Monday, July 11, 2011
Headwound Harry Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
Oh lithe Monica Triplets, how you paddle each other with ping pong paddles in the green room of your overpriced pseudo-Gothic Orange County strip mall nightclub while you wait on call to pretend to like Head Wound Harry for 10 bucks an hour before the Armenian club owner, Mr. Hackloogian, makes untoward advances in a leering and unprofessional manner at 2am.
I see each of your suckle thighs in the basest of carnal senses, and raise you an awkward arm fondle.
I’d like to Bumpit with hott on the left…
The first thing that came to my mind was that my desk is really too close to my lap. Second, that could be a young Barbie Benton on the left.
if johnny cash had a douchebag son who watched the movie “colors”every day, and wore guyliner, he would probably still kick the shit out of headwound harry on general principles
It’s so hot in Ontario today my dog’s shit explodes like tempered glass when it hits my neighbour’s house across the street.
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Barbie Benton gave my 10 year old penis a lift.
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Playboys
Tall girls, short shorts. Always a good choice.
Barbie Benton’s daughter is smoking. The Hott doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx, @ 9:53 am
FTW!!!!!!!
Jason Alexander has seen better days
Red bustier, Barbi Benton daughter like hott gives me wood on this otherwise atrociously hot miserable day.
Is that the guy from Man vs Food??
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Deer Monica Triplets: ditch Headwound Harry, get checked for STDs (Scrote Transmitted Disease) and I’ll show y’all a real good time.
Finally, some quality tangtittytang! That douche makes present day Steven Seagal look relevant.
He’s probably passable under the blacklights at that cheesy-ass, velvet-flocked posters-on-the-wall club. But in the blinding flare of the camera’s strobe, he becomes another animal entirely. I pray those girls scattered like startled Gazelles when they saw him.
hey Headwound Harry doesn’t have any actual head wounds.
WTF?!
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sorry.
Sesame Street song ” One Of these things just doesn’t belong here…” Harry is hiding his early male pattern baldness.
Maybe I’m late to the party, haven’t been around much at all recently, but this guy has to be Ray Liotta from Hannibal…
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HH is a bear