Saturday, July 16, 2011

Comment of the Week: Adolf Skroatler Von Baggenstein

From the Old Man Moe thread comes a brief and confused appearance by Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein:

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Just got back from Costa Rica, tried to find a cure for my A.D.D… good God, look at this chick, she’s fine as… what the hell is that guy doing with a mask on his… See I told you money makes you handsome, that’s why my wife fuuu… What was I doing again???

Hasta,
ASvB

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# posted by douchebag1
2:00 pm July, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Good God that’s a stupid tattoo.

2:03 pm July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to brush her teeth.
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WhAT T5 FUCK DOES AVS HAVE TO DO WITH DOUCHABLE AKA NANCY DREYCW, EDYRGT TARBAQX, and her emmimece fustfucker
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I still hear that Rush will appear with Kim Mitchell tonight in Shikthole ontario but can not confirm.
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Alumni

2:09 pm July, 16 Wedgie said...

Classic thumbing the nip pose. Grant Wood wishes he’d have thought of this one. Too bad, dead fuccer.

2:15 pm July, 16 Wheezer said...

The guy in this photo is one of the more generic choadwanks we’ve seen here. The arm tatt is sooooo 2007, broheim. If he had hair on his head, would he spike it all of fwip it? Fauxhawk?
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He’d certainly do something douchey with it, no doubt.

2:16 pm July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

funny shit from the basenall fight down a few threads back. I’s going at it again now. If Rush showa up I’ll have prrof. i’m runnin out of dope. two ounces left and lennny is in your countru with the lacroossw kids.

Sponeers

4:31 pm July, 16 creature said...

welcome back ASvB

6:12 pm July, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Jesus H. Christ! I didn’t even get my goddam 15 minutes. WTF???!!!
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But you gotta admit, my name *does* look good in 24 pt.

6:33 pm July, 16 Hermit said...

A team of Archeologists from the University of Tampa Online searched back through the Samuraï Scröte thread with picks, shovels and little whisk brooms and determined that it was ASvB who started the whole thing.

6:39 pm July, 16 douchebag1 said...

Sorry Douchble Helix, had a great one from you and then I lost it, and I’m far too lazy to go back and find it again. Will honor your ass next time.
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– management

6:54 pm July, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Young Gina Gershon Hott makes me weep and by weep I mean she gives me wood

7:11 pm July, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Congrats anyways Douchble Helix.
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@Rev, I wish I was as funny as Edith Anne Tarbox from Dripping Springs Texas, that dude’s hilarious. You know he’s a dude right? Its part of the joke. Eh, forget it an roll another fattie.

8:42 pm July, 16 creature said...

she’s talking again

9:38 pm July, 16 Anonymous said...

Rev, you’re a funny p.o.s.
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Sir

11:21 pm July, 16 Douchble Helix said...

d’oh!
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Yer killing me, kid. I’m guessing it’s in the same freakin’ thread as ASvB’s.
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Anybody seen Dark Sock anywhere?

3:08 am July, 17 peter said...

Great site very interesting read thank you…cheers Peter

3:36 am July, 17 tall guy said...

Hmmm, small firm tits. My favourite.

6:09 am July, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

I’d like to see more pictures of young Demi Moore Hott.

7:23 am July, 17 anonymous said...

The Young Hott gives me Peni Erecti.

2:39 pm July, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If that were me in the pic doing the thumbs up with Brunette no-kids Britney Spears my thumb would be a blur as it swiped back and forth across her nipple until the sound reminded you of a baseball card in the spokes of of your bicycle as you rode down Suicide Hill as fast as your legs could pump. Only nobody would hear it because the orgasm noise coming out of Britney’s nose would make the sound of an F-16 engine firing up seem more like the long, slowly fading phuuuuuuuuurt that happens when you get that one good fart that opens your ass just right and it just keeps going and going and going and fading and going and fading but still going until it just sort of fhuuuuoooops out at the end.
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Hell, where was I going with this?

9:06 pm July, 17 Stephanie said...

He has a nipple pinch and he’s still unhappy,whatta asshole! Total lick the bag douchebag. And creepy too!

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7:22 pm July, 18 Lem said...

Tattoo dude just got out of prison.

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