rent Strokes.

1:38 pm June, 27 Mandouchian Candidate said...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/654/19899MelOutside1.jpg

3:18 pm June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Apparently she forgot to read the note she put to herself on her bra: TGIF. TITS go in first sweety, not the shirt.

3:57 pm June, 27 soy bomb said...

Darksock’s getting a ton of mileage with the Sleestak gag. Can’t say I disapprove.

4:26 pm June, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If her belt were any higher she could use it as a flea collar.
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Maybe she should. Cuz, you know…(points to pasty Burt at her side)

5:01 pm June, 27 creature said...

wearing a lampshade on your head never gets the laughs you think it will

6:24 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

Pinhead

6:44 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

This Bert does not get an HOH nom from me.

8:07 pm June, 27 Guid is Good said...

I have never liked the high-waisted pants look. I think Connie’s rack would look better with no-pants wasted look.

6:54 am June, 28 Troy Tempest said...

Maybe she’s just really short-waisted, and has 4 foot long legs – an inseam of 44 or something like that – you know – a genetic freak. And no one wants to date her because she’s so weird – she looks like a stork with boobies. So, who does she end up with? A douchebag who looks like he sucked a liter of spooge through a straw straight from Cthulu’s nutsack.

7:52 am June, 28 Anonymous said...

Judging by Connie’s belt position, she is the first one in her family to walk erect.

9:07 am June, 28 DarkSock said...

I’m bringing Sleestak back.
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Will and Holly

1:14 pm June, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Confused Connie’s figure is shot…sure sign is the belt right up under the rack…the same way fat old dudes wear PT shorts up to their armpits.

9:26 am June, 29 E. Keith Owens said...

In any case with Max Steel currently being written Paramount is keen on getting Twilight star Taylor Lautner to headline the picture thereby roping the boys in with promise of a Max Steel adventure and luring the girls in with the promise of Taylor Lautners glistening pecs..If youve seen Lautner lately you know that hes bulked up impressively for his role of Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga New Moon after almost losing his job for being too wimpy looking after the first Twilight movie.

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