Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Limeys

Julie may not be impressed by Crazy Eyes Arthur’s matching lime green shorts + headband.

But Generic Dave is.

Neither, however, have read the third line of Arthur’s stomach poetry, found below the proverbial “equator.” It reads: “Parted We Pube.”

# posted by douchebag1
7:16 am July, 26 jonezy said...

i think his tattooed chest hair swirls actually look pretty cool.

7:17 am July, 26 Master of my Own Domain said...

It looks like his right hand says LAME. Finally, truth in advertising.

7:19 am July, 26 jonezy said...

speaking of tatts from a few posts ago, I always thought it would be cool to get a tatt of a stick figure dude right around your crotch, where it’s legs go down each of your legs and his stick figure body starts right at the top of your dong, with his head up by your belly button- then, when people see you naked, they see this little stick figure surrounding your cocc, and think, “man, that dude has a HUGE wang!”

7:19 am July, 26 Master of my Own Domain said...

Obviously he had to get something to take the focus off of his hideous face. Too bad it was hideous tattoos. I’m forced to stare at the shorts and that’s makes me look like a pervert. See what you’ve done douchebag, now everyone thinks I’m a pervert.

7:21 am July, 26 Sir Boo said...

This is frightening. For God’s sake people, get a tan.

7:22 am July, 26 Master of my Own Domain said...

@jonezy, get that tattoo. Trust me when I say chicks will dig it and then tell their friends and then their friends will be on you like brown on rice.

7:29 am July, 26 WillieHorton said...

Wow, when I see crazy eyes like that – I get the same urge I get when I see a spider, I just want to stomp on it…

What a creepy Focker…

7:39 am July, 26 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Look closely- Generic Dave has his hand in Milky Arthurs shorts pocket…
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Generic Dave creeps me out. I bet he has a light blue van and drives around with bags of candy and a few puppies; slowly, really close to schools.
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Annnnnnnddddddd- wheres the hott?

7:45 am July, 26 Master of my Own Domain said...

@Mr. Candidate, Yeah, gen. Dave is definitely giving pasty ass weirdo here a hand. And what do you mean “Where’s the hot?” Its freaking cute as a bug Julie on the left. Sure her boobs are covered so I can see why your eyes probably passed right over her, or maybe she just looks hot in comparison to the Creepy McWeirdo twins. Who knows anymore.

7:53 am July, 26 Master of my Own Domain said...

She’s also wearing red, so you know what that means. Good. To. Go.

8:19 am July, 26 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

I see that Generic Dave has chosen design #2117 for his left shoulder. Very original, Generic Dave! Crazy Eye Arthur has an interesting asymmetrical script tattoo, I guess the “artist” couldn’t figure out that “Divided” has more characters than “Fall.” Julie looks like 140lbs of wet sloppy fun.

8:32 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchetrick Henry is a descendant of Patrick Henry as evidenced by the tattoo across his flaccid abdomen. On his back, Douchetrick has the tattoo, “Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Douche!”

8:54 am July, 26 Hurl Scheibe said...

Is that a chicken head on the left side of his torso?

Could this be the son of Arthur Brown, son of the God of Hellfire?

Is this a video of the God of Hellfire, or have the Knights Who Say Ni taken up pyromania?

8:59 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nothing wrong with her. I think you may want to consider calling Interpol ’cause Sven Kaczynski here may be the second Norway bomber who helped Norway McViegh.
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Thorstens
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PS: That dude on right looks like the love child of Mike Myers and Steve Buschemi.

9:02 am July, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

Moonshine Mitch is simply looking for the roll of quarters in HillBilly Harold’s “money shorts”. Tranny Ellie Mae thinks it’s all in good fun.

9:02 am July, 26 Douchetastic Sam said...

Harley Davidson FTW!

9:04 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Generic Dave uses Nasa technology to block the UV spectrum. I thin it’s called Low-E Opaque.

9:07 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Which of these new contributors is (are) Nancy, Douchble Helix, Edith Tarbox, and the other Eminence Fistfaster?

9:50 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Generic Dave is rubbing Crazy Eyes Arthur’s lucky charms in the hopes that the magical jizz rainbow will appear that has a pot of gold at the end of it like Arthur told him it would. Sorely, Dave will disappointed. Again.

10:13 am July, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His tatt isn’t so much a statement as a command. If Julie and Generic Dave head out at the same time to top of their drinks then Crazy Eyes Arthur is going down like the malnurished, no energy, stack of pick-up sticks that he is.
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They’re called calories, Arthur. Get Some.

1:00 pm July, 26 soy bomb said...

I think whoever came up with the phrase “read it and weep” had Crazy Eyes Arthur’s hideous stomach tatt in mind.

1:41 pm July, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@soy bomb^
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Funny, that’s what he’s got tatted on his ass.

8:00 pm July, 26 Stephanie said...

United We Stand,sure…except he can’t stand so well,now…
And I don’t like his tennis headband either.

8:42 pm July, 26 Troy Tempest said...

FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
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Good grief – talk about cultural illiteracy. CAN’T YOU SEE? He’s just a hippie fuckstain at heart – he even had the lyrics to the song by the Brotherhood of Man from 1970 engraved on his groin!
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Here’s the video PROOF:

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And here’s the lyrics you stupid shits:

There’s nowhere in the world that I would rather be
Than with you my love
And there’s nothing in the world that I would rather see
Than your smile my love

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We’ll be together, together, you and I

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We’ll be together, together, you and I

And if the world about you falls apart my love
Then I’ll still be here
And if the going gets too hard along the way
Just you call, I’ll hear

For united we stand
Divided we fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
We’ll be together, together, you and I

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So you know he has “YOU” engraved on one of his nuts “AND” Engraved on the base of his microchoad and “I” engraved on his other nut.

Now – up against the wall, FUCKERS.

8:50 pm July, 26 Steve L. said...

here’s something else, Arthur: angered we mock.

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