Monday, July 11, 2011

Headwound Harry Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Oh lithe Monica Triplets, how you paddle each other with ping pong paddles in the green room of your overpriced pseudo-Gothic Orange County strip mall nightclub while you wait on call to pretend to like Head Wound Harry for 10 bucks an hour before the Armenian club owner, Mr. Hackloogian, makes untoward advances in a leering and unprofessional manner at 2am.

I see each of your suckle thighs in the basest of carnal senses, and raise you an awkward arm fondle.

# posted by douchebag1
9:26 am July, 11 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I’d like to Bumpit with hott on the left…

9:46 am July, 11 UFO Destroyers said...

The first thing that came to my mind was that my desk is really too close to my lap. Second, that could be a young Barbie Benton on the left.

9:53 am July, 11 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

if johnny cash had a douchebag son who watched the movie “colors”every day, and wore guyliner, he would probably still kick the shit out of headwound harry on general principles

9:56 am July, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s so hot in Ontario today my dog’s shit explodes like tempered glass when it hits my neighbour’s house across the street.
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Barbie Benton gave my 10 year old penis a lift.
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Playboys

10:19 am July, 11 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Tall girls, short shorts. Always a good choice.

10:26 am July, 11 Anonymous said...

Barbie Benton’s daughter is smoking. The Hott doesn’t fall far from the tree.

10:33 am July, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx, @ 9:53 am
FTW!!!!!!!

10:48 am July, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jason Alexander has seen better days

10:52 am July, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Red bustier, Barbi Benton daughter like hott gives me wood on this otherwise atrociously hot miserable day.

11:51 am July, 11 jack said...

Is that the guy from Man vs Food??

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51wRNThJrUL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

12:42 pm July, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer Monica Triplets: ditch Headwound Harry, get checked for STDs (Scrote Transmitted Disease) and I’ll show y’all a real good time.

1:53 pm July, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Finally, some quality tangtittytang! That douche makes present day Steven Seagal look relevant.

2:45 pm July, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s probably passable under the blacklights at that cheesy-ass, velvet-flocked posters-on-the-wall club. But in the blinding flare of the camera’s strobe, he becomes another animal entirely. I pray those girls scattered like startled Gazelles when they saw him.

8:29 pm July, 11 Steve L. said...

hey Headwound Harry doesn’t have any actual head wounds.
WTF?!

sorry.

8:44 pm July, 11 Stephanie said...

Sesame Street song ” One Of these things just doesn’t belong here…” Harry is hiding his early male pattern baldness.

2:11 pm July, 12 Anonymous 3:16 said...

Maybe I’m late to the party, haven’t been around much at all recently, but this guy has to be Ray Liotta from Hannibal…
http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201095/6.jpg

6:36 pm July, 12 creature said...

HH is a bear

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