Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Poppa Squatter

Sometimes the waiting period for entrance into our hallowed Closet of Poo is waived (wiped), and immediate flush is granted.

This is one of those times.

# posted by douchebag1
2:17 pm July, 6 Bigphatnotadouche said...

An immediate entry into the closet of Poo for these two shit tools.

2:21 pm July, 6 Wheezer said...

David Brenner, WTF have you done to yourself?????
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Coke, guyliner, ‘roids, bleach, and tanning cream didn’t pan out too well for Joe Piscopo, either. (We know he dabbled in the rest of it.)

2:22 pm July, 6 Wheezer said...

See what I mean about “dabbling”? “Her” name is supposedly “Sarah.”

2:23 pm July, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jesus Cock.
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Last time I had to inspect under the bed for monsters I was 5 years old. But it looks like tonight me and Mr. Puppy, my stuffed dog, have a date with a flashlight and long night of trying to sleep without letting our feet hang over the edge of the bed where monsters can grab them.

2:24 pm July, 6 Wheezer said...

Sometimes those random Google image searches go off on some fuccen crazy tangents.
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But that’s a typical day in this one architect’s office in Mississippi, though. No horseshit.

2:25 pm July, 6 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Brazilian Emo Hulk’s American uncle?

2:26 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Glad to see Gilligan and Ginger finally got off the island. Had to eat the others, but at least someone lived to tell the tale of a three-hour tour that ultimately became a nightmare of coconut creme pies, pratfalls, sadistic island visitors who never sent help, and ultimately anal rape snuff roulette with a bamboo and pubic hair zip gun.

2:27 pm July, 6 Skidmark said...

that looks like an over-tanned and over-bleached version of Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers

2:29 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Oh, and just out of curiosity, which one of them is Poppa Squatter?

2:29 pm July, 6 Bigphatnotadouche said...

As a semi-regular visitor to this site, i request an immediate take down of this picture due to the fact that I had a massive bowel spasm upon viewing this picture.
A warning should come next time.
The only thing that might releave the sordid memory is gratutious Ass Pear.

2:30 pm July, 6 soy bomb said...

This is “Casey Anthony Crazy” territory.

2:33 pm July, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I second the motion. Go directly to the Closet of Poo. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

2:35 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At the bell today, carrot futures rose to an historic high.

2:35 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A fucking teaspoon of Metamucil when irregular for Jebus’ sake.

2:37 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I take umberance with this photo. Burnt umberance.
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Straight to the Poo.

2:39 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Chris Angel sure got a makeover and pulled some ?

2:39 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She has a big-ass piece of used toilet paper stuck to her. That’s got to be embarassing.
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For the toilet paper.

2:40 pm July, 6 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Both of them belong in that closet!

2:41 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

That Jessica Simpson sure could pull some poo.

c.c. pick up that git tan and talk to me…

i am thinking that looks way too much like cc deville,

i am also thinking christ in a fucking bathhouse, why do i know/think that.

unskinnyboppers

2:51 pm July, 6 Wheezer said...

David Duchovny is in talks to film an X-crement Files movie.

2:52 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shape of a gorilla! Color of a pumpkin! Wonder twin powers activate!

3:00 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

GAHHHH!!!111!!!…….So, Iggy Pop fucked Brazilian Emo Hulk?
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closet colostomies.

3:03 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Nicholas Cage plugs his latest flop, Ghost Roider: Preparation H.
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Going straight to a Red Box near you.
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and by red box I mean her.

3:05 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Next up for Nicholas Cage: Raisin Arizona

3:06 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Followed by Wild at Shart

3:07 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And Somebody Light a Matchstick Men

3:09 pm July, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And Shitty of Angels

3:12 pm July, 6 jester said...

I have seen this guy . This pic was taken at greek town casino in downtown detroit. His glow is amazing in person. people stare and laugh out loud when he walks by them. Others just stand there with their mouths open and a look of shock on their faces.

3:14 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Meth + Roids add in some Nick Cage idolatry and you get Poppa Squatter. Instant Closet of Poo for him.

