Thursday, July 21, 2011

Not Cool

Just for the record.

Exotic Dancer Lacey really wishes she didn’t drop out of High School to tour with the Dave Matthews Band back in 1998.

# posted by douchebag1
7:03 am July, 21 Wedgie said...

What would be cool is if Valtrex made some of those glasses.

7:09 am July, 21 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I didn’t know they sold Garanimals in grown up sizes anymore…
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What I wouldn’t give for a hot tub full of pistachio pudding, a snorkel, and about 27 minutes alone with Lacey. Syphillis be damned, I want a peek.

7:28 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cher?

7:28 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chaz?

7:29 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chuck?

7:45 am July, 21 Mr. White said...

Lacey would have to be a hell of a lot hotter for me to listen to her stories about that time Dave Matthews was playing “Crash” and he looked right at her when he sang “Hike up your skirt a little more” and it was a totally magical moment lol.

7:45 am July, 21 Anonymous said...

Lacey for HOH.

7:51 am July, 21 Anonytwist said...

She looks like Punky Brewster Gone Wild. Without the ginormous cans. I’m sure she’s just dancing until she gets her dental assistant degree, or until she marries some dude whose last name is Leather. And then its straight to porn for her.

7:53 am July, 21 MC Stupid said...

Hoverhand in effect boyeeee!

8:31 am July, 21 smackdouche said...

When I dream of the life I could have lived–maybe should have lived–Lacey is there, in all her glorious dirty hottness.

8:44 am July, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer Lacey: too many clothes. Just saying…

8:56 am July, 21 Vin Douchal said...

I’d get some of those glasses if they spelled out “Bocephus”

9:59 am July, 21 Anonymous said...

He needs glasses that say DORK

10:10 am July, 21 antwar said...

Someone should put him in a head lock, and with a Jiffy marker, write “UN” on his for head.

10:20 am July, 21 Southern Scrotic said...

It’s Tour de France season and Floyd Landis can sure pull in some tail.

Cool.

11:22 am July, 21 Wedgie said...

He spelled “Tool” wrong.

1:22 pm July, 21 Steve L. said...

Lacey can always tour with another idiotic band. like the Killers.
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shudders

3:49 pm July, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s pissed because all the ones that spelled C O C K were already taken by all the other PTPs.

8:13 pm July, 21 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Relax, dude is wearing them for the irony.
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I hope.

10:10 pm July, 21 idfma said...

I wonder where Doogie Howser found those cool glasses.

4:32 pm July, 23 Guid is Good said...

Lacey is one of the most wholesome strippers I’ve seen for a while. I’ll bet she even offers you some home baked cookies while grinding away on your Johnson. And that’s nice.

2:48 pm July, 24 Anonymous said...

Aren’t khakis and bowl haircuts an automatic nottadouche?

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