Friday, July 1, 2011
Friday Haiku
Some men are from Mars;
These women are from Venus.
He’s from Uranus.
His Hardy undies
are lined with Saturn’s rings and
Jupiter’s brown eye.
– Wheezer
These girls look as if
Tropical fish got their wish
To be human Bleeths
– Vin Douchal
Tilted camera
Meant to make scene look edgy
Next time use an axe
– Mr. Scrotato Head
PTP Hottie
On left looks a bit dismayed.
Barbizon School lied.
– Wedgie
Did this bar do right
thing and plant Venus Flytraps
just above the bar?
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
The Photographer
used a “dutch angle”; but Tim
asked for “dutch rudder”…
– everything but the gonad
His Hardy undies
are lined with Saturn’s rings and
Jupiter’s red eye.
I have long weekend;
stopping in to see if I
still have haiku skillz.
Regs’ turnout slowed by
holiday weekend? Figures –
will we hit 30?
His Hardy undies
are lined with Saturn’s rings and
Jupiter’s brown eye.
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Damn me for being too fuccen literal all the time…..
It’s Canada Day!
Is this a Toronto ‘bag?
Corner Yack & Bloorf.
drag queens dead hookers
and gaga think these girls are
cold and synthetic
Left chick may be hott;
too much makeup obscures her,
but right girl needs it.
Fred was quite proud of
His invention that removes
Eyelids via nips
Left hott has a thought:
“Oh crap, this is going on
the Internet now!”
Horny Aliens
The theme of my latest song
Check it out, DB’s!
http://www.flamingpie.net/joshgarey/mp3/Josh_Garey-Hot_Young_Stars.mp3
Douchebag repulsed by
touch of females, folds arms in;
would rather hug bros.
Las Vegas showgirls
canned last week; return home to
Des Moines’ new nightclub.
Looks like the intro
pic from a Penthouse photo
spread–early 80s
Tonight’s music is
By Hardy and the Blow Lips
They crack the rear view
Showgirl Skanks Waiting
bottle service is a must
No Goose means No Ass
Is that a muppet
snake on her left shoulder? Jim
Henson turns in grave
These girls look as if
Tropical fish got their wish
To be human Bleeths
Hover hand at right
makes me wonder if “Adam”
now post-op madam…..
Whatever happened
to Elizabeth Berkeley
from saved by the bell.
Jesse Spano was
An All American Girl
Now has been showgirl
Three Thai lady boys
Two in costume one without
Dream of Gaga’s clit
^ Has-been^
Ron Popeil Junior
Shows results of do at home
Ronco Sex Change Kit
Run-of-the-mill scrote,
Maybelline mamas think they’re
going places. NOPE!
Bartender douchebag
Reminds to not suck lemons
Those are for cocktails
Hibiscus hotties,
hang on hairy-armed honcho,
hairless head hates you.
Burn off the tattoos
Trash label clothes, lose the ‘tude
All that’s left is poo
Shirt make me look gay?
No, but you did the makeup
That’s what makes you gay
July 4th weekend;
Firecrackers up his ass not
first explosion there.
In a couple years
This pic will serve to remind
He sucked ass then, too
At latest hot spot
Trying to look relevant
Will pose at pool next
Can we hit 40?
That’s haiku total, not when
they get better jobs.
Tilted camera
Meant to make scene look edgy
Next time use an axe
Gershon’s breasts bigger
Gaga’s tits more talented
Scrote settles for less
PTP Hottie
On left looks a bit dismayed
Barbizon School lied.
Carmen Miranda
bore less fruit on her head than
what we’re seeing here.
Doug used bar back tips
for the night to pay to pose
with his co-workers
Good to see Wheezer
back for Haiku Friday. Too
Bad it’s for short time.
Thanks Doc, and yes, it’s
today only – working day
shift’s good for me, though.
Cartoon man on sign
shows only way to save self
from this wretched scene.
Doc has a winner^!
Lots of others here as well;
I just have volume.
Did this bar do right
thing and plant Venus Flytraps
just above the bar?
^^Doug posted to Facebook:
“yo ladeez hit me up u
cud get lucky 2”
Screwed up my first line^:
“Doug posts to Facebook” better;
haiku may still suck.
Wheezer is modest
genius when it comes to the
haikus. I suk rocks.
Brain wave detector
behind bar shows all we knew
was true of these three.
“Who loves ya, baby?”
Telly Savalas’ great-“niece”
wants to suck something.
The Photographer
used a “dutch angle”; but Tim
asked for “dutch rudder”…
Is that Katinka
Ingabogovinana?
Douchebag can’t read good
Crazy-eyed Gina
Boobies holstered in tit sling
Will eat your soul whole
Ima cross my arms
so as to be really cool
for my douche license
The comments are back!
DS1, also “The Hoss,”
saved them from Limbo!
transexual gang
at a cheesy vegas bar
pre-op and anxious
i tilt to the left,
tattoo magnetism draws me
like moth to blue light
I’m firing myself
WordPress Fail, damn you to hell
DarkSockDickSuckPost
Hey I know that guy!
Wait, no I’m wrong
Thank.God.
pic has the color
of television, tuned to
a dead channel. scums.
http://iamtrouble.com/
It is the sixth planet outward from the Sun…At a distance of some 900 million miles Saturn is almost twice as far from the Sun as the planet Jupiter…From Saturn the Sun appears ten times smaller than it appears from Earth. An average area on Earth receives 90 times the amount more sunlight than the same area on Saturn…Being farther from the Sun Saturn is much colder than Jupiter with an average temperature around 285F…Somewhat like our Solar System of which it is a part Saturn has its own system including spectacular rings and the second greatest collection of moons in the Solar System including the second largest moon in the Solar System…The planet is named for the ancient Roman god of agriculture.