3:15 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

And “Poonmuck”

3:15 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

And “Heaving Las Vegas”

3:16 pm July, 6 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

You know it is a truly special entry when you completely ignore a suit that not even a Miami Vice cast member would be seen in.

3:17 pm July, 6 Wedgie said...

….and a look of shock on their feces, you mean.

3:18 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

And “Valley Hurl”

3:19 pm July, 6 Wedgie said...

“There’s No Offseason”
“It’s Not A Competition, It’s A Lifestyle”
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No Shit.

3:21 pm July, 6 Wedgie said...

Let me guess,. your favorite fish is……Roughy?

3:28 pm July, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Close your eyes during the spray tan session or they go all Zombie-like and shit

3:36 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You know things are pretty bad when you can shock
this guy and
this guy.

3:45 pm July, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m thinking he’s giving me the Mayan Brown Eye of Colonus. And I’m thinking I don’t like it all that much.
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These two deserve their two tickets to Poo-adise.

4:13 pm July, 6 The Dude said...

God help me, I can’t find the hott. Where’s Walhott?

4:27 pm July, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Well! That cured my constipation. Gonna hit the bathroom now. Thanks DB1!

4:37 pm July, 6 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like David Lee Roth taking a colonoscopy after three pots of coffee

5:36 pm July, 6 Troy Tempest said...

Wow. This guy is like Samurai Scrote after a lobotomy and a month long crack binge. And the bleeth – jesus fuck. Nasty. She has this emptiness, this blankness of such vacancy I can feel my soul being sucked out of my eyeballs. These two REQUIRE a special prize in the annual. What of, I have no idea. But stench of this intensity is a stink so bad it can stun a rotting zombie at 60 paces. yikes…. I think I’m going to go hide now.

5:44 pm July, 6 baleen said...

Imagine what the hotel housekeeper will face on the other side of their door when she makes her cleaning rounds in the morning. Poor Lupe’s children will reek of Mayan poo no matter how much they bathe.

5:47 pm July, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s an unusually large colostomy bag she has.

5:51 pm July, 6 creature said...

these two were stuck in the elevator with Goldfingers estranged cousin
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PoopFlinger

6:06 pm July, 6 baleen said...

“The plumber awoke before dawn…He put his boots on…”

6:08 pm July, 6 hermit android thumbs said...

These two were brought together by The Fecal Finger of Fate.

7:01 pm July, 6 creature said...

“I said, ‘WELL DONE!’ dammit”

7:29 pm July, 6 Count DeDouchebags said...

Ha ha!! Ok… I got it… You shove your arm up my ass and I’ll pretend to me a coked up, meth-ed out, zombie ventriloquist dummie!!

7:55 pm July, 6 Douche ex Machina said...

Last time I saw something like that was from a cat I was seeing for inflammatory bowel disease. EWWWW.

8:11 pm July, 6 boone doggle said...

holy crap

8:19 pm July, 6 Steve L. said...

St. Andrews administers the 93248572109348th layer of hell?
who knew?

8:21 pm July, 6 douche equis said...

Riff Raff goes Vegas . . .

It’s ass-tounding,
Mindless bleething,
Ex-lax . . . takes it’s toll,
So listen closely,
This turd’s getting longer,
My ass has
Lost control . . .

I remember . . . pooping a slime schlorp . . .

And in just seven days . . . I can make it . . . a Man!

8:58 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Damnit, I was beaten to the Brazilian Emo Hulk references. And by beaten I mean lightly paddled with a still-warm ciabatta bread. Mr. White wanted to treat me to a trip back to Italy but he couldn’t afford it. Anyway, I’m sure they’re in a hotel/casino. But something about that corridor reminds me of a funeral parlor. Fitting, as this seems to be the place good taste goes to die.
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Flounders.

8:59 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Peggy Poo Got Married.
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To a douche in a white suit.

9:00 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Adcraptation

9:01 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

I’ve got two shit-hooks of poo tonight,
They’re fuccen bags, I’ll heave tonight,
My God – two shit hooks o’ poo n’ shite…

9:02 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Craptain Corelli’s Man Poo Bin

9:02 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

8MM (of shit)

9:02 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

It Could Happen To Poo

9:03 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Crapped In Paradise

9:03 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Poostruck

9:04 pm July, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Squeezing Out The Deuce

9:07 pm July, 6 DarkSock said...

