Friday, July 15, 2011

Kelly is Surrounded by ‘Baglings

Pudwack’s Anonymous just called. They’re holding the 10am slot.

Kelly has the glorious smile of eighteen year old youthful Freshman dorm room innocence. It smells like scented candles and Ikea furniture. Endless potential and boobies you will never, ever see. Yet years after you’re married, you’d sell your children on the North African white slave market just for a chance to paddle her anklet bracelets with a licorice stick and cry in a hamper.

# posted by douchebag1
9:25 am July, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

She be Hall of Hot material once she is all growed up…

9:34 am July, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Kelly has many attributes. I suspect that innocence has been lost.

9:45 am July, 15 Vin Douchal said...

And in the background, Pfah sets the timer for the mustard gas device

9:53 am July, 15 jonezy said...

she just got done saying “will you stay the fuck out of my drink station if I take picture with you tools?”
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I’d use her earrings as a cockring… while she’s still wearing them.
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(didn’t I already use that one this week? fuck it, I’m hung[over])

10:03 am July, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hey Flounder (on the left), fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. and nice white belt.

10:03 am July, 15 DarkSock said...

I’d use her earrings as ankle stirrups.
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What?

10:05 am July, 15 DarkSock said...

Giovanni Ribisi begins the next phase of his career by returning back to his table-bussing gig at Ernie’s Ribs ‘N Bibs in Burbank.

10:15 am July, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The towel in her pocket is to wipe all the drool off her chest from Johnny Dorksville and his Jackass posse.
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Do I want the keys to your ’95 Impala? No, no thanks. But I will take a stick of gum. Nice of you to offer.
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But you’re still a tech school wannabe, too stupid to install sprinklers as a summer job douchebag.

10:49 am July, 15 schlicht bindenburger said...

i would dunk her in an vat of pure maple syrup and clean her off by way of my tongue! MUMMA!!!

11:13 am July, 15 Mandouchian Candidate said...

The down side to youth is that young ot chicks get ruined by young douchy douches. Chickslike this should be bought up and offered as retirement gifts….

11:36 am July, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@M. Candidate, retirement from what?

11:40 am July, 15 Mandouchian Candidate said...

@ N Dreuche- from anything but professional sports.

1:41 pm July, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Canadian bags, as evidenced by the 20 in Corey Shame’s hands and what looks to be a pack of Players in Kelly’s pocket.

If she got them legally, then so is she. So, feel less guilty about your desires to Dudley her Doright.

5:01 pm July, 15 Southern Scrotic said...

She’s got baby fat in all the right places. Too bad about the cigarette in her fist.
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But then again, a girl who smokes will stick anything in her mouth.

5:50 pm July, 15 Steve L. said...

if there’s a faster way to shotgun the value of the Canadian dollar into the shitter, i’d rather not know.

6:46 pm July, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

If she smokes she pokes…

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