Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Portrait of Dorian’s Abs

Ab reveals in bathroom self portraits.

Still out there.

Still puking blue on Picassos.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am July, 28 Wedgie said...

Ladies
Love
Tool
James

7:10 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Plot twist. Young Dorian here prefers Rock Star to opium dens and instead of not aging for 18 years. His life ended at 18.
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Faustians

7:12 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl beside him looks like the little monkey boy with boomerang from Mad Max.

7:15 am July, 28 smackdouche said...

If she would chop off his fingers with a boomerang, he couldn’t pull up his shirt so easily/frequently.

7:59 am July, 28 Hurl Scheibe said...

Dorian looks like he might also prefer riding on the back of Wez’s motorcycle. Wearing assless chaps.

8:18 am July, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

You know what I like? I like young, nice, sweet, girl-next-door-looking girls who adore narcissistic car-wash attendants who spend more time grooming their lower torsos than the girls do their entire bodies.
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.I also like: hemorrhoids, root canals, traffic tickets, and Newt Gringrich’s presidential chances.

8:20 am July, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Even Oscar Wilde says this dude is queer.

8:30 am July, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

What an Asshole!!!!

8:57 am July, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Generic Ginger sighting in the middle.

9:10 am July, 28 Jeff said...

There’s nothing I love more than rounding up my friends and taking a group photo in the Texaco Unisex latrine. I dig it. Chicks dig it. Win-win.
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Jeff for HOH.

9:18 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Even these guys think Dorian is gay….
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http://gawker.com/5290571/meet-new-york-citys-first-gay+married-couple

9:29 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m a lose cannon, spouting off Haiku on Thursday
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A Groin Shave Reveal
While average bleeths rejoice
Makes me very sad

12:54 pm July, 28 DarkSock said...

Seems Legit.
asdf

12:55 pm July, 28 DarkSock said...

A picture of Dorian’s Gay.

1:09 pm July, 28 Douchie Arnaz said...

@DoucheyWallnuts: Yes. A “lose” cannon, indeed.

2:15 pm July, 28 Mr. Biggs said...

+ massive GSR FTL

2:29 pm July, 28 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

,…and what @Jeff said.

2:54 pm July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

We really need an edit comment button here…My spelling suxs…

11:06 pm July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Showing off the abs in the bathroom mirror can mean only one thang: ADHD, and then, back to the weekly cleanup with Turtle Wax sink and tile cleaner.

11:09 pm July, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Who’s looking at Turtle Boy when there’s that lovely long-haired brunette smilin’ atcha? I’d rate him an Oversized Load of ” Where’s Waldouche?”

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