I KNEW I’d seen this dude before:
qertr
Okay; that’s TWO Eddies I’ve besmirched now with Poppa Squat.

9:18 pm July, 6 Stephanie said...

I didn’t know turds could wear clothes?

9:52 pm July, 6 The Dude said...

So many movies I haven’t seen.
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So few I’d survive.
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They’re headed for the Poo Pool.

9:56 pm July, 6 The Dude said...

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Real movie, saw it when I was a kid.
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The Sound of Poosick. Not real, not in my lifetime, I hope.
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The Taking of Pooham 123. Terrifying.

9:57 pm July, 6 The Dude said...

A Poo Good Men

9:58 pm July, 6 The Dude said...

The Dead Poo
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Some of the best work of Clint Eastpood

10:53 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poostock

10:54 pm July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In Soviet Homoslavia the poo eats you.

1:50 am July, 7 Floppy Dick said...

Just look at the camera and try to act normal if you can manage it. FAIL!

3:24 am July, 7 my friends call me @$$hole said...

Poppa Squatter just became the Mayor of the Closet of Poo

4:43 am July, 7 Douchble Helix said...

I’m late to this party. Still enjoying the Sara low cut bikini sisters hangin’ with Crotch Johnson.
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Ugh.
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See y’all later.
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Turd Furgesons.

the unbearable shiteness of being.

power rangers.

caddyshart

smila’s sense of shit

two loafs for sister sarah.

pride and incontinence

5:21 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For Whom The Poo Tolls

5:23 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Boy Named Poo

5:24 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bridge Over The River Poo

5:24 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Poo Too Far

5:25 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Longest Poo

5:25 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One Flew Over The Poo Poo’s Nest

5:27 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Young Poopenstein: featuring the love children of Pumpito and Marty Feldman

5:28 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Charlie and the Poo Poo Factory

sleeping with the enema

enema mine

face of the enema

the enema of the people

public enema:unplugged and live at the hollywood bowl

peggy poo got married

pioux shitty poo

the accidental death of joey by poo

everyone says i love poo

i love poo, alice b toklas

i love poo, don’t touch me

poo’s afraid of virginia wolfe

the man who poo too much

the man poo fell to earth

the englishman poo went up a hill but came down a mountain

poo is killing the great chefs of europe

6:14 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Mays New Super Dark Orange Glow

6:22 am July, 7 The Dude said...

Everybody Loves Gaymond

6:25 am July, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

Not only does poo float, it wears white and bleaches its hair.

6:32 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Their favorite band is Staind

6:36 am July, 7 The Dude said...

Poppa is reaching unsharted territory here.

7:00 am July, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

National Treasure: Book of Secretions

7:08 am July, 7 Mitch Meats said...

Oh, holy hell!

7:23 am July, 7 Douchetastic Sam said...

“Mommy! Mommy! The poos are looking at me!”

7:31 am July, 7 ehcuodouche said...

It’s as if Roy had died after being attacked by that tiger and come back as a zombie, then was raped by Anton Chigurh; lock the bastard child in a tanning booth for the first seven years of their life and you get that.

7:45 am July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Choad Encounters of the Turd Kind

7:47 am July, 7 Mandouchian Candidate said...

To: Long Poo. Thanks for Flushing, Julie Newshart.

8:57 am July, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dammit, DB1, I told you to flush twice!

10:01 am July, 7 Fatness said...

Glad to see the shit monster gettin’ some after that performance in Dogma.

10:13 am July, 7 MrEvilBreakfast said...

This is rendering me speechless….

3:54 pm July, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I think you mean Watercloset of Poo, DB1…and methinks you’ve found the Baron’s alter-ego. Damn. Friggin’ low-flush tanks cannot accommodate the load they are being asked to whirl away with this zombie and zombette.

11:17 am July, 8 schlicht bindenburger said...

six foot two red white and orange, thats an awesome job at stacking corn filled soft serve!

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