Wednesday, July 20, 2011

BroDog Hits Vegas!

Lookout, $1 Video Poker Machine in the outer area of the first floor of the Luxor between 8:30 and 10:52pm tonight !!!

The one with the cigarette stains that’s kinda near the bar no one goes to but in front of the giant picture of Penn and Teller, yeah you, Video Poker Machine!!

Get ready!!!

It’s gon’ be off the chain!!!

# posted by douchebag1
2:06 pm July, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

For the love of Hatred filled rants; where is the Hott??? These girls would be second class citizens in Guymon, OK…

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Pard’ners

2:14 pm July, 20 Anonymous said...

This douche makes me smile.

2:23 pm July, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The hotts slipped in behinf the douche to mock- very nice

2:25 pm July, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Backpack on a dude- kinda douchey unless he is hiking…

2:53 pm July, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I was about to say those “hotts” might be from West by God Virginia, but then I realized that would be an insult to Hillbillie Hotts. Maybe if you take this lot of three, put them in the gym, sent them to the spa, and for the love of DB1, sent them shopping for decent clothing, they may yet become hotts.

2:57 pm July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This is how dudes dress when they drop out of the bucklebrush and go to Atlantic City for the first time. A mugging is around the corner for this rube

3:02 pm July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

@ all you’ins that don’t think these gals are cute
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Click on the pic to blow it up.
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I’ll give you the linebacker on the right but the blonde and left hottie are nice looking. Matter o’ fact that blonde is hott in a “my husband’s back at home and I’m gonna bang some lucky hornball tonight !” kinda way
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Church Bingo Players

3:27 pm July, 20 hermit android thumbs said...

I got dibs on the linebacker.

3:30 pm July, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Linebacker is the only one in the pic that seems appropriately ashamed that she is being seen with this nutsack.

3:50 pm July, 20 tall guy said...

Yeah I like the look of both brunette on left and blondie. Especially blondie.

3:52 pm July, 20 Steve L. said...

these girls could be hot in another photo, but here they just look like cheap tramps.
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and BroDog could be a douchebag in another photo, but here he just looks like a douchebag.
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hobos

3:54 pm July, 20 Steve L. said...

that being said, i’d go for the blonde if she has all her shots.
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spittoons

5:03 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I agree with Dr Doc Bunsen, but something about the linebaker speaks to me and by speaks to me I mean she looks like she’s down for anything but alas Hermit has already called dibs first so I’ll await to hear back from him to see if my hunch was true or not.

5:04 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ Ruffians

5:12 pm July, 20 Southern Scrotic said...

I’m curious to see what’s under the brunette’s do-rag. I’m guessing it’s finger licking good.

5:21 pm July, 20 Bromancing the Choad said...

The linebacker seems to have lost all interest in this charade before the photog could snap the picture. She’s headed for the all night seafood buffet, I reckon.

8:21 pm July, 20 Stephanie said...

Parade of shame.

8:27 pm July, 20 Troy Tempest said...

It’s the march of the douchebag soldiers.

9:08 pm July, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I dunno. The Wife says the tall blonde kinda looks like Candice Olson the volleyball star turned decorator on HGTV. In which case Vin Douchal may have called it right about the night on the town phenom.

5:11 am July, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

I think what we are witnessing here with Hermits new FB is a variation of the ol’ classic walk of shame.

3:56 pm July, 21 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I spend a lot of time in Vegas hotels (eating/drinking/writing about it) and am all too familiar with the scene seen above.
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Walk through any lobby or casino of any of our middle-brow joints (Hard Rock, Trop, Flamingo, Palms, etc.) any summer day between 11am and 7 pm and you will see a steady stream of stupid dudes and even stupider chicks (because they’re hanging with the stupid dudes) acting/dressing just this way.
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.My question is : Why DB1? Why?
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.When did it start? When will it end?
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.When will someone give me a large caliber firearm (preferably a Steyer 5.62 mm Assault rifle) to eradicate this pestilence?
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And what the fuck do these people do for a living? Vegas ain’t cheap ya know?
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.Crotchety Crotch

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