Thursday, July 14, 2011

Smug Night

Smugness, in and of itself, is not necessarily a douchetribute.

It’s annoying to be sure. But it’s not inherently ‘bag.

Stupid tatt sleeves and Hitler chin fung? That there be douche.

Kelly is stoic and icy, and her lack of sexy aura costs her. But boobie beboobie, and that’s how life goes.

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

I wouldn’t say he’s as smug as she is. He at least looks like he’s having fun. She looks like she has a broomstick up her ass and is trying not to crap it out. However, Boooooobs.

7:15 am July, 14 boone doggle said...

Sir peen.

7:16 am July, 14 boone doggle said...

Reluctant, bewbs.

7:53 am July, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

Funny how one little speck of chin fung can you make you look like twice the douchebag, innit?

7:55 am July, 14 Anonymous said...

Hott: Fake Hair, fake smile, fake boobies……..I’d still bang her though.

8:08 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She ain’t no Salina. Salina for HoH.
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Thespians

8:16 am July, 14 The Dude said...

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife can really pull some douche.

8:17 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

She’s haughtier than Mrs. Thurston Howell the Third getting involuntarily fingered by Aborigines in front of a clearly disapproving Vicar.

8:18 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

She’s haughtier than Ivana Trump having to wait an extra 5 minutes on her soy latte.

8:18 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

She’s haughtier than a Harvard sorority girl forced to eat in a Vassar cafeteria.

8:19 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

She’s haughtier than Anita Bryant on the set of Anal Commandos, Vol. 4

8:19 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

She’s haughtier than the Queen Mother in a Memphis BBQ joint.

8:20 am July, 14 DarkSock said...

He’s smugger than Rupert Murdoch was, until last week.

8:24 am July, 14 Tony Ventresca said...

She looks about right to be a replacement for one of Charlie’s Goddesses…

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/charlie-sheens-love-for-his-goddesses-natalie-kenly-and-bree-olsen/story-e6frewyr-1226014865557

8:25 am July, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I hate these generic, nondescript douchebag/bleeth pairings. The blond fright wig, the de rigueur tattoo and facial hair, shaved body, fake teets, etc. To blend in as a douchebag is one of life’s greatest embarrassments. To paraphrase Robeert Baldwin, Canadian Politician from the 1800s, “There is a great horror in not rising above mediocrity when you are a douchebag.”

9:11 am July, 14 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Smugness is actually my most hated douche signifier. I’m willing to over look alot of things, smugness is not one of them.

9:16 am July, 14 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I would say he looks like the kind of douche who you probably would just ignore. She looks like the kind of bitch you would dream about violently pummell fucking and stealing the money out of her purse when done.

9:20 am July, 14 Vin Douchal said...

She’s haughtier than Darksock using words you have to look up in the dictionary, words like “haughtier”

9:37 am July, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s haughtier than Queen Elizabeth when a Beefeater finds her again frolicing naked with he beloved Corgis.
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Is it OK to be loaded at noon when you have to MC four nights of terrible bands because tour old gym teacher Brutus caught you in an unguarded stoned moment and made you volunteer for thr reunion. I’m fucking zooded.
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Drunkards

9:38 am July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

Agree with DoucheyWallnuts, these are some mediocre douche and bleeth. Where’s the commitment to craft? Back in my day if you called yourself a douche, you went all out. Tatts, bling, hand signs, stupid facial hair, roid bod, you know full on Fish Slap-style.

9:39 am July, 14 Nancy Dreuche said...

And speaking of Fish Slap, would someone please go fuck that guy already?!

2:17 pm July, 14 Stephanie said...

How’s it feel to look like every asshole on the planet smug?

5:17 pm July, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mandouchian Candidate 9:16 am
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That’s a great idea. It’s tradition, after all.

8:13 pm July, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I would seriously like to punch him so his glasses split right there in the middle and fell off his face in 2 pieces. He has a very punch worthy face.

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