Friday, July 8, 2011
Friday Haiku
Pre-arranged marriage:
Cultural Institution!
As is Suicide.
Geordi La Forge
Got a post-Star Trek fwip for
Three Way to Heaven
– The Dude
Unfortunately,
her shirt looks like a torn jock-
strap across her chest
– idfma
Asian robot clown
She’s not happy to be there
I’ll have the number 23
– Et Tu Douche?
Earthlings privy to,
close encounters of turd kind
E.T. Slits his wrists
– hermit android thumbs
Welding accident
left helmet fused to his head
it’s better that way
– Medusa Oblongata
Lead paint in our toys
And now this in our night clubs
China brings down West
– Mr. Scrotato Head
Georgi La Forge
Got a post-Star Trek fwip for
Three Way to Heaven
It’s Cup of Noodle
Pour scalding water on them
Let sit until dead
Geordi^
Unfortunately,
her shirt looks like a torn jock-
strap across her chest
Costume Party?
Most likely not. However,
“she” has a surprise
New-Wave Welder Man
Swore off asian booby for
“Friend” Oingo Bongo
Impersonator
of Ray Charles misses the mark.
So Hit the Road, Jack.
Why is he happy?
Futurebag told him of “her,”
He’s lucky Pierre!
Little Asian’s Mamms
Might be from Mississippi
Ho-Hos Darksock?
Asian robot clown
She’s not happy to be there
I’ll have the number 23
Swimming lessons with
My daughters precludes the wit
Needed for Haiku.
Seventh member of
Black Eyed Peas, Mister Gobble
Plans tranny three way.
General Tsao Cocck
In rear say, “I’m all up in
that nigga. Home slice.”
Will I. Isn’t says
” You not Fergie. No one cares
About my black ass.”
Japanese Game Show
Your Host is Gilbert Gottfried
Fuck You All; goodnight
At the Tokyo Douche-tele-thon
Raising money for diaster
Wasabe busts a move
Minority Douche
Stole my fucking ski goggles,
I hope he gets AIDS.
Asian dude likes tan.
Come on up in this grill Bitch.
Bedtime for Bronzer.
One chink. two chink, red
Chink, Shade chink. Doctor Zeuss hurls.
Horton smells a poo.
Hey , is this thing on?
Looks like I’m not the only
Reg that just got here
New game show, Japan
Douchebag-uhru and his Breeth
Runaway winners
Cheap Filipina
Nanny available with
Brother and Douchebag.
Earthquakes? Tsunamis?
Fukoshima melt down? Pfft!
Japan falls to douche.
You.. Give.. Me.. Twenty
Dolla. I fuck suck both long
Timey GI Joe.
Earthlings privy to,
close encounters of turd kind
E.T. Slits his wrists
Japanese birthrate
Seven point three per thousand
This is their future
Dirtector Ang Lee
Presents stars of “Weekend at
Michael Jackson’s” (Burp)
.
.
,
(Burp) = needed one more beat in that line
If they were speaking
My haiku dubbed in English
The words would all be
off.
Lead paint in our toys
And now this in our night clubs
China brings down West
Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato. AND
please go fuck yourself.
Welding accident
left helmet fused to his head
it’s better that way
IT Brad wants to
feel like he’s futuristic
Daft Punk arms laser
.
Douche In The Shell Stand
Alone Choadplex coming soon
With bottle service
Just saw purple hair
On head. Jacket. And necklace
Hentai wannabe
Saying they have
small cocks is a bad cliche
By that I mean true.
rapist sunglasses
dumbshit hand motion and tongue
holy douche alert
Asian Max Headroom
Sells dim sum, mouth sex, New Coke
I’ll take the New Coke
cheap douchebags and bleeths.
made in Philippines. ready
to douche. Friday sucks.
Those are what we like to call faggsters. Mostly found in Asia…
Collins painful knee injury — he was said to be crying in practice the day before facing UCLA in the Elite Eight — may have been the difference between KU heading home or packing for Atlanta. The rookie head coach signed a seven-year extension and the Cougars only lose forward Ivory Clark from their starting lineup. Hell join Daniel Hackett and Gabe Pruitt in a three-headed backcourt and as long as the chemistry clicks — and it doesnt become the O.J.-only show — USC will be a force.