Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Petey Mocks the Pear

“And lo, for he that mocketh the Holy Pear of Antioch with Spiketh of Hair shall know the wrath of the lord your G-d, and vengance shall stricketh down uponst him in the form of crotch itch and bad credit ratingth. For he smellseth like Bodyspray and is a douchebageth.”

— The Book of Doucheteronomy, 11:38

# posted by douchebag1
2:23 pm July, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Want to mock but am mesmerized by pear, succulent yummy pear

2:38 pm July, 27 Jeff said...

How dareth he mock a chick with FLOOZIE written on her buttocks! Have you no shame Petey?! For the love of pear!

2:43 pm July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I think her ass actually says “FLOODPLAIN”.
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And with a pear like that I can imagine her rosebud would burst its banks on many an occasion.

2:44 pm July, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Jeff
I think it says FLOODGATE, either that or she’s a huge Maynard Fergusn fan and it says FLOOGLEHORN which is the english spelling of said instrument. Ironic too in that it’s a wind instrument

2:46 pm July, 27 schlicht bindenburger said...

schlortzoid needs a stern bitch slapping!

2:46 pm July, 27 Lev said...

It appears the DB1 is a G-d fearing man, as I hath long suspected with approval…

2:46 pm July, 27 Jeff said...

Petey there has a righteous tattoo of a Scotty dog on his right shoulder. Awesome bro, I bet that keeps you schlong deep in vagage!

4:19 pm July, 27 Troy Tempest said...

Petey says: Her butt stinks like… butt.

5:29 pm July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like her butt like I like my buds.

5:29 pm July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Smoking!

5:52 pm July, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Did I miss anything? I was out racing on the west coast

7:18 pm July, 27 Steve L. said...

we get it Petey. you don’t like girls.
but we do.

7:42 pm July, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Oh look! A supersoaker!

7:45 pm July, 27 Troy Tempest said...

@Medusa – good to see you here. I likes yer car.

7:56 pm July, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

@Troy–thanks! I had some top secret clown business to take care of here at the shop that involved neither making money or having fun, but it needed to be done. And now I can get back to doing what I do best….being an asshole.

9:33 pm July, 27 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Glad to see you as well Medusa. I’ve been quite busy myself. Not clown busy. That shit freaks me out. Just work busy.

6:08 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Top secret clown business?
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9:01 am July, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

So that’s why Michael Weston got burned…

9:26 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Since I always miss Friday Haiku due to circumcisions beyond my control I present one here…
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Mock the Pear? Beware
Fleshy mounds of succulence
Are the main food group

12:56 pm July, 28 DarkSock said...

I’m crushing your hole…

11:12 pm July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If he pokes any harder, more air will come rushing out that pearse, er pear, er arse of hearse, er hers.
Dammit.

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