Sunday, July 17, 2011

Hamsters with Douchebags

Because sometimes we all gotta get freaky with a hamster.

# posted by douchebag1
8:24 am July, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Made it through about 7 seconds, quite disturbing.

8:40 am July, 17 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Most repulsive youtube preview picture ever.

8:43 am July, 17 Hamster Lover said...

This is right on so many levels.

8:44 am July, 17 SPCA said...

Somebody should probably call us.

8:46 am July, 17 SuperAnon said...

Green balls in the morning. Sailors take warning.

9:42 am July, 17 Wheezer said...

Nothing like a little Eurofreakery for a Sunday afternoon.
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So, was the point here to show that the hamster was more well hung? Because our Jack Black/Gunther lovechild here was successful in showing this.

10:25 am July, 17 creature said...

if he could just do the same size enhancement trick to his dingus, he just might get some dates…or become the ‘pitcher’ in gay porn (more likely scenario)

10:46 am July, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

Is this what doubles for foreplay in San Francisco?
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@Wheezer–I thought “Jack Black woudl do something like this” as soon as I saw it.

11:53 am July, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow! Giant hamsters are cool. I think that guy has anal leakage issues.
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Rush didn’t show fuckers. Best high school reunion in history. I was deported by the FBI when my hot air balloon landed in the the states in the parking lot behind the casino. US Border Patrol think that impaired driving convictions and lack of passport is a serious issue but I was gently coerced into returning to Canada with a broken nose, a bit of road rash, and delivered to the local constabulary. Usually I hate cops but the local peace officers were kind enough to drag me down a few flights of stairs and breaking my wrist before I called Mrs. Kroeger to bail me out when my new American friends explained that I may be carrying a bit of marijuana residue. So the bitch wouldn’t npick me up and I had to call Lemmy the Box who was subsequently arrested in an unrelated drug raid for hosting a few pounds of weed and shit, fuck! The dudes hot air balloon was impounded. Fucking wind. Anyway when they found out that I was hosting the reunion/balloon festival the charge were dropped by some pigs i know. Lenny should be out in a few hours cause we know a justice of ther peace who is an activist and will rekease Lenny on compassionate grounds for his chronic pain and pending BBQ back in my Druid fiels this evening. We are expecting 50,000 people.
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Mrs. Kroeger and the girls have not been seen in the last 24 hours. Mouthy fuckers. Perhaps it would have been a good idea to not have sex with my cousins wife in my uncle’s driveway in daylight while the guy living in my old house with the leaky basement was watching us. I think this time I may really stop drinking so I can remember where the girls and my old fucking principal are buried.
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Son

12:30 pm July, 17 Ohio FJ said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth…

12:39 pm July, 17 SuperAnon said...

Green balls at night, 3/10 sailors delight.

1:26 pm July, 17 Mr. White said...

I’m not even clicking on gym short crotch hamsters, but if you watched, here’s a palate cleanser. What I want to know is why I never come across chicks like this on the “Russian-American Friendship” sites? I always have to return my mail-order brides for one reason or another.

1:26 pm July, 17 Mr. White said...

And of course, I fucked up the link. Here’s a second attempt.

2:15 pm July, 17 Hermit said...

Any reunion where RUSH doesn’t show up is a good reunion.
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“Rock” bands with synthesisers=autodouche.
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Come at me neckbeards

3:42 pm July, 17 Neckbeards said...

You’re dead to us Hermit.

5:30 pm July, 17 creature said...

hermit…I wish they would change their name to SHUSH

5:30 pm July, 17 creature said...

or HUSH!

6:06 pm July, 17 Sir Boo said...

The guy should have gotten a tan and gelled his hair first.

8:48 pm July, 17 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

Gotta give him a NOTTA- no stupid tatts, no kissy face, no hair gel. No Jesus bling, no ridiculous facial hair, no earring. No faux-hawk, no Axe Body Spray (at least I don’t think so), no fist pumping. No hot chick, either.
Nerdy? Yes. Douche? I think not!

9:03 pm July, 17 Stephanie said...

Just retarded. I waited for something to happen…but nothing…1:45 of my time wasted,that I will never get back.

10:24 pm July, 17 Anonymous said...

@Stephanie, did you ever know…that you’re my hero?

10:58 pm July, 17 DarkSock said...

I was a little disappointed that the giant hamster didn’t stuff the dude in its ass.
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And by “disappointed” I mean “relieved”.

5:06 am July, 18 Guid is Good said...

……… I think we all know what happened next, soon to be revealed on the Richard Gere Director’s Cut.

5:07 am July, 18 Guid is Good said...

Special Patrol Group weeps.

6:22 am July, 18 creature said...

I believe everyone was hoping the giant hmster would rabbit fuck him in the fanny pack

9:16 am July, 18 jonezy said...

this guy watches far too much Eric & Tim Awesome show

9:24 am July, 18 Mr. Biggs said...

That’s what Gere said.

11:12 am July, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

I just watched the whole thing. What the hell was going on there? Seriously. I have no idea what I just saw, but I know I saw hamster penis.

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