Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Sheldon “P-Funk” Epstein Rocks the “Kitchen Danze”

Nothing tells the Hotties of Harrisburg High that you’re “gangsta” quite like Puca Shells and Ubquitous Red Cup.

Well, maybe totally pwning the S.A.T.s.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am July, 12 Wedgie said...

That lower lip looks packed. NIce move, kid. Nothing turns the hotties on like getting a mouthful of Copenhagen juice when you’re macking on them.

7:14 am July, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dude, put a shirt on, take you cap of — you’re indoor take your cover off, ditch the swimsuit, and try talking to the hotts.

7:20 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It boggles the mind to try to come up with a scenario in which these people all wind up in the same place, given the disparity in the attire.

7:22 am July, 12 Anonymous said...

It’s the prom after-party at douche’s place…..give the hott’s time, they’ll have switched into their bikini’s shortly and let the patying begin!

7:37 am July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Sheldon! Where’s my invite? Girls from the Spanish and Math Club like to party too.

7:38 am July, 12 diedouche said...

What a fucking homo. I never understood why so many blazing white kids are trying to be black. I will stomp your head.

7:43 am July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Fo’ realz diedouche, on the shizzledizzle tip. What up wit dat?

7:47 am July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

I bet he’ll bang all five of these chicks behind the pool shed. Damnit that stings!

8:04 am July, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If you could just ask him to step behind the hott chicks, we’d have a “Where’s Waldouche” photo instead.
Oh, and readying to pee into a cup in front of the ladies insults my sense of decorum.
But then, any douchebag insults my sense of decorum.

8:08 am July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr. Kotta, Mr. Kotta! Look I’m a monkey.

8:30 am July, 12 Anonymous said...

This guy puts the pud in pudwack.

8:32 am July, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hotts, when your skin color matches the cinnamon stained maple suburban kitchen cabinetry, time to lay off the tanning bed. Just sayin.

Skin cancer spotter

8:55 am July, 12 Cool Hand Douche said...

Sick of being called a faygala by his older bruder Schlomo, P-funk gets near some tasty bristen before the manischewitz wine starts to flow.

10:36 am July, 12 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Next up, Sheldon attempts spoken word relating his horrific experiences of playing Call of Duty and losing at Settlers of Catan. Layin’ dem bricks and colonizing is for realz, yo.

10:46 am July, 12 schlicht bindenburger said...

why do all the broads look the same? because they went to public school, and their brains look like raisins stuck atop toothpicks!

12:47 pm July, 12 Douchble Helix said...

“Youth is wasted on the young.”

1:46 pm July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who in their right mind gets a picture of Alf wearing a gas mask on their sunken-in pigeon chest? Oh wait, nevermind…

4:01 pm July, 12 DarkSock said...

Someone please tell Mr. White and Medusa that the laundry gimp’s gotten loose again.

9:10 pm July, 12 Stephanie said...

And…then he peed into the red cup.

10:44 pm July, 12 Steve L. said...

nothing tells the hotties of Harrisburg High that you’re “gangsta” quite like having parents who own a house with a pool, throw pool parties for you, and also hook you up with a job titled “Director of [whatever]” even if you scored 0 in your SAT.
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hey that reminds me, is the Donk promoted to Director of Stupidity now?

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