Saturday, July 23, 2011

HCwDB Comment of the Week: Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

Newbie comments thread participant (or are they?) Ich verstehe sie ist heiß wins the coveted HCwDB Comment of the Week with this snarky quip in yesterday’s tattoo discussion thread:

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Nothing says “I am expressing my individuality, my creativity, and uniqueness” quite like walking into one of the 10,000 tattoo shops downtown, choosing design #31417 from the book on the counter, and having an Air Conditioning & Heating school dropout inject your skin with ink and hepatitis C.
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Arcerbic and slicing, nicely played, Mr. Heiß.

# posted by douchebag1
12:47 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So Amy Winehouse was waiting at the Pearly Gates this afternoon and St. Peter says to her, ” Is that your nose or are you choking on vomit.”
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I thank you. Tip your waitresses.

2:18 pm July, 23 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Tattoos are a ‘bag-brand. Yes, every single one of them, no matter how benign.
Sorry, it had to be said.

2:55 pm July, 23 creature said...

is that Heib, or Hebe?

3:12 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Everyone here knows I love me the Jews, as I cohabit with three of the female variety. One of which celebrated our anniversary with me dining on German cuisine, ales, some gentle anal bondage, ending the evening with a viewing of Reservoir Dogs as it all began those many miserable years ago to when I was a happy man.
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So when I say Amy Winehouse is now the second worse Jewish comedian in the world after Jimmy Kimmel you know I mean it in a semitic friendly way. Sons.
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Tattoos have anothe place where they are allowed in my book. X-Gamed competitors. Any teenage or older self-made millionaire who bangs little chicks for rolling or sliding around having fun and getting stoked should be exempt.

3:48 pm July, 23 Too soon? said...

Amy Winehouse had a bunch of trashy tattoos and look where it got her. And way to go German new guy!
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The douche n the pic is a librarian twat.

4:36 pm July, 23 DarkSock said...

“I don’t want to go to Autopsy…No, No, No…”
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Too soon? Hell with RevChad I was too late!

5:20 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Gotta get buried by sundown, the Rabbi said.. No, No, No.”

5:22 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Rush is invited to temple, Geddy said No,No,No.”

5:51 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The new Nikkei futures have Summer’s Eve, Smirnoff, and Crack Pipes R’ Us futures down before the bell.
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Pallbearers

6:52 pm July, 23 Mr. White said...

“I told my lungs to breathe in, they said no, no, no…”

6:53 pm July, 23 Mr. White said...

I hope Amy Winehouse’s next album is as good as Heiß’s comment.
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What?

7:42 pm July, 23 Troy Tempest said...

Amy winehouse had a great voice, but lousy taste in men and frankly was WAAAAAY too skanky for me. she just seemed like so many fucked up women I’ve known. She probably didn’t even swallow.

7:44 pm July, 23 The Dude said...

Party on, Wayne. Ich been eine doucheliner.

Amy Winehouse sang nicely, looked all fucked up the whole time.

8:28 pm July, 23 MrEvilBreakfast said...

Why is she pointing at his moob? To point it out? WE GET IT THANKS.

12:46 pm July, 24 Steve L. said...

there aren’t many things that are easier than Heaving, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning.
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i guess tattooing is one of them.

1:05 pm July, 24 Steve L. said...

how did Heating turn into Heaving?
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i don’t know.

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4:52 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Jesus said, “You can’t put new wine into old bottles, No, No, NO!!”

4:53 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Tattoos belong on sailors and Stevedores, yes, yes YES!
That said, thems bein’ on douchebags is part of what makes a douchebag a douchebag.

4:55 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ich bin ein Douchebag, Ja, Ja JA!!!

4:58 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Sprecken sie Douche?

4:59 pm July, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That’s not much of a moob she’s pointin’ at, but it does resemble a flatiron with a burn spot.

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