Friday, July 8, 2011

Friday Haiku

Pre-arranged marriage:
Cultural Institution!
As is Suicide.


Geordi La Forge
Got a post-Star Trek fwip for
Three Way to Heaven

– The Dude

Unfortunately,
her shirt looks like a torn jock-
strap across her chest

– idfma

Asian robot clown
She’s not happy to be there
I’ll have the number 23

– Et Tu Douche?

Earthlings privy to,
close encounters of turd kind
E.T. Slits his wrists

– hermit android thumbs

Welding accident
left helmet fused to his head
it’s better that way

– Medusa Oblongata

Lead paint in our toys
And now this in our night clubs
China brings down West

– Mr. Scrotato Head

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:54 am July, 8 The Dude said...

Georgi La Forge
Got a post-Star Trek fwip for
Three Way to Heaven

6:55 am July, 8 jonezy said...

It’s Cup of Noodle
Pour scalding water on them
Let sit until dead

6:55 am July, 8 The Dude said...

Geordi^

6:57 am July, 8 idfma said...

Unfortunately,
her shirt looks like a torn jock-
strap across her chest

6:57 am July, 8 jonezy said...

Costume Party?
Most likely not. However,
“she” has a surprise

7:13 am July, 8 saulgoode42 said...

New-Wave Welder Man
Swore off asian booby for
“Friend” Oingo Bongo

7:17 am July, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Impersonator
of Ray Charles misses the mark.
So Hit the Road, Jack.

7:23 am July, 8 Condouchious said...

Why is he happy?
Futurebag told him of “her,”
He’s lucky Pierre!

7:31 am July, 8 jonezy said...

Little Asian’s Mamms
Might be from Mississippi
Ho-Hos Darksock?

7:42 am July, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Asian robot clown
She’s not happy to be there
I’ll have the number 23

8:00 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Swimming lessons with
My daughters precludes the wit
Needed for Haiku.

8:02 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seventh member of
Black Eyed Peas, Mister Gobble
Plans tranny three way.

8:04 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

General Tsao Cocck
In rear say, “I’m all up in
that nigga. Home slice.”

8:05 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Will I. Isn’t says
” You not Fergie. No one cares
About my black ass.”

8:05 am July, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Japanese Game Show
Your Host is Gilbert Gottfried
Fuck You All; goodnight

8:06 am July, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

At the Tokyo Douche-tele-thon
Raising money for diaster
Wasabe busts a move

8:08 am July, 8 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Minority Douche
Stole my fucking ski goggles,
I hope he gets AIDS.

8:13 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asian dude likes tan.
Come on up in this grill Bitch.
Bedtime for Bronzer.

8:17 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One chink. two chink, red
Chink, Shade chink. Doctor Zeuss hurls.
Horton smells a poo.

8:19 am July, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Hey , is this thing on?
Looks like I’m not the only
Reg that just got here

8:20 am July, 8 Vin Douchal said...

New game show, Japan
Douchebag-uhru and his Breeth
Runaway winners

8:25 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cheap Filipina
Nanny available with
Brother and Douchebag.

8:27 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Earthquakes? Tsunamis?
Fukoshima melt down? Pfft!
Japan falls to douche.

8:28 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You.. Give.. Me.. Twenty
Dolla. I fuck suck both long
Timey GI Joe.

8:29 am July, 8 hermit android thumbs said...

Earthlings privy to,
close encounters of turd kind
E.T. Slits his wrists

8:31 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Japanese birthrate
Seven point three per thousand
This is their future

8:32 am July, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Dirtector Ang Lee
Presents stars of “Weekend at
Michael Jackson’s” (Burp)
.
.
,
(Burp) = needed one more beat in that line

8:32 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If they were speaking
My haiku dubbed in English
The words would all be

8:33 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

off.

8:35 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Lead paint in our toys
And now this in our night clubs
China brings down West

8:55 am July, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato. AND
please go fuck yourself.

8:59 am July, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Welding accident
left helmet fused to his head
it’s better that way

9:00 am July, 8 Sir David Douchenborough said...

IT Brad wants to
feel like he’s futuristic
Daft Punk arms laser
.
Douche In The Shell Stand
Alone Choadplex coming soon
With bottle service

9:05 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Just saw purple hair
On head. Jacket. And necklace
Hentai wannabe

9:09 am July, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Saying they have
small cocks is a bad cliche
By that I mean true.

9:26 am July, 8 MrEvilBreakfast said...

rapist sunglasses
dumbshit hand motion and tongue
holy douche alert

9:54 am July, 8 soy bomb said...

Asian Max Headroom
Sells dim sum, mouth sex, New Coke
I’ll take the New Coke

10:49 pm July, 8 Steve L. said...

cheap douchebags and bleeths.
made in Philippines. ready
to douche. Friday sucks.

1:00 am July, 9 Boris said...

Those are what we like to call faggsters. Mostly found in Asia…

5:38 am July, 10 Panama corporation said...

Collins painful knee injury — he was said to be crying in practice the day before facing UCLA in the Elite Eight — may have been the difference between KU heading home or packing for Atlanta. The rookie head coach signed a seven-year extension and the Cougars only lose forward Ivory Clark from their starting lineup. Hell join Daniel Hackett and Gabe Pruitt in a three-headed backcourt and as long as the chemistry clicks — and it doesnt become the O.J.-only show — USC will be a force.

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