Friday, July 15, 2011
Friday Haiku
Flip-top beer goggles,
Come from behind victory.
His prize? Red groin rash.
Spot celebrity
Pillsbury Doughboy Junior
And Gene Simmons’ girl
– Vin Douchal
Charlie Sheen looks on
at these ghastly lumps of dough
they are NOT “winning”.
-Medusa Oblongata
Fliptop sunglasses
can’t prevent retinal burn
from whale’s bleached asshole.
– Mandouchian Candidate
Bleeth makes beeping sound
Backs into four-eyed zebra
Pit odor erupts.
– Claude Douchenbagger
He’s soft in the gut
She’s clearly soft in the head
A match made in Queens
– Mr. Scrotato Head
Wears Zebra sweatpants
Only other thing he packed
Were his ass-less chaps
Spot celebrity
Pillsbury Doughboy Junior
And Gene Simmons’ girl
Damn! Roger Clemens
Time to get back on the ‘roids
And loose that pus gut
Disgusting gut rash
Proves old saying that these two
Are “Rubbing Brillos”
Charlie Sheen looks on
at these ghastly lumps of dough
they are NOT “winning”.
Interspecies love
Zebra with a Largemouth Bass
great rashes ensue
Baboonish Blondie
is dry-humped by Zebra Zack
Charlie Sheen looks on
OW! That pin is sharp!
That’s not a pin, it’s my cockk
Yeah, thanks match dot com
Holy Mother sheesh
Fabric flashback seventies
roaring orange mams
Holy Shit Batman
It’s circa two thousand six
Doggy Baggin’ Bro!
Zebra Zack Mounts Up
Behind his greatest triumph
Retarded White Whale.
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Ahabs
His pasty ass ooz-
ing out of tiger print trunks–
disgusting–save us
Fliptop sunglasses
cant prevent retinal burn
from whales bleached asshole.
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Taints
White Steve Urkel pre-
tending he knows what to do
with a real girl
She’s an every-bleeth
It seems I’ve seen her before?
Likely while blacked out
No time for Haiku
Rumour that Rush may appear
With Kim Mitchell Sat.
.
Reverend Chad may
Put on reunion of
Civilization.
.
If Max and Rush play
Battlescar in park. All will
Be welcome. But I
.
Think it is a hoax.
If not, Dark Sock et al will
Know around midnight.
.
If they have to fly
To Massena, New York to
Meet the holy three.
.
Lenny The Box will
Provide unusual transport
Across the border.
.
With assistance from
Natives. I have the VIP tent
And doobs if Kim says.
.
It’s a go. If not
Still the party of century
In this shithole town.
.
Rush Nation
Bleeth makes beeping sound
Backs into four-eyed zebra
Pit odor errupts
hey. Dipshit poolboy
You’re doing it wrong loser.
This is how its done
Sweet leapin’ Jeebus
I got my sorry ass up
For this pusbag douche?
Chuck Norris laughs
“You need the gut blaster, fats!”
“I’ll take her from here.”
And off-camera
Darksockk says: “Now, open wide”.
Dolphin cockks are huge.
you’re an amateur
tatt up like a real d-bag
Fucking horrific
Lady Gaga gave
Her multi-goggles to the
Douchebag with gut rash.
Disgusting people
Advance cause of abortion
Make them go away
Father of the bleeth
Looking for cyanide pill
Or bridge to jump from
Fat on Fat
Douche with a hat
Bleeth takes one up the @zz
First rare picture of
inter-species eroti-
ca makes Darwin weep.
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Ya I know it’s week but the syllables fuccked me up.
Cubs fans practicing
Big party end of this year
For loss one hundred
Poor man’s Charlie S
A little cocaine could help
Trim that huge waistline
Zebra and jackass
go doggy baggin’. What pops
out nine months later?
.
Is it zebrass or
is it jackra? Either way
evolution doomed.
.
Coupling of these two
means result will be sterile.
Hope for the future?
.
Who are we kidding?
Douche and bleeth will continue
promiscuous ways.
.
Sterile offspring give
us chance to repopulate
with normal children.
.
Lesson to be learned
here? Keep kids away from these
to make diff’rence.
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Haiku theatre will resume again momentarily.
He’s soft in the gut
She’s clearly soft in the head
A match made in Queens
Simpledon models
Jizz glasses for when outdoors
Flip, say, “I got it !”
“Two-and-a-half Men?”
Maybe if one of the men
Ate the one and half
Fat pud still has hope
Felching is not a crime…yet
Screetching Bleeth must stop
vampire bleeth ready
to suck everyone’s blood dry.
poor photographer.
ha ha LOL
LOLiKopturz…LOL
OMFG
lol
Dude….I just had my appendix removed and it’s party time!!!!!!!!