Sunday, July 10, 2011

Jedward: Eurobaggery Continues

Remember Jedward?

Yeah, me neither.

Apparently, we featured these clowns on the site a few years ago. Well, they is back.

And by back, I mean a triple vomitorium of regurgitated ass suck.

# posted by douchebag1
8:24 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Great Potato Famine weeps at its failure.

8:24 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At this moment the Ghost of St. Andrew is driving the snakes back into Ireland.

8:25 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Old Bushmills just went from 80 to 190 proof.

8:25 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bono just turned cool again.

8:26 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

30 million Irish girls just gave up their anal virginity.

8:27 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Orangemen Unite!

9:16 am July, 10 Mr. White said...

You see, this is why I nearly vomit with rage when somebody waxes on about how Ireland is filled with great culture. Riverdance? Jedward? Sorry, Ireland. Your “culture” is as good as England’s “food” and China’s “birth control.” I don’t know how the hell you people ever ran an empire.

9:24 am July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Thankfully I don’t remember Jedward. This is typical Eurostyle jammin’. Remember, Douchebag Hasselhoff is huge over there so the fact they’re shelling out Euros to see the white Kriss Kross doesn’t surprise me.

9:25 am July, 10 schlicht bindenburger said...

jedward bonesmokers

9:29 am July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Jedward Jizzerhands

9:38 am July, 10 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

what the fuck was that?

9:40 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedward The Grateth

9:41 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedward Grimley

10:39 am July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jedward Clampett

10:39 am July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tennessee Jedward

10:54 am July, 10 The Dude said...

He’s really blossoming as an artist, and by that I mean they need more cowball on that track.

11:11 am July, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Harkening back a week: JewTard

11:18 am July, 10 Baron Von Goolo said...

I give them credit for their commitment to their art. The only way to get your hair to do that is to be swallowed whole by a humpback whale and – here’s the kicker – make sure that you’re shat out feet first.

For one of them to get that timing right and still wiggle into your ‘Judge Dredd meets Vanilla Ice’ frock by curtain time is impressive. But for two? That’s just divine power at work, my friends.

11:28 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedward Cassidy and Funpants Kid

11:29 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

East of Jedward

11:29 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Towering Jedward

11:30 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedward In Seattle?
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There’s not much to go with here.

11:31 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Das Jedward

11:38 am July, 10 Douche Enforcement Administration said...

Did I just watch a Target commercial?

11:41 am July, 10 idfma said...

It’s like the Flock of Seagulls and the Pet Shop Boys had anal sex, took a shit, and breathed life into the results.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with them having anal sex, but did they need to put their love child on stage?
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This video has me longing for the little dickhead last week.

12:15 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Return Of The Jedward

12:16 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedward And The Cruisers

1:14 pm July, 10 soy bomb said...

Special Jedward

2:04 pm July, 10 Juggalo 6 said...

Jedward and the Dummkopfs? It kinda reminds me of that gross feeling you get while being hit on by a drunk fat chick in a bar after closing time and you have now where to run as the thunderthighs roll toward ya. You know the one where you would rather puke all over yourself while rolling in your own excriment? Are these Dbags going to be featured at the special Olympics this year? I mean Holy Shit!!! I kinda feel dumber now that I watched that. I think I’ll go bang my head into a cement wall a couple of times to hopefully regain some intelligence. No wonder Europe got their asses kicked in the wars. They deserve another ass kicking just for producing Idiots like these.

2:33 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jedward the Creepy Wankscrote
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/12/smells-like-poo-jed-the-creepy-wankscrote/

2:38 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jedward A-Holes Strike Back
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/06/jedibags/#comments
This was the Sunday evening confessional thread here awhile back.

3:17 pm July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Jedward directing “Plan 9 from Ireland”. Too much of a stretch?
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@Et Tu, loves me some Sunday evening confessionals. Its the best part of church minus the worst part of church.

3:39 pm July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Et Tu, 2:33p, thanks for that link. That brought back great memories. Whatever happened to Redouche Reooze Repsycho? That guy was the genius behind horristankulous.
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PS We’re still talking about RUSH.

3:42 pm July, 10 Stephanie said...

Times two Beiber like Klaus Nomi is a flash in the pan.

3:42 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

What if Justin Bieber started doing a fwip?
What if he got fake tits?
^ lyrics for a good punk song, gotta finish that

5:37 pm July, 10 Troy Tempest said...

Stephanie NAILED it. Bieber by way of Nomi in terms of appearance. Musically? An unholy mixture of Backstreet Boys, Kajagoogoo, and a lady rhino’s pussy farts, because they smell betterer.

6:31 pm July, 10 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

jedward jizzorhands?

this milliegh vanilliegh shit is pure eurotrash vision, a unified and douchey multinational culture of its own.

biffos

6:43 pm July, 10 DarkSock said...

BvG FTW.
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Can’t top that, kids.

6:56 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

Agree, though I’d use shart for these minisculities.

7:50 pm July, 10 Steve L. said...

Eurovision sounds like an optical disease.
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and looks like one too.

8:04 pm July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Yeah Edith, Jedward Jizzerhands, let me see you do something better. Granted, Milliegh Vanilliegh is pretty good.

8:05 pm July, 10 Mr. White said...

This is what Eurovision is supposed to be about: Baths!t Ukranian nerd hotts with schoolgirl back-up dancers that partially strip said Ukranian halfway through the song.
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You’re welcome.

10:26 pm July, 10 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

@nancy, jedward of the rings, the two tossers.

i was laughing too hard, and wondering if that would be such a bad thing. i mean its better than nothing, as grandma always used to say, she was the iowa state fair rhutabega and hand job queen 1951, 1953, 54, 56-62 inclusive. you do not want to ask her what happened in 52 and 55 unless you have some time and apricot brandy you are willing to share.

10:57 pm July, 10 Scroteophobic said...

Why would the patron saint of Scotland be chasing snakes back into Ireland?

5:44 am July, 11 Van Doucheland said...

Ireland is bancrupt and this is their means to pay back their obligations. Rating: D (Default)

5:51 am July, 11 Van Doucheland said...

The world has no debt crisis, rather a douchebag crisis; for all the bags borrow money to consumate crystal and whos!! Who gave them the money btw?!?

10:18 am July, 11 whats_in_a_fuggin_name said...

For big laughs check out the Jebtards on UK music show Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0Cfjjhkwo

10:59 am July, 11 Anonymous said...

^ Jedward on a show named after the Buzzcocks? Pete Shelley just chocked on a cock.

2:55 pm July, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

For the honor of Ireland, I must cleanse the palette.

3:00 pm July, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

And again. Oh, and fuck you, Metallica, for shitting all over this one. RIP Gary Moore.

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