Thursday, July 14, 2011

Moob Shirts

Still out there.

Still greasy and disturbing.

# posted by douchebag1
1:39 pm July, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Still not as rancid as Mooby Dick:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/07/mooby-dick/

Of course what made Mooby Dick such a horror was that he immediately followed this assclown:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/07/hcwdb-of-the-month-droopy-mcscrote/

Man, that was a rough couple of days…

1:40 pm July, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Cousin Tom from Tulsa borrowed the Ed-Hardy T and is just happy Mooby let him hang out for the night.

1:42 pm July, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Mooby’s
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/jsbstash_2160_6722965

1:58 pm July, 14 tall guy said...

Baldy on right looks extremely grateful for just being in the same shot as the others. It’s a case of ignorance being no excuse, but I’ll vouchsafe notta and recommend he lose the shirt, drink a glass of cement and harden the bejesus up. Dude on left has hands that indicate a massive schlong. Just sayin’.

2:00 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

well, I suppose it’s pretty easy to state the obvious, but as Jeff Doucheworthy would say, “if your V-neck results in you showing more cleavage that your girlfriend, you might be a douchebag”

2:00 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

“if you have your V-neck shirt custom made with patterns to match your shitty arm tatts, you might be a douchebag”

2:01 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

“if your hair is gelled into a spike with more than zero prongs, you might be a douchebag”

2:01 pm July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Sal Moobio

2:02 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

“if your designer jeans cost more than your monthly rent, you might be a douchebag”

2:02 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

“if your blogger software warns you that you’re ‘going too fast, slow down’, you might be a douchebag hunter”

2:03 pm July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Francis Moob Coppola

2:04 pm July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Joe Moobtegna
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Bart

2:04 pm July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Dueling memes ^

2:05 pm July, 14 Stephanie said...

If you wear more jewelry than your girlfriend you’re a douchebag.

2:08 pm July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

“If you’re scanning the room looking for faces to push in ’cause they’re looking at your girl’s cartoccios , you might be a douchebag”

2:10 pm July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Danny Moobaduce

2:15 pm July, 14 Hermit said...

Greasy L. Manboob represented Satan at the church picnic where he was pitted against the guest speaker, Robert Duvall. They arm wrestled in the midday sun for a twelve pack of Miller Lite. Duvall dislocated Manboob’s shoulder in less than four seconds, then peed on his exposed belt buckle.
After the picnic the guests all retreated to their mountainous dwellings. Hilltop cannibals must drag their victims to higher elevations in the intense heat, but rarely come down to play amongst the death-stench and radioactivity. Panicked corn stalks are making their way into flooded fallout shelters, but that’s life in rural Amërïkä.

2:19 pm July, 14 Hermit said...

I hope to inform the public about the simple life in Redstate flyover country, hoping to attract tourists and investors.
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Thank you.
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city slickers

2:35 pm July, 14 Stephanie said...

Guy with the boobs spent so much time in the gym,can’t smile or relate to anything other than some crotch smelly weight bench.

2:51 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

SulkDouche and Greta McPermSkull need to switch blouses.

2:58 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

^Oops, almost forgot: “lol”

2:59 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

John Moobavich

2:59 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

Robert Mooby Jr.

3:00 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

Julia Mooberts

3:01 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

Walter Moobhau

3:02 pm July, 14 jonezy said...

Drew Boobiemore or Drew BarryMoob?

3:03 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

Mooby Doo

3:06 pm July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

The Mooby Brothers

3:07 pm July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Moob Kids On the Block

3:07 pm July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Mad Eye Mooby

3:12 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mooby & The Banshees

3:14 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jerry Lee Moobis

3:14 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mooby Dork

3:15 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mooby in the sky with diamonds

3:16 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moobing Pictures

3:16 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jiffy Moob

3:16 pm July, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!

3:17 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Quaker State & Moob

3:18 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moob Steak Boogie

3:18 pm July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Moobtorboat?

3:21 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fox Moobs, Fair & Balanced

3:22 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Brand Moobians

3:23 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ali Booby and the Forty Thieves

3:23 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Conan The Boobarian

3:24 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

2001: A Moob Odyssey

3:24 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Clockwork Moob

3:24 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moobs for Allah

3:25 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

ZZ Moob

3:25 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moob Organ

3:25 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Reservoir Moobs

3:26 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Planet Of The Moobs

3:26 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Send in the Moobs

3:26 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moobs Over Hanoi

3:26 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Two Moobs For Sister Sarah

3:26 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Longest Moob

3:26 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

40 Acres and a Moob

3:26 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gone With The Moob

3:27 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Moobtime For Bonzo

3:28 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

YouMoob

3:28 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Bad Moob Bears

3:28 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

High Moob

3:29 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

St Louis Moobs

3:29 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moobie Nights

3:31 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moob Man Group

3:31 pm July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pat Mathaney and Mahogany Moob
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Funny shit. I have to go host the demise of 70s rock bands at the park now. fUCKING HIGH SCHOOL REUINIONS.
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Moobs

3:34 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Big Railroad Moobs

3:35 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

New Minglewood Moobs

3:36 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dave Moobeck Quartet

3:36 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Death Cab For Moobie

3:37 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dr Dre & Snoop Mooby Moob

