Friday, July 15, 2011

Friday Haiku

Flip-top beer goggles,
Come from behind victory.
His prize? Red groin rash.

Spot celebrity
Pillsbury Doughboy Junior
And Gene Simmons’ girl

– Vin Douchal

Charlie Sheen looks on
at these ghastly lumps of dough
they are NOT “winning”.

-Medusa Oblongata

Fliptop sunglasses
can’t prevent retinal burn
from whale’s bleached asshole.

– Mandouchian Candidate


Bleeth makes beeping sound
Backs into four-eyed zebra
Pit odor erupts.

– Claude Douchenbagger

He’s soft in the gut
She’s clearly soft in the head
A match made in Queens

– Mr. Scrotato Head

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:10 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Wears Zebra sweatpants
Only other thing he packed
Were his ass-less chaps

7:12 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Spot celebrity
Pillsbury Doughboy Junior
And Gene Simmons’ girl

7:14 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Damn! Roger Clemens
Time to get back on the ‘roids
And loose that pus gut

7:16 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Disgusting gut rash
Proves old saying that these two
Are “Rubbing Brillos”

7:22 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Charlie Sheen looks on
at these ghastly lumps of dough
they are NOT “winning”.

7:24 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Interspecies love
Zebra with a Largemouth Bass
great rashes ensue

7:26 am July, 15 I douche, therefore I am said...

Baboonish Blondie
is dry-humped by Zebra Zack
Charlie Sheen looks on

7:27 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

OW! That pin is sharp!
That’s not a pin, it’s my cockk
Yeah, thanks match dot com

7:27 am July, 15 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Holy Mother sheesh
Fabric flashback seventies
roaring orange mams

7:36 am July, 15 jonezy said...

Holy Shit Batman
It’s circa two thousand six
Doggy Baggin’ Bro!

7:45 am July, 15 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Zebra Zack Mounts Up
Behind his greatest triumph
Retarded White Whale.
*
*
*
Ahabs

7:46 am July, 15 idfma said...

His pasty ass ooz-
ing out of tiger print trunks–
disgusting–save us

7:46 am July, 15 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Fliptop sunglasses
cant prevent retinal burn
from whales bleached asshole.
*
*
*
Taints

7:54 am July, 15 idfma said...

White Steve Urkel pre-
tending he knows what to do
with a real girl

8:10 am July, 15 jonezy said...

She’s an every-bleeth
It seems I’ve seen her before?
Likely while blacked out

8:30 am July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No time for Haiku
Rumour that Rush may appear
With Kim Mitchell Sat.
.
Reverend Chad may
Put on reunion of
Civilization.
.
If Max and Rush play
Battlescar in park. All will
Be welcome. But I
.
Think it is a hoax.
If not, Dark Sock et al will
Know around midnight.
.
If they have to fly
To Massena, New York to
Meet the holy three.
.
Lenny The Box will
Provide unusual transport
Across the border.
.
With assistance from
Natives. I have the VIP tent
And doobs if Kim says.
.
It’s a go. If not
Still the party of century
In this shithole town.
.
Rush Nation

8:30 am July, 15 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Bleeth makes beeping sound
Backs into four-eyed zebra
Pit odor errupts

8:32 am July, 15 jonezy said...

hey. Dipshit poolboy
You’re doing it wrong loser.
This is how its done

8:40 am July, 15 Wedgie said...

Sweet leapin’ Jeebus
I got my sorry ass up
For this pusbag douche?

8:42 am July, 15 Wedgie said...

Chuck Norris laughs
“You need the gut blaster, fats!”
“I’ll take her from here.”

8:44 am July, 15 Wedgie said...

And off-camera
Darksockk says: “Now, open wide”.
Dolphin cockks are huge.

8:48 am July, 15 jonezy said...

you’re an amateur
tatt up like a real d-bag
Fucking horrific

9:05 am July, 15 The Dude said...

Lady Gaga gave
Her multi-goggles to the
Douchebag with gut rash.

9:12 am July, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Disgusting people
Advance cause of abortion
Make them go away

9:14 am July, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Father of the bleeth
Looking for cyanide pill
Or bridge to jump from

9:18 am July, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Fat on Fat
Douche with a hat
Bleeth takes one up the @zz

9:23 am July, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

First rare picture of
inter-species eroti-
ca makes Darwin weep.
.
.
.
.
Ya I know it’s week but the syllables fuccked me up.

9:31 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Cubs fans practicing
Big party end of this year
For loss one hundred

9:33 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Poor man’s Charlie S
A little cocaine could help
Trim that huge waistline

9:38 am July, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Zebra and jackass
go doggy baggin’. What pops
out nine months later?
.
Is it zebrass or
is it jackra? Either way
evolution doomed.
.
Coupling of these two
means result will be sterile.
Hope for the future?
.
Who are we kidding?
Douche and bleeth will continue
promiscuous ways.
.
Sterile offspring give
us chance to repopulate
with normal children.
.
Lesson to be learned
here? Keep kids away from these
to make diff’rence.
.
.
Haiku theatre will resume again momentarily.

9:51 am July, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

He’s soft in the gut
She’s clearly soft in the head
A match made in Queens

9:53 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Simpledon models
Jizz glasses for when outdoors
Flip, say, “I got it !”

9:57 am July, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Two-and-a-half Men?”
Maybe if one of the men
Ate the one and half

11:20 am July, 15 SortaDamocles said...

Fat pud still has hope
Felching is not a crime…yet
Screetching Bleeth must stop

5:52 pm July, 15 Steve L. said...

vampire bleeth ready
to suck everyone’s blood dry.
poor photographer.

7:56 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

ha ha LOL
LOLiKopturz…LOL
OMFG

7:56 pm July, 15 DarkSock said...

lol

10:05 pm July, 16 BraronVonDouche said...

Dude….I just had my appendix removed and it’s party time!!!!!!!!

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