Friday, July 29, 2011

Friday Haiku

Spikey Greaser smirks,
Carmen Miranda fish lips,
Logan Doesn’t Run.

beady-eyed ballbag,
sucks scary spice to sternum,
wears casual slacks.

— Colossus of Choads

Mommy, where does Poo
Come from? You came from my box
You silver haired freak.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Cirque Du Soleil said
“He’s too douchy, even for us”
Grabs Bleeth for comfort

— The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse

Comic-Con reject.
Captain Dingle-Berry fly
Back to Ur-Anus.

— Ol’ Dirty Douche

Five Ten with the spikes
Four Ten on a rainy day
Sly Stallone Short-Bag

— Douche Wayne

Eraserhead gropes
Asian hott knows: Big trouble
in little China

— Medusa Oblongata

# posted by douchebag1
6:57 am July, 29 Colossus of Choads said...

beady-eyed ballbag,
sucks scary spice to sternum,
wears casual slacks.

6:58 am July, 29 Horace Dangleballs said...

Slim Jim Guy on break
Gropes bleethy Asian who-bag
She pukes up meat stick

6:59 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mommy, where does Poo
Come from? You came from my box
You silver haired freak.

7:01 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Christianne Amanpour from
Germany. ” I love leisure
Pants more than the news.

7:03 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Betty Boop likes guys
Who know what they like. He likes
Parades and product.

7:04 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I forgot my shirt
Again. Gotta spend more time
Working on my cock.

7:07 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that your gunt or
Are you just happy I wore
My fancy eyebrows.

7:09 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Morrisey hits gym.
Macks the hottie like a stud
Bigmouth Strikes Again

7:14 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hannibal Pector
Wants meat vest to wear. It must
Put on the lotion.

7:17 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her lips say yes. His
Hair says douche. His eyes says now.
His mouth says cock please.

7:19 am July, 29 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Rubbing boobs on chest
makes his hair stand up on end
gel makes root static

7:19 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is anybody
Out there. Cause you know I cant
Do this all day, Sons.

7:21 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hair must stand erect
If she ever stands a chance
At something thats hard.

7:25 am July, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I gotta get stoned
And pack beer for park. Poppa
Was a rolling drunk.

7:29 am July, 29 douchebag1 said...

No sign of the Sock,
So DB1 Haikus ‘gain,
To mock the spiker.
.
– management

7:35 am July, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tanned arms, pasty face?
Well this douche drives a Sears truck!
Don’t scratch my washer!

7:36 am July, 29 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

“People who double as
impaling device”, Chinese
have strange festivals.

7:40 am July, 29 The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse said...

Cirque Du Soleil said
“He’s too douchy, even for us”
Grabs Bleeth for comfort

7:41 am July, 29 Ol' Dirty Douche said...

Comic-Con reject.
Captain Dingle-Berry fly
Back to Ur-Anus.

7:41 am July, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Eraserhead gropes
Asian hott knows: Big trouble
in little China

7:41 am July, 29 Douche Boyardee's Cheese and Bagaroni said...

VC Booby Trap,
Let us Hope a Venus Fly
takes this douche bag out.

7:42 am July, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

She’ll skip the massage
he just had Happy Ending
in his khaki pants

7:43 am July, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Bare chested with chains?
I’ll whip him til he bleeds
back to plantation!
.
.
.
.
Too soon?

7:44 am July, 29 Douche Wayne said...

I thought this site was
required to have chicks in
pics not chicks with dicks.

7:48 am July, 29 Douche Wayne said...

His top would stab “her”
“Her” crotch would stab him right back
Who’s sticking who here?

7:58 am July, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Harpie bleeth nightmare
hangs trophy scrotes from ceiling
next victim lacks sac.

7:59 am July, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douchebag does his spin
On big Arnold’s Mr. Freeze.
Just makes Mr. Cheez.

8:01 am July, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Sesame Street Bert
Gym, product, and eyebrow wax
Maria likey.

8:09 am July, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Scientists searching
for biological arms
need to get that rag.

8:14 am July, 29 Mandouchian Candidate said...

High, High Touch The Sky
I have hair clay in my eye
Tranny I will buy.

*
Rhyme Syndicate

8:16 am July, 29 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Chippendale Trevor
Bare Chested and Spikey Hair
Equals Box of Fail!
*
*
Food Court Employees

8:21 am July, 29 MrEvilBreakfast said...

WTF hairstyle
and shirtless failure. I am
surprised: no lame tats.

8:34 am July, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Five Ten with the spikes
Four Ten on a rainy day
Sly Stallone Short-Bag

8:39 am July, 29 MrEvilBreakfast said...

Recommend measures
for ending this douchebag’s life.
I choose dull chainsaw.

9:08 am July, 29 FoghornLeghorn said...

The silver hair gel,
the babe in the leopard dress,
shout out, “Notice me!”

9:20 am July, 29 Troy Tempest said...

put your shirt back on
you narcissistic douchebag.
you make larks vomit.

9:33 am July, 29 schlicht bindenburger said...

has the zombie war started? where’s my shootin iron?!!!!

9:41 am July, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Call me Heat Miser
My hair rages while I smirk
I am a Douchebag

10:27 am July, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

Damn guys, haikus be getting better and better.
I’m just resigining to the fact that I’ll never get one up.
8am is too early.

10:28 am July, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

Haikus improving
8am is too early
for me to write one

10:52 am July, 29 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Cartoonish Skunk Ape
gropes semi-cute latina
my gorge rises

11:31 am July, 29 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Leopard Print Puckers
guzzles gallons of Rick’s splooge
PTP gaybag

12:10 pm July, 29 Anonymous said...

Frosty twats clinching
Palpable fear rules the room
Genetic garbage

12:59 pm July, 29 tall guy said...

Suzie Wong mistaken
Thought it was four-prong she was taken
“It’s cool”, says Spikey
“I’m sure you’re gonna likey,
even though I feel your bit of man bacon?”

1:33 pm July, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Jealous of her leo-
pard spots, he wears tiger stripes
in a head job rant.

1:37 pm July, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

After removing
paint from his bod, he Gooped his
hair: No Dutch Boy here.

1:40 pm July, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Genghis Khan rolls o-
ver in grave to see Mongol
babe embrace spikewad.

1:42 pm July, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Gray spiked hair and mus-
cled torso: Why bid against
yourself at auction?

9:00 pm July, 29 Steve L. said...

orangutan girl
has more plastic than he has
steroids. not yummy.

2:27 pm July, 30 DarkSock said...

‘Sock missed connection;
American Airlines sucks
And so does Dallas.

7:15 pm July, 30 idfma said...

King D wannabe
gropes the phillipino or
maybe Thai tranny.
.
I had to work too
only they chain me to my
desk and lock the door

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