3:37 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Gov’t Moob

3:38 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

John Mayall & The Moobsbreakers

3:40 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Moobs & The Abstract Truth

3:42 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moobfellas

3:52 pm July, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

Moobformers

3:53 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Big Head Todd and the Moobsters

3:53 pm July, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

The Psychedelic Moobs

3:54 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Mooby Blues

3:54 pm July, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

Fernwood Moobnight

3:54 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blue Oyster Moobs
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Moob Oyster Cult

3:54 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mooby Doo

3:56 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moob Tube

4:09 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moob over Miami

4:12 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Honeymoobers

4:13 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Two Guys, Two Moobs and a Pizzeria

4:13 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Moob NIght Fever

4:13 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Good, the Bad and the Moobly

4:14 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Fistful of Moobs

4:14 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Moobday Afternoon

4:25 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Married to the Moob

4:32 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Moob from U.N.C.L.E.

4:33 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moobnight Cowboy

4:33 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

My Favorite Moobtian

4:34 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I Dream of Mooby

4:34 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Wait. That doesn’t sound right. Strike that last one.

4:36 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Mooby Bunch

4:37 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Hunt for Red Moobtober

4:38 pm July, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Moobspotting

4:52 pm July, 14 Anonymous said...

one………………………………………….

4:52 pm July, 14 Anonymous said...

hundred……………………………….
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bitches

6:54 pm July, 14 diedouche said...

Start spreadin’ the moobs, I’m leavin’ today. 101

7:33 pm July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Moob fever, Moob fever.
We know how to do it.
Gimme that moob fever, moob fever.
We know how to show it

8:17 pm July, 14 tall guy said...

Moob 54 Where Are You?

8:59 pm July, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Give me herpes or give me Moob!
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wait. That doesn’t sound right….

9:07 pm July, 14 Troy Tempest said...

the best part of this picture? Everyone is looking into the camera, except Mr Douche Moobs, who thinks that staring off into the distance will give the picture that “Soviet Socialist Realist” look. Unfortunately it only makes him look like an idiot.

9:13 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Mooby And The Blowfish

9:14 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

I like the face on the dude in the middle. I’m gonna feel bad when I bash it with a trashcan.
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Hunters.

9:14 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Batmoob

9:15 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Moob Over Miami

9:16 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Blue Moob
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I see you there at 3:16, BVG. Snerk. A win among wins.

9:21 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

High Moob

9:21 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

The HoneyMoobers

9:22 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Mooblighting

9:22 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Man In The Moob: The Andy Kauffmoob story

9:23 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Hill Street Moobs

9:31 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moobstruck

9:31 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dark Side of the Moob

9:32 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Bad Moob On The Rise

9:33 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

It’s a marvelous night for a Moob Dance

9:34 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Harvest Moob

9:36 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

Well Hell…this row has been firmly tilled.
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I shall veer into the opposite ditch:
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Moob Blouse Guy is so gay he calls Top Gun ‘That Volleyball Movie’

9:37 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

^props to Jon Stewart on that one

9:38 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

Moob Blouse Guy is so gay he buys Brawny Towels for the picture of the guy and uses the roll as a FleshLight™

9:39 pm July, 14 DarkSock said...

Moob Blouse Guy is so gay the first 3 seconds of his pee stream looks like YooHoo™
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9:39 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Huey Lewis & The Moobs

9:40 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hermit is a genius

9:42 pm July, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Moob Blouse Guy is so gay………. I got nothing

7:30 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Blue Moob of Kentucky, keep on shinin’….

7:31 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Moob Blouse guy is so gay, Elton John called him a faggot.

7:32 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Moob Blouse guy is so gay, Richard Simmons challenged him to a dance-off.

7:32 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Moob Blouse guy is so gay, he shits bowling balls.

7:33 am July, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Moob Blouse guy is so gay, The Grand Canyon visits his asshole every summer.
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Okay, now I’m pushing it.

8:16 am July, 15 jonezy said...

Moob Blouse guy is so gay, he snorts anal beads out his nose when he laughs too hard

8:18 am July, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

I was actually thinking of that Sesame Street jingle “which one of these things is not like the other.” Because I only see one person in this pic with a non-cleavage flaunting neckline.

9:32 am July, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Moobvage?

12:13 pm July, 16 idfma said...

That’s not a shirt. It’s more like a rag with sleeves. He’s more like a mannequin than human being.

3:36 pm July, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Perhaps I haven’t been checking in on the site enough recently, but I really don’t see what’s so wrong with this pic- GAAHHHH!!!

3:40 pm July, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Moob blouse guy is so gay he has a hard water stain ringed around his forearm.

3:44 pm July, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Moob blouse guy is so gay his farts have impregnated 14 women.

4:41 pm July, 16 creature said...

Moob River

4:42 pm July, 16 creature said...

Moob blouse guy is so gay he can store pods in his rectum

4:42 pm July, 16 creature said...

…pods of gray whale

4:43 pm July, 16 creature said...

btw, nice Grillzz DS

4:46 pm July, 16 creature said...

Moob blouse guy is so gay George Plimpton thinks he putts from the rough

3:31 am July, 17 hermit android thumbs said...

Moob on.org

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