Sunday, July 24, 2011

The Douchebag Anthem

Of the many, many satirical douchebag videos “inspired” by HCwDB that have passed through YouTube over the years, beating the joke into the ground like Nanook hunting for seals, this is one of the better ones, if far too long. Props for the Perez dig.

# posted by douchebag1
8:18 am July, 24 Mr. White said...

I wouldn’t have watched more than :30 of that if it hadn’t been for the girl in the khaki skirt.

8:49 am July, 24 MrEvilBreakfast said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Autotune. Yaaaaaaaaaay. *facepalm. At least they’re fully and completely accurate.

9:11 am July, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Weed in a mason jar is douche? I beg to differ. The Rev isn’t going to be happy about this.

9:39 am July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What the fuck is wrong with where you keep your fucking weed? I keep mine in baggies in the freezer and after grinding it put it my old pill bottles to keep fresh. But I drink my beer, V-8, apple cider vinegar, Tabasco breakfast from a mason jar. Cocksuckers probably liked Amy Winehouse and shit.

10:25 am July, 24 Mr. White said...

@rev
If WInehouse is in autopsy, parts of her may already be in mason jars.

10:55 am July, 24 creature said...

one HeH for clever lyrics, but the mx sucked & it’s a crap mock-u-rapmentory…these guys are tools too!

10:57 am July, 24 creature said...

Vin D crushes these guys with flatulence that sounds better & is way funnier!

11:54 am July, 24 Steve L. said...

i just watch douchebag parody videos for the hot chicks as well.
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Mr. White

12:06 pm July, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

I keep my weed keestered at all times to preserve freshness and optimum moisture content.
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Plus, it’s more fun that way.

12:08 pm July, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

Amy Winehouse now keeps her face in a jar by the door.

12:47 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Amy Winehouse and Julia Child are in the netherworld cooking up a terrine de fois gras, boueffe bourginoine, and a strawberry-crack tarte talking about how excellent RUSH is.

12:48 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I wonder if she donated her organs?

1:10 pm July, 24 Troy Tempest said...

@Rev – for who? Thin about it – her liver has the consistency of a duraflame log. No one can use that. Her lungs are shot from smoking a pack a day for 10 years. They have the consistency and odor of asphalt. Her pancreas is shot from all the drugs she took and the crap she ate. Her kidneys are shot from all the liquor. Her boobs are fake. Like what else is left? Her corneas? She wore contacts so they’re probably all mis-shapen. Her brain? That’s been out of order for years. Nope – there’s nothing left of her that’s worth a damn, except ONE CD she put out 4 years ago, and she’s been skating on that ever since.
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Amy winehouse was a fucking loser psycho bitch. I’m sorry she died so young – there was plenty of time for her to turn her shit around, but, no. She died before she could get there. Darwin claims another one.

1:11 pm July, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

Amy Winehouse’ liver was donated to the Royal British Naval Museum where it will be used to scrub barnacles off the hulls of retired Naval vessels .

1:41 pm July, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

@Rev
Didn’t Julia Child sing lead vocals for Rush?

1:50 pm July, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

Or was it some other chick?

2:46 pm July, 24 Anonymous said...

Wait so, this website existed before this video? And these guys checked out this website and then made a video of what they interpreted from it? Just making sure I have the timeline right for my own personal records.

3:36 pm July, 24 Mr. White said...

@anon
The website started in ’06, and the video was uploaded to youtube in ’09. Another clue is that they even tagged their video with the keyword “hot chicks with douchebags.” Methinks that DB1 is being politer than I would have been in using the word “inspired.”

4:47 pm July, 24 Anonymous said...

@Mr. White, thanks for answering my timmeline query. That’s sounds pretty douchey of them not to give douchebag1 any credit. But isn’t that Hollywood for you? Maybe someone should make a video about douchebags who take other douchebag’s ideas and how douchey that is. (If anyone ends up making that video, I would like credit for the idea.)

5:19 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hermit
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Julia was the brainChild behind RUSH. Her Necromancer Souffle threw the boys into a future/psychedelic bender. As a man of the Machine I would have thought you to appreciate RUSH’s new man and post-industrial themes. Or have you become part of the body of Landrew and the Machine?
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Robot Coccks

6:47 pm July, 24 creature said...

hearing Rush makes me wanna RUSH to the john where I vomit, pee & GUSH from my rectum simultaneously!
my version of the holy triumvant….not a popular sentiment here, just sayin’ my asshole goes Pfah

7:41 pm July, 24 Mr. White said...

@anon
Meta-douchery could be a fertile field for study.

8:11 pm July, 24 hermit android thumbs said...

@ Rev,
Musical taste is subjective, if a fourteen year old girl says Brittany Spears is better than Hendrix, who can argue? I was never Rush fan.
I’ll have to review Norway Macveigh’s manifesto, and get back to you on the possible Machine implications.
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@ Creature,
Any fan of Tony Joe White and Junior Brown is obviously a man of impeccable taste and sound judgement.

8:49 pm July, 24 Anonymous said...

@Mr. White, a rich and fertile field indeed. Why just on this site alone even one could postulate for hours on the variety of douchebag behaviors/signifiers, from commenters to admins to the people in the featured pics. Its one of the reasons this place is so damn interesting.

9:41 pm July, 24 creature said...

Amy Winehouse’s liver is a mason jar…full o’ shine

10:04 pm July, 24 creature said...

Hermit, your to kind, but, everything I put in my mouth taste like whiskey

10:12 pm July, 24 creature said...

…can you imagine nipples that taste like whiskey? I am a lucky lad!

12:33 am July, 25 douchebagappologist said...

dudes. putting weed in a jar is totally douche. that was one of the best parts of the video. it’s like putting a tattoo on the weed sack rite?

6:54 am July, 25 Anonymous said...

@douchebagappologist, no its more like putting your schlong in a box.

5:07 pm July, 25 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hmmm, I’m sniffing RUSH and next thang ya know, mebbe Geddy Lee.
If that’s the case, Samurai Scrote can’t be too far from Ground Zero here.
And as for the sad Amy Winehouse, you can have all the talent in the world, but if you don’t show up for the main event, what good is it? She tempted Fate, and Fate won.

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