Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Sheldon “P-Funk” Epstein Rocks the “Kitchen Danze”
Nothing tells the Hotties of Harrisburg High that you’re “gangsta” quite like Puca Shells and Ubquitous Red Cup.
Well, maybe totally pwning the S.A.T.s.
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That lower lip looks packed. NIce move, kid. Nothing turns the hotties on like getting a mouthful of Copenhagen juice when you’re macking on them.
Dude, put a shirt on, take you cap of — you’re indoor take your cover off, ditch the swimsuit, and try talking to the hotts.
It boggles the mind to try to come up with a scenario in which these people all wind up in the same place, given the disparity in the attire.
It’s the prom after-party at douche’s place…..give the hott’s time, they’ll have switched into their bikini’s shortly and let the patying begin!
Sheldon! Where’s my invite? Girls from the Spanish and Math Club like to party too.
What a fucking homo. I never understood why so many blazing white kids are trying to be black. I will stomp your head.
Fo’ realz diedouche, on the shizzledizzle tip. What up wit dat?
I bet he’ll bang all five of these chicks behind the pool shed. Damnit that stings!
If you could just ask him to step behind the hott chicks, we’d have a “Where’s Waldouche” photo instead.
Oh, and readying to pee into a cup in front of the ladies insults my sense of decorum.
But then, any douchebag insults my sense of decorum.
Mr. Kotta, Mr. Kotta! Look I’m a monkey.
This guy puts the pud in pudwack.
Hotts, when your skin color matches the cinnamon stained maple suburban kitchen cabinetry, time to lay off the tanning bed. Just sayin.
Skin cancer spotter
Sick of being called a faygala by his older bruder Schlomo, P-funk gets near some tasty bristen before the manischewitz wine starts to flow.
Next up, Sheldon attempts spoken word relating his horrific experiences of playing Call of Duty and losing at Settlers of Catan. Layin’ dem bricks and colonizing is for realz, yo.
why do all the broads look the same? because they went to public school, and their brains look like raisins stuck atop toothpicks!
“Youth is wasted on the young.”
Who in their right mind gets a picture of Alf wearing a gas mask on their sunken-in pigeon chest? Oh wait, nevermind…
Someone please tell Mr. White and Medusa that the laundry gimp’s gotten loose again.
And…then he peed into the red cup.
nothing tells the hotties of Harrisburg High that you’re “gangsta” quite like having parents who own a house with a pool, throw pool parties for you, and also hook you up with a job titled “Director of [whatever]” even if you scored 0 in your SAT.
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hey that reminds me, is the Donk promoted to Director of Stupidity now?