Monday, July 18, 2011

Loafhead Is Sad

Do not be fooled by Loafhead’s “Hang Loose” hand gesture.

Nor the strange decision by Perky Pauline to lick his cheek in search of goiter-curing citrus after a long period away at sea.

Loafhead is sad.

For the Penny Saver no longer runs deals on mobile outhouses.

Yup. No idea what I’m saying. It’s a lunchtime sugar rush for the DB1 and I’m ridin’ that processed Hostess Cupcake high all the way to Twinkie Town.

Wait. That sounds vaguely gay.

But not as gay as Loafhead’s circa 1982 Jennifer Beals haphazardly torn moob shirt.

# posted by douchebag1
11:12 am July, 18 Anonymous said...

It’s not haphazardly torn. That was done with shears. Even more gay. This guy is a turd. And by turd, I mean I pinched a loaf this morning that looked just like that.

11:19 am July, 18 Medusa Oblongata said...

Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna be mad that her husband is stepping out on her.

11:21 am July, 18 Anonymous said...

Think how mad Apple is going to be if she finds out Herr Loaf is really her dad and not that Coldplay gay. I mean guy.

11:23 am July, 18 Anonymous said...

The only thing “Hangin’ Loose” is Loafhead’s rectum.

11:25 am July, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Dana Carvey sure can pull some quality MILF tail despite having gone totally gray.

11:25 am July, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hated this cocksmoker when I met him at a wedding a long time ago and found out he was schtupping the fine piece of Canadian ass Rachel McAdams. Go back to Disney pole sitter. Damn you Young Hercules for not showing up at the fucking reunion. Platinum Blonde was going to hairspray you to death. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfpC-HZC3Cg

11:27 am July, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Bung Hercules.

11:27 am July, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Scrotebook.

11:30 am July, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Remember The Bitens.
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That’s it. Ryan Cocksling wasn’t in anything else.

11:32 am July, 18 jonezy said...

I’m not so sure these aren’t two sisters with the right one being a cancer patient in remission, so I’ll humbly forego the mock on this one. yeeesh…

11:50 am July, 18 Douche Springsteen said...

That’s not a douche handsign, that’s Susan Powter displaying her new PowerFisting technique.

11:54 am July, 18 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He almost looks like he was sprung from a douchebag prison kamp…the gaunt face, the vacant stare.
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Or he just came back from the Joisey Shore?

12:09 pm July, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And here I thought that Pauly Shore played the fluffer for Tom Hanks’ character in Philadelphia. I KNEW I was right!

12:12 pm July, 18 Vin Douchal said...

I’m still chuckling at Mr Scrotato Head’s post from Saturday :
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my thumb would be a blur as it swiped back and forth across her nipple until the sound reminded you of a baseball card in the spokes of of your bicycle as you rode down Suicide Hill as fast as your legs could pump…. etc
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I got up to whizz at 3 AM lat night and started thinking about it and laughing in my hazy stupor

12:17 pm July, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Loafhead looks like Pauley Shore fucked MacCauley Caulkin….. wait, that might have really happened at Michael Jacksons house…….nvm

12:32 pm July, 18 skrag2112 said...

Looks like he just picked up his meth money for the week. Should see him through until Tuesday.

1:06 pm July, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Anne Heche sure can pull some quality MILF tail…
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http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/Anne-Heche-Pixie-fb-41076609.jpg

1:09 pm July, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Tilda Swinton sure can pull some quality MILF tail…
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http://ths_assets_production.s3.amazonaws.com/attachment_resources/attachments/3039/original/worst-short-tilda-swinton.jpg

1:38 pm July, 18 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Hah! Who uses a flip-phone anymore???

2:28 pm July, 18 ehcuodouche said...

You’d be sad too if your divorced mom dragged you to the local meat market, got sloppy drunk, and then whispered at an inappropriate distance that you could drive her home now. And that sucks because the moob shirt needs 90 minutes to heat up and start bringing in the chicks and you’ve only been there an hour and twenty-five minutes.

7:01 pm July, 18 creature said...

Loaf Head is sad because Perky Pauline just whispered in his ear that she ate a vienna sausage out of his pug dog, Pooopers, ass prior to french kissing him (LF), cuz she’s a craaazy prankster like that

7:25 pm July, 19 JBB said...

Look closer, it’s his Mom.

8:00 pm July, 19 doucheous Von stink said...

citrus cures scurvy..iodine prevents goiter!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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