Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Superpud

Ya know, I’d almost have given Clark a nottadouche if not for the chin dribble Hitler pubes.

C’mon, people. Think of the Holocaust. Hitler Chin Pubes are no way to honor the memory of the Shoah.

Maureen is real world unconventional cute. Not your standard bottle blonde or pert nosed KellyAshley. More like the sneaky sexy girl from the Girl’s Senior Cabin that you didn’t notice at first that final year you were at Camp Wakateera when you were 15, but then at Bonfire Night you made out with her after S’mores and felt hot and sweaty for a week.

That kinda sneaky hot.

We must appreciate real world hotts like Maureen. They’re the ones who stayed by the side of the protagonist in 80s teen comedies after the protagonist banged the cheerleader, then realized she was shallow and boring.

# posted by douchebag1
7:07 am July, 19 Wedgie said...

Stayed by his side, then boiled his rabbit years later, you mean.

7:28 am July, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nothing says classy like a matching a Superman T-Shirt with a pair of suspenders. I will give them a tad bit of credit for the Yuengling though

7:45 am July, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I just like that she can balance the mixed nuts bowl on her head whilst fisting that beer bottle.

7:55 am July, 19 jonezy said...

fuck- I could go for a Yeungling- they don’t sell that shit around here.
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all that time wasted with high school john Cusack left her wanten of a man with some actual balls- so now she’s with this d-bag.
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I’m going to assume she’s dressed as Lois Lane here, in which case, she can report on my current events any day she wants…

8:19 am July, 19 Mandouchian Candidate said...

WTF is with the Phantom Hand? I mean she isn’t so disgusting that he should worry about touching her and getting BeubonicAIDSSARS… She just has no tits and a face you could chop wood with. My god man, give the girl a little bad touch.

8:36 am July, 19 Brittney said...

Gross. That purse totally doesn’t go with that dress.

8:38 am July, 19 Phantom Hand said...

@Mandouchian Candidate, But what if she has shoulderitis?

8:40 am July, 19 Holocaust said...

How dare you DB1. You’ll be hearing from my jew lawyers about this one.

8:57 am July, 19 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like someone stuck the pump they use to blow up dirigibles up Apolo Ono’s ass and set it to “11”. I hate this guy, I hate Apolo Ono, and Maureen doesn’t do it for me with them lizard eyes and shapeless shape .
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A few bad phone calls early in my morning can really stir me up
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Stunt Cockks

9:27 am July, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Vin has the correct answer but left out that this dude has to be a cop deuche.
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Elder Cocksmiths

9:32 am July, 19 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I gotta say notta….if only for his fine taste in local, tasty and historically significant beer.
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.And the fact that they both look so damn happy.
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.but lose the Hitler pubes dude….but not the sweet gal with the overpriced Coach purse.
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.Hey ‘baghunters….who else would’ve caught that one?

9:32 am July, 19 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

…only a Jew Lawyer like me.

9:54 am July, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll give Clark props for his taste in women and beer. But not much else. Deerest Maureen, I like that dress, let’s go dancing!

10:43 am July, 19 Anonymous said...

I think that could be Donkey Douche’s long lost brother.

10:55 am July, 19 DarkSock said...

Honkey Douche

7:31 pm July, 19 Otto said...

Dudes, see the satin stripe on his pants, metal loop at hip, suspenders… rent a tux. The chandelier in mirror? They are at a wedding hall and he probably dressed in the shirt at the request of the bride and groom. I doubt he is the groom. They are having an honest good time, no attitude – cut them some slack.

10:22 pm July, 19 Stephanie said...

Yeah,but they still make me wanna hurl.

3:08 pm July, 20 Steve L. said...

Maureen makes me hot and sweaty right now.

3:09 pm July, 20 Steve L. said...

and 80s teen comedy protagonists don’t bang cheerleaders do they?
not until the end of the movie, if i recall.
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regardless, though, 80s teen comedies were always douchey. like Superpud.

7:51 am July, 25 Devil's Advocate said...

No douche here. Questionable facial hair, to be sure, but the dude seems downright jovial. He exudes no asshole rays to me. I think I slept with Maureen’s sister once.

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